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#marauders era incorrect quotes
prongsiefoott · 1 year
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Remus finding out about the Mirror of Erised, and then looking at it expecting to see himself without scars but instead seeing himself with Sirius. And then him realising that being without Sirius to him is worse than being a werewolf
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doorlene · 11 months
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james: thanks to remus, my kid has started cursing
remus: what?
james: last night, harry referred to bedtime as "a fucking crisis"
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emtheoddball · 1 year
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James: Reg what’s your favorite colour?
Regulus: Stop asking stupid questions, ask me something logical and mature.
James: How many moles of sodium bicarbonate are needed to neutralize 0.8ml of sulfuric acid at STP?
Regulus: .. my favourite color is black
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accio-barricade · 2 years
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Interviewer: Would you say that you are independent?
Sirius: *looks at James*
James: *nods his head*
Sirius: Yes
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sonatadash · 9 months
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Regulus: Evan isn't answering my messages.
Barty: Allow me.
Regulus: I tried 6 times, what makes you thi-
Evan: *replying to message* Hello.
Regulus: What the f-
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regulusblock · 8 months
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Barty: I’m seeing Regulus.
Rabastan: As in dating or hallucinations?
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sirius: i handle my alcohol just fine.
james: it took you one shot to begin listing all the 74 "secret" things you love about remus?
remus: to my face????
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saintchaser · 11 months
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lily: if you took a shot for every time you made a bad decision, how drunk would you be?
peter: maybe a bit tipsy?
remus: drunk.
james: drunk.
sirius: dead. 
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sirius-simpp · 2 years
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Sirius: So I’ll start by introducing myself. I’m-
*Remus walks into room*
Sirius: Very gay and very single.
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lustsickforyou · 11 months
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James: (extremely sarcastic) Oh, I’m sorry! I was slightly drugged and kidnapped at the time.
Regulus: (under his breath) Unbelievable.
James: Also in case you forgot I’m a normal guy! Why didn’t you just ask me what the torturer was torturing me about??
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Nymphadora Tonks: Mom, Dad, I'm getting a tax evasion marriage with Remus Lupin.
Ted Tonks: *Hysterical laughter*
Andromeda Tonks: *Equally hysterical laughter*
Nymphadora Tonks: Why are you laughing?
Ted: I- *Laughs too hard to keep talking*
Andromeda: *Still laughing* When we were in our seventh year and Remus was in his third- *pauses to laugh*
Ted: *Also still laughing* He finally got a bit tired of the 'Anything for our Moony' joke
Andromeda: So I said it again, and he responded-
Ted: "Your firstborn", if I recall correctly.
Andromeda: We love a man who keeps his promises
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prongsiefoott · 2 years
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James and Lily: *bickering*
Sirius: it's not fun when mummy and daddy fight, right?
Remus: *sighs* if they get a divorce, I wanna go with mum.
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doorlene · 11 months
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barty: i don't think there's anything worse than lukewarm hot fudge. it's like you're straight up lying.
james: isn't kidnapping worse?
regulus: at least in kidnapping no one's lying to you.
barty: you're straight up getting stolen.
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emtheoddball · 1 year
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The next time I open up to someone it will be my autopsy
- Regulus Black
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accio-barricade · 2 years
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Peter: I sleep with my wand under my pillow.
James: I sleep with a knife.
Sirius: Both of you are pathetic.
Peter: Oh yeah? What do you sleep with?
Sirius: Remus.
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sonatadash · 9 months
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Regulus: Hey, Barty, are you free on Friday? Like around eight? Barty: Yeah. Regulus: And you, Evan? Evan: Umm... yes? Regulus: Great! Because I'm not. You two go out without me. Enjoy your date! Evan: Did he just-
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