#mashes

[tiredgayloser]

finding it a bit odd that we've got four slips and no wicketkeeper! 🤔

[partybarty]

I want to see Sunak bowl at Albo.

[t00thpasteface]

got told at lunch "you feel like Tumblr Incarnate" and i had to tell them i've been here for 13 years and counting. i was here three years before dashcon happened. i saw the mishapocalypse. i survived the gigapause. i've been here longer than the shoelaces post. i've been here since it was hipsters versus fandom and i played both sides extensively by overdoing the sepia filters on everything and making my own flashing galaxy gif edits for my fandom posts. i'm every tumblr. it's all in me

[trappper-johnathan]

[thecollectibles]

Art by Samantha Mash

[daveydoodle]

These Canned Meats Will Change Your Breakfast Game

🥫😋

[sleepiercreature]

I couldn't find an English version so I put the fan translation of the sketch on top of the Dungeon Meshi: Adventurers Bible Complete Edition pages of this comic

[dr3am-operator]

happy pride month to HIM

[thelatecaptainpierce]

happy it's spring, sir!

[jeanstapleton]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGHHHHHHHHHHHH

[shootingstarrfish]

psychic kiddies having lunch!

[jasminebythebay]

you know i'm something of a civil engineer myself

[partybarty]

My favourite stat from Day 4 of the Men’s Ashes, is that for three hours 98% of the balls that England bowled were short.

[t00thpasteface]

the real antidote to the problem of "everyone is beautiful and no one is horny" is watching old horny shows like mash. nothing but perfectly normal-looking, homely, average people in that show who hook up with each other or unseen partners on a regular basis. hawkeye is absolutely drowning in sex and the man has such a bizarre mismatched set of randomly strong and weak facial features on a noodle body with dogshit posture. and it's GREAT. you can't tell how soft his jawline is because there's always a woman kissing his neck and blocking the camera. i know i riff on people saying they want to fuck mulcahy until he has a religious epiphany but as a butch lesbian with that exact face shape it's been so healing to be like. ohhhh ok so sexuality and attractiveness isn't just limited to the perfect beautiful poreless people on netflix. i understand now

[holdoncallfailed]

i'll never get over the way brooklyn 99 woobified the literal NYPD what the hell was that. and everybody ate it up with a spoon too

[wanologic]

yo danny fenton he was just 19