#mcu incorrect quotes

[literaryavenger]

Y/N, to Nat: God my back is killing me.

Bucky: here, I brought you something to help.

Y/N, joking: A breast reduction?

Tony, running in the room from the kitchen: NOOO.

Y/N:

Tony: Why would you spit in the face of God?!

Bucky, pointing to Y/N's breasts: Calm down, those aren't going anywhere and if they are, I'm going with them.

[teaaagan]

Water

Y/N: Please bring home PURIFIED water with NO minerals added for taste

Venture: We got spring water

Y/N: NO

Venture: with EXTRA minerals

Venture: it's like licking a stalagmite

Y/N: DON'T COME HOME

Venture: Mmmmm cave water

[loislame84]

Kate: I’m going to need you to punch me.

Yelena: okay.

Kate: wait. What?! Yelena: stand up. Kate: I thought you would say *starts up bad Russian accent* what? This is crazy. I won’t punch you, Kate Bishop.

Yelena, standing and cracking her knuckles: I do not sound like that and how hard can I go? Ten?

[multifan113]

TFATWS Incorrect Quotes 6

Sam: Ugh! I hate you!

Bucky: Well, jokes on you! I hate me more!

Sam:

Sam: Bucky, man, we talked about this

[book-place-incorrect-quotes]

Natasha: *before a mission* Who’s turn is it to give a pep talk?

Steve: *sighs* Y/N’s…

Y/N: *stands dramatically on the table* All right, people, let’s fuck shit up out there and not die!

Tony: *wipes away a fake tear* So inspirational

[of-many-incorrect-quotes]

Y/N: *smiling down at Natasha, who’s half asleep with her head in her lap* You’re so cute when you’re sleepy

Natasha: *mumbling without opening her eyes* I could kill you, you know

Y/N: *lovingly* I know

[sincka]

This is Mobius, he loves his personal space : *Mobius, looking at his tempad quietly while standing*

This is Loki, he also loves Mobius's personal space : *Loki, RIGHT BEHIND Mobius, looking at the tempad over Mobius's shoulder as he totally BREATHES against Mobius's cheek*

[checkingoutforheroes]

Impossible

Y/n, Natasha and Yelena at one of their safe house after escaped the brutal attack by Widows last night.

Natasha: We don't have much. Is coffee okay?

Y/n: Yeah. It's totally fine. Thank you.

Y/n: You know, it is impossible to breathe while you're smiling.

Yelena does it: No, it's not. It's possible. I breathe.

Y/n: I know. I just want to see you guys smiles.

Yelena, impress: Where do you find this one, Natasha? One of the fancy stores in New York?

Natasha smiling: Good purchase.

[incorrectpeterparker]

Peter: I accidentally ate MJ’s sandwich… How long do you think I have to live?

Ned: Ten

Peter: Ten what?

Ned: Nine

[marvel-lous-guy]

Tony: what do you do of multiple gang leaders break into your appartment and try to kill or kidnap you and your aunt?

Peter: I can take them I'm spiderman

Tony: for the love of God kid please just call me or even the cops next time

Peter: I think I handled this pretty well *squirts fire extinguisher again*

Tony: Kid you made the bathtub catch fire

[angelofthenight]

Adam: I didn’t do it for them. I did it for you, (y/n). I’d kill for you.

Adam, slowly smiling: Please ask me to kill for you.

You, sweating: ...First of all, calm down-

[literaryavenger]

Y/N: Listen, you're fun but I don't think we'd work out. But we can always be friends. Bucky: Friends?! Your breasts are named in my will!

[threadofnorns]

Loki: Thanos knew I’d be just the one for this job ;)

Thanos, 20 minutes ago: bring me our most suicidal employee

[jobethdalloway]

[super-marvel-dc]

*Loki, Y/N and Thor watching Odin disappear into the wind*

Y/N: *Starts coughing*

Loki: *Concerned* are you all right?

Thor: Are you crying? It's o-

Y/N: I think I was standing in the way of your father and I accidentally snorted some of him.

[book-place-incorrect-quotes]

Steve: I’m not gonna lie, Y/N scares me a little bit

Natasha: Oh, don’t worry about Y/N. She wouldn’t hurt a fly!

Steve: Oh, that’s reassuring-

Natasha: She would kill a man, though