In my head, it's Sirius 'everyone want to fuck me no one wants to love me' Black and Remus 'everyone wants to love me no one want to fuck me' Lupin.
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pt.148
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hope yall have a good day babes
take care of yourself<3
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Marauders fanfic authors be like: “it’ll have a happy ending, I promise!”
Also Marauders fanfic authors: *kills off half the characters*
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Remus: *There Sirius goes, sneaking into James’ bed again for another one of their late night conversations. He likes James better than me. They’re always having secret conversations in the middle of the night. I wish I was invited. They are so insular. I wish Sirius liked me that much. I wonder what they’re talking about, I wish he would talk with me*
Sirius to James at 3am: -and then Moony brushed my hand! What do you think that means?
James: I-
Sirius: -AND THEN he called me an idiot, but he was smiling. And then he brought me a coffee without me asking and then he was reading in the library and the sun was hitting his hair and it was all bronze and golden and th-
James: *oh my god I need to go to sleep please shut the fuck up*
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bitches be like "this is my comfort character" and then choose a character that has never had a day of comfort in their lives
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Sirius: professor, with all due respect, I think the four of us have really matured over the summer
James at the back of the classroom:
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Sirius: can I be frank with you, Frank?
James: not if I’m frank with Frank first, isn’t that right Frank?
Frank: *grinning, opening his mount to answer*
Remus: *sobbing on the verge of a mental breakdown* STOP PLEASE STOP
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marauders era characters and their april fools joke of choice :
james : turning into a stag in places where a stag definitely shouldn't be
sirius : sticks paper fish on everyone's back because he grew up with les poissons d'avril
peter : pens and books and inkpots turn into small animals everywhere he goes
remus : just more werewolf puns than usual
marlene : enchanted bludgers that follow you all day
mary : 'actually i think i'm heterosexual'
lily : does not participate and refuse to believe anything that anyone says that day
dorcas : change the colour of everyone's tie
pandora : pretends she's a seer but actually makes accurate predictions
regulus : he's got 'nothing to do with the snake you found in your bag'
barty : 'april fools is stupid' but pulls little pranks all day
evan : charming all the plants so they can walk and then leaves the greenhouses open
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pt.83
god i LOVE how to train your dragon
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Marauders as Idioms my Dad likes to say
James: If it looks stupid, but it works, it's not stupid
Remus: KISS: Keep It Simple Stupid
Sirius: FIG JAM: Fuck I'm Good, Just Ask Me
Pete: What do you call a deer with no eyes? No idea
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