Jonathan: If you want Edgar, you'll have to get through all of us!
Mary: Except me.
Jonathan: Except Mary.
Mary: I don't care what happens.
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there's something deeply wrong with all of them.
bonus
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in some universe, mary is still alive
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Hail Mary, motherfucker, how'd I make it this far?
No regrets, I repent, resurrect, resurrect
From the dirt out the grave, comin' straight for the neck
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One happy Ekon family where everyone gets along and nothing bad happened ever.
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Things to never say to Jonathan who just came out:
“Behold! The oracle spoke the truth!”
“Hi gay, I’m dad!”
“You’re so lucky you don’t have to donate blood now.”
“Our Father, Who art in heaven, hallowed be Thy name; Thy kingdom come; Thy will be done on earth as it is in heaven. Give us this day our daily bread; and forgive us our trespasses as we forgive those who trespass against us; and lead us not into temptation, but deliver us from evil.”
“In that outfit?”
“I’m gayer.”
“Would you like to go on record stating that for our organization’s diversity initiative?”
“You still owe me $45.”
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Help- I’ve fallen in hopelessly in love with James Kidd/Mary Reid
I’m hoping to have these made into keychains in the near future
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Gonna call it.
Anne kissing Stede will be gay on lesbian crime (getting their respective partners jealous and stabby) and gay - lesbian solidarity (getting their respective partners to realize that they love em too much to let others kiss em)
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"Dig till you hit daylight" Burried "alive" ...even for a vampire horrible. >__>
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Two notorious cross-dressing women became female pirates: Mary Reid and Anne Bonny, whose story was published as A General History of the Pirates in 1724.
"Normal Women: 900 Years of Making History" - Philippa Gregory
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