#mcu quotes

[marvel-lous-guy]

Peter: what's a polite way to say "this essay would have been better if I had any clue what the fuck I was doing"?

Pepper: "the analysis is severely limited by my lack of understanding what I am doing"

Peter: wow, that was great! You're really good at this!

Tony: she has to some up with polite ways to say all the shit she wants to in those board meetings

Pepper: not just in board meetings

[the-poor-miranha-quotes]

[psalm40speakstome]

[lokisbiiiitch1993]

My favourite Loki Quotes

Love is a Dagger 🗡️

I don't wanna hurt you.i don't want a Throne.i just want you to be okay 🥺

I am Loki of Asgard, and I am burdened with glorious purpose

I assure you Brother...the Sun will Shine on us again

Trust my Rage

No one good is ever truly good and no one bad is ever truly bad

Hurts, doesn’t it. Being lied to. Being told you’re one thing and then learning it’s all a fiction.

I never wanted the throne, I only ever wanted to be your equal!

You will never be a god

The Time-Keepers have built quite the Circus and I see the Clowns are playing their parts to Perfection

You can trust one thing.I love to be right

We may lose... sometimes painfully..but we don't die ..we survive

It’s been a very long day, and I think I’ve had my fill of idiots in armored suits telling me what to do. So, if you don’t mind, this is actually your last chance. Now get out of my way.

I don’t enjoy hurting people....I don’t enjoy it. I do it because I have to, because I’ve had to…. Because it’s part of the illusion.... It’s the cruel, elaborate trick conjured by the weak to inspire fear. A desperate play for control

I know what I am....Good.... Bad.... Bit of both

Trust is for children and dogs.theres only one person you can trust

I remember a shadow, living in the shade of your greatness

I could have done it, Father....i could have done it.....For you... For all of us

My Masterlist

[giveamadeuschohisownmovie]

"Bruh"

- Bruce Banner in “She-Hulk”

[incorrectmcusstuff]

Tony: I have a pla—

Natasha: Aaaand, I am out.

[underoooos]

Peter: With great power comes great need to take a nap. Wake me up later.

[imnotawitch]

Wanda rubbing y/ns head that lays upon her shoulder

Y/n lifting their head up, “wow that was really nice, sometimes it’s just nice to have people hold my head like that ya know, it can get heavy sometimes”

Natasha: Isn’t that what the toilet seat was doing the other night?

[trvlystxrk]

Sam: who thinks I can fit 15 marshmallows in my mouth?

Tony: you’re a hazard to society.

Bucky: and a coward. DO TWENTY.

[betzabobababi]

Peter: *kicks the door down looking panicked* Peter: *proceeds to hide behind the couch* Tony: *whispers* What did you do? Peter: No-one got hurt and nobody died Tony: *iron-dad mode activated* WHAT TYPE OF ANSWER IS THAT?!?!?!?

[shambelle97]

~ Receiving trust is a greater achievement than being loved. ~

[marvel-lous-guy]

*Tony reading Peters MIT application*

Tony: "I single-handedly managed the successful upgrade and deployment of new environmental illumination system with zero cost overruns and zero safety incidents"

Harley: What the hell does that mean?

Peter: it can be roughly translated to "I changed a light bulb"

Tony: You have literally helped me build an ironman suit. Why are you writing about changing a lightbulb?

Peter: Wait, I can write about building an ironman suit!?

Tony: ...yes!

Peter: can I write about the webshooters too?

Tony: Obviously!

Peter: and science fair projects?

Tony: Well yeah! That's the whole point!

Peter: ...Mr Stark I have made a terrible mistake and need that paper back before you lose all respect for me

Harley: yeah, too late for that

[the-poor-miranha-quotes]

Peter: Let me explain.

Peter: No, there is too much.

Peter: Let me sum up.

[psalm40speakstome]

Sooooo many.

And if you think I can’t ship it because it was only like three minutes you are incredibly mistaken.

[mesmerize-the-mayhem]

Steve: Looks like you've been missing a lot of work lately.

Tony: I wouldn't say I've been missing it, Steve.