#mayonnaise

[tarriecat]

How it started:

(Image ID: a tweet from ConcernedApe on October 12, 2021, stating: "I like pickles, but mayo...I plead the 5th. but if I remember right, the real reason you can't eat them in the game is because they are in a glass jar and I didn't want to have to draw a special animation for fishing out the pickles, and no way would I allow drinking mayonnaise.")

How it's going:

(Image ID: A tweet from ConcernedApe on March 17, 2024, showing a screenshot of a patch note that reads, "You can now drink mayonnaise.")

[anal-bravery]

Y'all. Kraft just erected an 8 foot tall monument to its own mayonnaise outside of Merriam Webster's HQ in Springfield in an effort to make "Moist" Merriam Webster's word of the year. It feels like an article from the fucking Onion but this is real life

[threi]

mayonnaise

[daily-deliciousness]

Korean style shrimp burger

[one-time-i-dreamt]

Patrick from SpongeBob murdered God with a jar of mayonnaise.

[marmarartz]

She's not too happy

[fattributes]

Buttermilk Fried Chicken Burgers with Garlic Mayo

[sammachu]

Software instability critical

[catfindr]

[traumarina]

Weekly restock...

[incorrectmayonnaise]

A toast!

[dumblr]

[samreich]

mayo tasting

[daily-deliciousness]

Smoked deviled eggs

[one-time-i-dreamt]

My friend ordered mayonnaise ice cream from Starbucks. I gagged both in the dream and when I woke up.

[opossumking69]

The onion

God help me I was so tired the whole day and decided why not project it onto Jekyll?