#maybe text friday

[dandylyn]

hen of honor💐

[eatingfood]

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[newlyy]

I personally believe that if I’m paying 700 a month to live in your crummy apartment building, you should just like let me wash my clothes once a week for free. Instead of paying 1.50 per load.

[dear-ao3]

lando norris sir it is nOT EVEN YOUR SEASON TO BE SILLY???!!!

[astrobowie]

[cadere-art]

I've had such a shit week so far it's kind of hilarious. Deserves an attempt at greentext

> Go to Ikea sunday to buy a new mattress. > Open mattress. Plastic packaging has been sealed fused with the (synthetic) mattress cover > Call Ikea. They say i can return the cover alone. > Monday morning > Unzip cover. Take only top half bc that's easier to remove than the whole thing > Drive 35min to ikea. > Wait 40 min at customer service. > Exchange top half of cover. > Drive home. > Put cover on. Zippers of new top and old bottom are not aligned and the halves don't fit together. > Drive back to Ikea. > Exchange bottom half of cover for the one that matches the new top half (they hadn't gotten rid of the mattress yet. > Drive home. > Put cover on. Lift mattress by handles on the cover. > Cover rips. > Dejectedly walk into kitchen to get myself some yogurt. > (I was supposed to spend the morning cooking and now i have neither cooked nor eaten) > Open brand new yogurt jar. > It's got mold in it. > Husband calls ikea and arranges a pickup exchange so I don't have to drive there again. > Later that night. > Enter my car to go back home from a friend's. > Car makes a weird noise. > "oh, i need to refill the power steering liquid, I've driven a lot today and that makes the power steering leak leak faster" > Refill power steering > Drive home > Start parallel parking > Weirder noise, liquid starts gushing from under the car with smoke and shit > Well shit. I bet the leak's not just a leak now uh > Be today > Husband moving my car again while I'm at work (no choice, living the city life) > Car juices spilling everywhere > Manage to park > Handbrake gives up > FML > Get home from work > Grab myself milk to make chocolate milk for comfort > Milk's gone bad > *suspicious* > Check fridge temp > Fridge temp is 17C

[goku-nba]

oh my fucking god

[breadboylovin]

day 1 of the great american roadtrip to my summer job: drove past the national peanut festival assocoation in some random part of alabama. went over some delightful hills (huge for a guy from an extremely flat state). my original hotel was shit ass bad but i rebooked real quick and now im in a nicer room eating a burrito. maybe life is beautiful after all

[reinabeestudio]

Tfw the wind blows your hat away AGAIN and you gotta go find it in the middle of a blizzard atop a mountain by yourself

[butchbush]

ok well my therapist charged me a fee :) and idk how much it is yet :) probably 100 dollars :)

[rainbowinbeigeboots]

save me low quality recording of lisa frankenstein, save me

[m4lexxx67]

Some Gerard sketches, some better some (a lot) worse, but I couldn't erase so it's fine. Also one Destroya for good meassure bc I haven't worked on my Destroya painting in forever😭

[chitinleg]

[ID: seven photos showing all angles of a bright, patchwork drawstring-bag, made primarily of linen and cotton scraps, most blank but bright colored (bright pink, yellow, sky-blue) and some with geometric or floral patterns. it's stitched with metallic, shiny rainbow thread.

/end ID]

i used a bunch of fabric scraps to make this little bag, its a very lax project done in a few hours, and my first time doing anything patchwork. i'm pretty happy with it :^D

[moonmoonthecrabking]

my dad is super fucking overprotective that i, at the age of 19, am no longer allowed to lead church youth group without my brother. does that sound ridiculous? yeah, there’s a fucking reason for that

[sailforvalinor]

In other news, my church sign has been hit by a car for the *checks notes* fourth time

[sisterdivinium]

Sometimes I think about contacting one of my professors and telling them I'd like to write an actual thesis to only then reveal it would be a lengthy study on WN. What if it worked and I got to research this show I love and get paid for it and not have to scramble for writing time the way I do today?

But then I think my professors might not remember me... Or that I'd need to reference some of the things I've already written here and that would necessarily mean revealing to them and anyone reading such a hypothetical thesis all the stuff on this blog -- and then you people would also probably be able to track down the study and me, personally, by extension.

I really don't know what would be worse. Having a name and face strangers on the internet could forever attach to this username or having professors I have studied under and who were quite admiring of my work find out that I not only like to analyse the gay nun show but I also write stories where the older gay nun gets eaten out by her scientist girlfriend inside a chapel...