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#mayhopclair incorrect quotes
castielinpastel · 1 year
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max : what are you guys doing?
lucas : makin some hot cocoa.
max : in the middle of summer??
el : …
lucas : it sounded good.
max :
lucas :
el :
el : do you want some?
max : …
max : yes please.
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sebyplay · 1 year
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Nancy: why are you crying?
Robin: MAX AND LUCAS KEPT DROPPING HINTS THEY LIKE EL AND SHE DONT EVEN NOTICE IT!
NANCY WEARING A BLACK SHIRT WITH BRIGHT PINK LETTER SAYING "I LOVE YOU ROBIN, PLS DATE ME": ……
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polyamorous-eleven · 2 years
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Max: I hate physical contact. I never let anyone touch me other than when strictly necessary.
Lucas: You are literally holding mine and El's hands?
Max: That’s considered necessary.
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Max shouting: Excuse me, God, but I think it's about fucking time you made me happy too!
Lucas and Eleven: *appears in front of Max*
Max, murmuring while hugging both of them: Thanks
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Generating some
Elumax incorrect quotes
During post lemon and queueuing them <2
Generator
Also if ur unfamiliar w/ my incorrect quotes the rating out of 10 is how accurate they are imo
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Lucas: Want to hear a hard riddle?
El: Sure.
Lucas: A rooster laid an egg on a roof. Which way did it roll?
El: ...down?
Lucas: N-
Max: Who cares about which way it rolled, it would be scrambled eggs by then.
Lucas:
Lucas: No, it's that roosters don't lay eggs... Jesus Christ...
8/10 accuracy rating annzbxbhdhdbvxbdb they're literally adorable <2
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*El is telling a story*
Max: Wow, El, this story has everything! Action! Adventure! Romance!
Lucas: Romance?
Max: I have a crush on them.
5/10 accuracy this means everything to me
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Max: *finds a note* Hmm, whats this?
El: Hey, that's mine! *tries to grab it*
Max: Aww, it's a love note for Lucas?
El: No-
Max: *opens it*
Max:
El:
Max: I can't read this.
3/10 what is goinging on
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Lucas: Yesterday, I overheard El saying “Are you sure this is a good idea?” and Max replying “Trust me,” and I have never moved from one room to another so quickly in my life.
8/10 but that's how you get spied on
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Max: Five little monkeys jumping on the bed. One fell off and…
El: Was diagnosed with mesothelioma.
Max: Mamma called the doctor and the doctor said…
Lucas: You might be entitled to financial compensation if he or a loved one dies.
Um
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Lucas: Which movie are you and Max going to see tonight?
El: Oh, I always go to whichever movie Max wants.
Lucas: Which one do they want to see?
El: I haven't decided yet.
5/10 elmax movie nights REAL
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El: Make no mistake. Not only am I party rocking, but I am also in the house tonight.
Lucas: But are you shuffling?
El: Everyday.
Max: What language are you two speaking??
5/10
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Lucas: Make no mistake. Not only am I party rocking, but I am also in the house tonight.
El: But are you shuffling?
Lucas: Everyday.
Max: What language are you two speaking??
10/10 Lucas saying "make no mistake" with the utmost confidence <22
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El: So... what’s goin’ on?
Lucas: You want the long version or the short version?
El, hesitantly: The short one, I guess?
Lucas: Shit’s fucked.
El: Oh. Well, yeah, that’s definitely not an optimal situation.
10/10 the fact this was the one Max wasn't speaking in their name for Max is "the short one"
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*Lucas teaching El to drive and taking Max along for the ride*
Lucas: That's a pothole. To the left!
El: Take it back now y'all *Drives into pothole*
Max, sticking their face into the front over the center console: Cha Cha real smooth.
El: I don't think that's how the song goes.
Lucas, crying and gripping the handle: Please just take me home.
El: Country Roads.
Max: To the place.
El and Max in unison: I Belong!
Lucas, crying harder: What the fuck?
10/10 let Lucas be frustrated with their chaotic antics challenge let El drive challenge let Max be happy challenge
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El: I need 28 lightbulbs for 28 ducks.
Lucas: Ducks can’t eat lightbulbs?
Max: I think that’s the point.
El: Exactly. I want my ducks to glow so I can find them.
7/10 so THAT'S what they were planning...
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Lucas: What’s it like being tall?
Lucas: Is it nice?
Lucas: Can you reach comfortably for the cupboards?
El: We live in constant fear of the short ones who, in my experience, will climb 4 chairs, 2 boxes, a small coffee table and 6 oddly placed stools to get what they want.
Max: It was one time!
10/10 El being the tallest and strongest and Max being the shortest REAL
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El: Guys, Max is missing.
Lucas: Good.
3/10 dw guys he means bc she's awake 😅
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Lucas: So... who's the big spoon and who's the little spoon?
El: We're chopsticks!
Lucas: Well... that's cute!
Lucas: Does that mean you two snuggle together perfectly?
Max: No, it means that if you take the other away, the only thing the other is good for is stabbing.
10/10 accuratte
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El, in a high voice, holding Barbie: Hey, Ken! I was thinking about going back to school and starting a career!
Max, in a deep voice, holding Ken: Nonsense, Barbie. You’re staying home and having my kids.
Lucas: What the fuck are you guys doing?
El: Playing systemic oppression.
10/10 but specifically during season 3
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Max: You don't need my blessing to go kiss Lucas. In fact, I was pretty sure you were already kissing Lucas!
El: Nope.
Max: In that case, as the archbishop of El's fully awakened gaydom, I give you my blessing to immediately leave and rectify that as soon as possible! Go now, my child, and kiss Lucas right on the lips!!!
4/10 but transmasc/transboy queer El REAL and hopclair my beloved <2
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Lucas: How did you even get in here?
Max: El's window! Or, as I like to call it, "Max's door"!
El: I’m closing the window.
El's staying at the Wheelers in ST5 Lucas was there to witness the gays panicking for a sleepover with Will and Mike
6/10
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Lucas: Do you think different paints have different tastes?
El: They do.
Max: ...Why did you say that with such certainty?
7/10 not me rearranging all the quotes for Lucas to ask the philosophical questions- he's just such a curious soul <2
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Max: If I say I love you, will you say it back?
Lucas: Yes.
Max: I love you.
Lucas: It back.
*Later*
El: Why is Max crying face-down on the floor?
10/10 the girls who get it get it
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El & Lucas:*Playing video games*
Max: You guys woke up at 5:30 in the morning just to play games?
El: *silence*
Lucas: *silence*
Max, finally figuring it out: ...You two never went to sleep, did you?
El & Lucas in shame: Yeah...
6/10 Max had major fomo she was totally listening the whole night
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Wait the site crashed but the next one was going to be ab the moon :(
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That's all, folks
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bylerlve · 1 year
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i did elumax in an incorrect quotes generator and it was honestly pretty accurate
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castielinpastel · 2 years
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el : is something burning?
lucas : just my love for my girls ☺️
max : lucas the toaster is literally on fire
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castielinpastel · 2 years
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steve : so how does this work exactly?
lucas : max is gay but she’s straight for me but she’s gay for el and el’s really gay for max
max : it’s not that complicated
steve :
steve : alrighty then
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Max: I'll kill you if you say someone that I told you that but... I love you two more than anything, I would do anything for you.
Eleven: Maybe just eat three meals a day...
Lucas: And have a decent sleep schedule.
Max: No.
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polyamorous-eleven · 2 years
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Max: You're both on thin ice.
Lucas, trying to hide his smile: I'm on the floor.
Max, patient: It's an expression, dumbass
El, looking down: It's a carpet.
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polyamorous-eleven · 2 years
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El: If something from Upside Down got you, I'd hunt it down to the ends of earth so it could face me, and I would push it on the trees, walls, ground and other things so many times, that it wouldn't even know it’s stupid name
Lucas: If the fucker does something to you, I'll fucking kill it, without second thoughts. It will be dead and wouldn't know what hit it.
Will *whispering to Max*: Do they realize this is not a normal way to say I love you...
Max *whispering back*: Shut up, I find it cute
[Year later]
Lucas, holding axe: Are you ready, El?
El, hiding Nancy's gun in her shoe and taking Lucas' hand: Yes. I found him in the upside down, on the east of Hawkins. Let's go.
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sebyplay · 1 year
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Mike eating: so you like El?
Max whos also eating: yep.
Mike: AND- you also like Lucas?
Max: yep.
Mike confused: i- i dont understand…
Max: dont worry Wheeler, i also dont undestand me either.
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polyamorous-eleven · 2 years
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Lucas: I'm begging you go to a doctor.
El: Max, please, you will die...
Max: I'm sorry is this OUR stab wound? Stay out of it. It's okay!
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Steve: so, how was your mission? How did it go for the three of you? What did you do?
Lucas: Normal stuff. Exploring the building, fighting with First's monsters, making out with each other, stuff like that.
Steve:
Eleven: They are very good at making out.
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castielinpastel · 2 years
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season 2 max my beloved 🫶
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Max: I don’t have feelings for Lucas anymore. And no, I don't have romantic feeling for El. They are pretty great, but no.
Dustin: Okaaay. But they are waving to you.
Max, turning around at full speed in bi & poly: WHERE
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