No wonder our grandparents sound crazy when they tell stories
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zuckerberg and musk vagueing about each other on their respective failing platforms
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No evil could be THIS evil right???
Nope Apparently
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Elon Musk, listen man, secretly I think you're Really Cool.
It's true. I think you're The Coolest. And you don't need to challenge other billionaires to fights to prove it.
No, the only way to prove it, is to start a Luxury Sun Tourism business. The passengers on your maiden voyage should include yourself, Zuckerberg, and Bezos.
I promise, the entire world will finally think you're cool, once you've successfully launched the three of you into the sun 💖
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I hope history replicates fiction and tomorrow all the greedy billionaires wake up all of the sudden filled with The Christmas Spirit and gives all of their money away to charities and the poor in general. I don't care if it's the Grinch style or Scrooge style, It's just this year has been the "find out" year and I hope that tonight the billionaires find out via heart growing three sizes and/or ghosts haunting them.
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I will cry my eyes out and pull my hair until I look like Andrew Tate's ass cheeks but please rb for better sample size I,me and myself (and u ofc lovely moot) deserve to know the answer
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Elon Musk and Mark Zuckerberg at the villain business conference
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As funny as it would be to see musk fight zuck, it would be even funnier if no one watched it. Don't even give them the satisfaction of having eyes on them, just let them fight each other like the idiots they are.
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