#marauders incorrect quotes

[moonyswarmsweaters]

James: bottling up negative emotions is bad for your health.

Regulus: that's why I bottle up positive ones too!

[melstinybrain]

dorcas: why don't you smile more?

regulus: what do you mean? I smile all the time.

barty: yeah, when james is around.

regulus: I have absolutely no idea what you're talking about.

[that-bitch-kat3]

sirius: i kind of think im losing it

james: maybe… i don’t know how much ‘it’ you had to begin with though

[yourgalgremlin]

The Punks™️

BCJ as Heath Ledger in 10 Things I Hate About U

RJL as John Bender in The Breakfast Club

[kathryn-maraudersversion]

Marauders quotes as things my friend group has said pt37:

Sirius: Why aren't there adult sized playgrounds.

James: Like, everything is the same as a kids playground but bigger

Sirius: why don't we have those.

Remus: Their called theme parks.

James: But you have to pay for theme parks.

Remus: That's the adult part.

[sunseekerchild]

Dorcas: What did you bring?

Pandora pulling out a stick: It's a friendship stick.

Barty: What does it do?

Pandora bonks him with it: It makes us friends.

[zacshian]

Regulus: *inflating balloons*

Barty: *pops it*

Regulus: *disappointed* Why would you do that?

Barty: It would pop anyways. So I did it beforehand. Somebody had to do it.

Regulus: Huh?

Evan: He is just anxious.

[yourlocalbadgerscales]

Marauders & Co incorrect quotes based on a gay panic I had the other day

Sirius: *sitting next to Remus at a lesson, chewing on his chewing gum wide-eyed* Sirius, thinking to himself: Oh no, why why WHY did I put in a chewing gum before going to class today?! I shouldn’t have done that… ugh, it’s so awkward now… am I chewing too loudly? Can Remus hear it? Does it disgust him? Sirius: *panicking* And I bet it looks weird too… Sirius: What do I do? I can’t just spit it out here… Sirius: Should I just- swallow it? I mean, that can’t be that bad… but it’s kinda big, and I might- Sirius, blushing furiously: OMFG I MIGHT CHOKE ON IT, SKISJDJSIDIDIISID THAT IS GONNA LOOK SO AWKWARD, AND REMUS WILL SEE ME FALLING DOWN ON THE FLOOR AND CHOKING AND HE’LL PROBABLY FIND IT SO ICKY Sirius: Remus: *has no clue what’s going on in Sirius’s head* Sirius: Sirius, thinking hard: Oh and uh, it might kill me too. Sirius: That’s also really bad. Come on, Sirius, snap out of this! Sirius: *visibly shaking*

[a-great-tragedy]

Marauders quotes but it’s conversations I’ve had

Sirius: *Showing James a portrait* And this is my brother, Regulus.

James: …

James: Smash.

Sirius: WHAT!? How can you even say that?? He’s my BROTHER

James: Then why is his jawline better than yours?

Sirius: haha …WHAT!?

[lilbobagginz]

Saw this abt aged up reddie and thought I'd do a marauders version

Remus: Why do you always let me win when we race through the hallways to class??

Sirius: *shrugs* maybe you're just faster than you think

Remus: You play quidditch.. I have a limp..

Sirius: I like seeing you smile when you win!

Remus: *turns to peter and james* He's staring at my ass, isn't he?

James and Peter: *nodding* He's staring at your ass.

[sevenate-9]

"sometimes i feel like i'm just your loser friend, who you keep around because i haven't messed up too badly yet" remus and "you make me believe in peace and calm" sirius

[moonyswarmsweaters]

Pandora: fight me

Barty: *standing behind her* touch her and you'll regret it

Even: *standing behind both of them* touch either of them and you won't live long enough to regret anything

[melstinybrain]

sirius, tied to a chair with a wand pointed in his face: I assume I deserve this, but can you tell me why you want to kill me this time?

[ramblingsfromthytruly]

the valkaries - while those silly boys were making their silly map and planning their silly pranks, the girls were doing ancient blood magic in their dorm

[cheekyboybeth]

Marauders incorrect quotes

James: you didn’t cry when bambi’s mother died?

Remus: yes, it was very sad when the guy stopped drawing the deer

[kathryn-maraudersversion]

Marauders quotes as things my friend group has said pt38:

Grey: sirius

Blue: Remus

I had to make the joke