#mcnostril

[mcnostril]

Elf (?) fashion facts.

[time-traveling-fetus]

This character would 100% try to scam me but I think she's hot so its okay

(Source is BEACH WZRD by @/mcnostril)

[demilypyro]

I just really like this character so I wanted to try voicing her lol. Beach Wzrd is by @mcnostril

[howlingday]

Ilia: High Leader Adam, sir, we've lost contact with another outpost!

Adam: AAARGH! Another one?! That's three garrisons worth of White Fang now! Those damned humans!

Adam: It must be Atlas making good use of their Ace Operatives. It would make sense of our most hated enemy using their greatest weapons against us...

Ilia: Um, actually, it's not Atlas.

Adam: Oh? Then it could be a different kingdom. Could it be... Blake? It would make the most sense, considering her previous involvements in our Vale chapters, and her intimate awareness with our security measures. Oh, I was hoping for her to-

Ilia: Sir! I've just received a visual of the enemy!

Adam: (Chuckles) Excellent. Show me the ones responsible for the destruction of our outposts and the capture of our brothers and sisters. Let us gauge the strength of the finest huntsmen and huntresses.

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Jaune: (Tripping over himself)

Nora: (Skipping along happily)

Pyrrha: (Gazing longingly at Jaune)

Ren: (Lazily swaying left and right, Eyes shut)

[rhynerd]

What up, chucklefucks? [affectionate]

It's time for Vex's Mechs and Memes, where I take some of the lancer memes by @vexwerewolf and hit them with their intended tone of voice, that of LoadingReadyRun's character of Dave's Spokesman.

Moments after noticing that Vex made yet another Lancer meme, this time on a class of NPC instead of a mech, I decided "hey, this one might be fun to do, even if I don't technically have to since it's not one for the player mechs." It's the one ready to explode the moment it hears about a Sunzi; the Operator!

Thing is, this one also inspired to me to break from the usual voice and see how the second half would go if I just raged like the operator's actually doing in the second half of this meme.

The image I used for the art of the angry take's player was a sketch from @mcnostril for his webcomic Beach WZRD, which I gladly recommend.

Anyways, I hope you enjoy! If not, then maybe you'll enjoy one of the other ones I've done, or you could change pace entirely and try one of the things I've brought up, like the webcomic or LoadingReadyRun's various videos. I won't hold a grudge, I'm not the Operator.

[mia-ware86]

an old practice piece based of @mcnostril's BEACH WZRD! (if you haven't read it yet please do i put the link there and everything)

[masked-alien-lesbian]

Leaving the most vulnerable spots of the body open, the chest and stomach reminded me of this post by mcnostril

[luvtonique]

Just a standalone of the gift art I made for @mcnostril featuring their elf(?) and Melodi hanging out and contributing nothing to society.

Full breadsolution that's easier to read here.

[cloverisnonexistantbro]

Me: I need a proper Actual pfp I swear to god I need to draw at least one of my favorite characters doing the idk what you mean pose I need it man so I’m not stealing from McNostril anymore come on brain

My brain: Hehe funny zombie game pew pew pew!

[mcnostril]

The Witch King's very bad day continues.

[questionableroyalty]

@mcnostril is funny but incorrect this is just how bisexuals sit

[chetzale]

Fantasy art I’ve done on the year. First pic is fanart for the webcomic BEACH WZRD created by @mcnostril

[howlingday]

Cardin: I've come to eat food and kick ass. And I'm all outta food.

Jaune: Yeah, because you keep eating our rations! That we NEED! TO SURVIVE THE GRIMM INVASION!

Yang: We're a unit of sexy, muscular babes. We have a figure to maintain.

Jaune: You don't have to eat everything in sight like some kinda locust swarm, do you?

Cardin: Food gives me bonus health. You can never have too much bonus health.

Jaune: They why don't you go raid THEIR rations?!

Watts: He already did.

Tyrian: He cleaned out the kitchens, the pantries, the cellar...

Beowolf: (Whimpers at empty dog bowl)

Hazel: He's been eating all of our food while butchering every Grimm he sees.

Cinder: At this point, if he doesn't kill us, we're going to starve anyway.

Cardin: See? I get MAX health AND I hinder the enemy! Two birds, one scone~.

Cardin: I'm a tactical genius!

Jaune: No, you're a murderous glutton.

Cardin: You say that like they're mutually exclusive.

[fictionz]

New Fiction 2024 - February

"Amos" ed. Richard Challoner (1752)

I don't even remember. A blur of prophets.

"Abdias" ed. Richard Challoner (1752)

At least we're closing in on the end of the old testament.

Minor Detail by Adania Shibli & trans. Elisabeth Jaquette (2020)

The rape and murder of a girl in 1949 catches the attention of a woman in modern day West Bank. Harrowing from the start and a very different approach to a story like this. The characters are rare in literature and it makes the course of events all the more tragic.

Scream School by R.L. Stine (1999)

The least interesting Goosebumps stories are those with no supernatural element at all...

The Mummy Walks by R.L. Stine (1999)

And someone decided to release two in a row.

Gargoyles - "Fiends in High Places" by Martin Pasko, Amanda Conner, Greg Wright (1995)

An alright side option for anyone who needed more at the time.

Gargoyles - "Always Darkest Before Dawn" by Martin Pasko, Amanda Conner, Greg Wright (1995)

But not enough to keep me hooked.

"Be My Valenstein" by mcnostril (2019)

Get monster smooched.

"Who Is Superman? A Private Interview with Lois Lane" by JESNCIN (2024)

Whoa I'm in.

Spider-Man 2 dev. Insomniac Games (2023)

The key lesson is save the side quests for the post-game.

"Our Uniform" dir. Yegane Moghaddam (2023)

A glimpse.

"Letter to a Pig" dir. Tal Kantor (2022)

Chased and chased.

"Ninety-Five Senses" dir. Jared Hess & Jerusha Hess (2023)

Unbalanced reactions.

"Pachyderme" dir. Stéphanie Clément (2021)

Those moments no one took seriously.

"War Is Over!" dir. Dave Mullins (2023)

If only we could.

"Wild Summon" dir. Karni & Saul (2023)

Who knows why the water flows?

"I'm Hip" dir. John Musker (2023)

Hep cat.

"Invincible" dir. Vincent René-Lortie (2022)

You and I can't know.

"Knight of Fortune" dir. Lasse Lyskjær Noer (2023)

No one has to look.

"Red, White and Blue" dir. Nazrin Choudhury (2023)

Cause the most harm.

"The After" dir. Misan Harriman (2023)

Fall to the bottom.

"The Wonderful Story of Henry Sugar" dir. Wes Anderson (2023)

Nested dolls.

"Mooned" dir. Jonathan del Val (2023)

Could've lived without it.

Origin dir. Ava DuVernay (2024)

The systems are complex.

Argylle dir. Matthew Vaughn (2024)

Too cheeky.

My Fair Lady dir. George Cukor (1964)

Right proper.

The Zone of Interest dir. Jonathan Glazer (2023)

Ugliness throughout.

Lisa Frankenstein dir. Zelda Williams (2024)

Fun with death.

Turning Red dir. Domee Shi (2022)

Crossing the barrier.

Out of Darkness dir. Andrew Cumming (2024)

Is it so easy to realize?

Bob Marley: One Love dir. Reinaldo Marcus Green (2024)

Peace for myself.

Migration dir. Benjamin Renner (2023)

Gotta go somewhere.

Les Misérables dir. Tom Hooper (2012)

Eep, best not sing it.

Dune: Part Two dir. Denis Villeneuve (2024)

We're in the middle sags.

The Outer Limits - Volume 1 (1963-1964)

Stone cold classics.

Star Trek Lower Decks - Season 4 (2023)

Time's anchor drags us all.

Star Trek Short Treks (2018-2020)

Gimme more.

Goosebumps (2023)

Parental apology tales.

[chinmaster]

hello Mr. @mcnostril I have made for you a character sheet for beach wizard in the finest wizard game in existence, Ars Magica

[terryble007]

I have discovered the truth about chainmail bikinis, and it is imperative those wearing such armor do not think about it too hard or they may inadvertently cross the line between Sexy Hero and Homicidal Pervert. #mcnostril #comics #chainmail bikin i#fantasy armor The b17 survivorship bias comic going around made me think of this one by Mcnostril