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#marvel cinematic universe incorrect quotes
the-real-mj · 16 hours
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Mj: There's a U in stupid, you know?
Peter: Yeah, well there's also an I in stupid!
Mj, smirking: Oh yeah, I know.
Peter: Wait no, hold on a second-
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georgie3116 · 22 hours
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Natasha:… *Stares blankly*
Bucky: WHAT!?
Natasha: Oh, I’m sorry your hair..
Bucky: There’s something wrong with my hair!?
*Bucky anxiously touches his scalp*
Bucky: Oh my god! *Immediately leaves*
Natasha: Steve was right, it worked like a charm.
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Mobius is fighting a monster Loki: Just stay calm! You already have everything you need to beat it! Mobius: The power to believe in myself!? Loki: No, a knife! Stab it!
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jjsmaybank20 · 1 year
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Clint: Where do you think you'll end up, hell or heaven?
Natasha: I hope hell. It's where all the gay people are.
Y/N: It's lit.
Y/N: Pun intended.
Clint: Y'all are weird.
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chickenix · 12 days
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Tony: so what do you have planned for the future?
Peter: lunch
Tony: no, like long term
Peter: oh um... dinner?
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erroneot · 11 months
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Stephen: where are your parents? America: what are parents? Stephen: that’s just about the saddest thing I've ever heard
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littlebugs · 1 year
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t’challa: i am your king, long may I reign!
shuri: well I didn’t vote for you!
okoye: you don’t vote for kings.
shuri: well how’d t’challa become king then?
okoye: t'challa of the Lake, his arm clad in the purest shimmering samite, held aloft Excalibur from the bosom of the water, signifying by divine providence that he, t'challa, was to carry Excalibur. that is why he is your king.
shuri: listen. strange people lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government. supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony.
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Sam: Bucky isn’t answering his phone.
Y/N: I’ll call him.
Steve: Sam and I have both tried six times. What makes you think—
Bucky: Hey, doll.
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daisy-mooon · 4 months
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Kamala: I'm getting another sibling!
Carol: Congratulations! Do you know what-
Muneeba Khan: *slams adoption papers on the table* The sibling is you. Sign right here.
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marvel-lous-guy · 6 months
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Tony: what the hell were you thinking!?
Peter: Obviously I was thinking I would get away with it and wouldn't have to explain myself!
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esmerxyaugusta · 2 months
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y/n: *lying on the floor*
nat: *walks by*
nat: what are you doing?
y/n: im wounded *pretends to die*
nat: what hurt you?
y/n: im wounded by love *coming back from the dead then dies again*
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the-real-mj · 16 hours
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Peter: you know, looking back, i have no regrets
Mj: you should
Peter: probably
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georgie3116 · 2 days
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Bucky: All I’ve done all day is eat, sleep and stare off into space…
Bucky: What an awful existence.
Natasha: Hey! I don’t dump on your lifestyle.
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diaryoflife · 2 months
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Y/N: Just realized there’s nothing stopping me from drinking a lava lamp.
*Natasha sighs and hits the back of Y/N’s head whilst the team laughs*
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Natasha: I just heard Y/N call the dog a “fucking liar” because he barked like someone was at the door and no one was there.
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jonasdirection101 · 11 months
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Peter: “I’m gonna be just like you!”
Tony, panicking: “No, no, no, no. May is gonna kill me. No, no, no. That’s a bad idea. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.”
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