#me when i burned the first one & ate it and my guy was like 😔: fuck you *i* would have loved that

[daisychainsandbowties]

just started playing the outer wilds and no i didn’t spend 20 minutes trying to win at marshmallows, something that is both normal to want and possible to achieve. (i won at marshmallows)

[taihjj]

Wanna catch these hands, son? | Jujutsu Kaisen Headcannon

First Year Tokyo Prefecture + Gojo | Crack | GN! Reader

Warning: foul languages and really really crack hc.

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Summary: First Year Tokyo Bitches and Gojo reaction with their s/o sibling quarrels.

Itadori Yuji

bro was just tryna keep everyone calm.

He ended up being the middleman😩

Your brother (who's the same age as you) really likes Yuji, treats him like his other half. He'd sell you just to hangout with him.

It's almost like he's the one dating Yuji. Smh.

You don't really fight that often. It's just today, two schedules (which is Yuji's fault) collided. 

"I told you me and Yuji are goin' on a date, ya whore"

"And me and Big bro are gonna go play arcade together!"

"how about we just talk this out? Y'know plan this through?"

"NO!"

k. Damn😔✋

Of course, Our precious boy would side with his s/o but he didn't want to make your brother feel bad.

so there he is: Yuji is there standing between you two, his arms about to snap off from y'all's pulling. You guys are literally tugging him HARD

Sukuna didn't even interfere, he got scared at the burning curse energy y'all siblings got. Jesus.

Suddenly, your brother let's go of Yuji's arm, pressing his palms together as he goes to a familiar stance.Yuji felt his hair stand, goosebumps. He can feel the sudden increase of curse from your brother followed by you.

he clicks his tongue, "so that's how it is huh", "Domain expansion"

"don't get cocky lil' shit", "Domain expansion"

bro called Gojo in a span of a light speed.He may or may not shitted himself.

conclusion: he didn't die.  Gojo is right on time to stop the two siblings.

note to self: buy a planner.

Kugisaki Nobara

when I say she's on your side. THE QUEEN IS ON YOUR SIDE. 

she doesn't care if you are a relative or not, if you talk smack about her s/o you'll get worse than what you throw.

your older half-sister is a bitch by nature. She doesn't even approve of y'all's relationship. So that's that.

you don't care. So every weekend you bring Nobara to your clan's estate cuz y'all's parents like her.

one particular day, she decided to throw some shade and Nobara was not having it. 

You and Nobara were at the garden having a ✨tea party ✨ and scrolling through online shops for y'all's next coordinated outfits.

"I heard it's unlucky to bring unwanted leeches to the estate. Especially, those who don't know their place"

before you could even meow at your sister. Nobara was roaring her profanities.

Our queen sips her tea loudly before putting it down. She abruptly stands up causing you and your siblings to flinch.

"hold my wig"

bro she got no wig☠️

"youbitchassrocksnellingcoochstankfishnutslookingkendolllbitchyoucantevendresswellthenyougohereandsayimaleechhoeyoubetterbepraying-"

your sister got a headache so she left but Nobara was still going at it following her while your half sibling covered her ears.

you hurriedly follow behind them and record everything.

the whole estate heard what Nobara said. Bitch ate a megaphone for voice smacking shit.

you look at your girlfriend with a proud smile as your phone memory cries at the 3:06 hours and still recording.

get you a s/o who defends you like Kugisaki Nobara 💕💕

Fushiguro Megumi

The only normal dude who resolved the issue between you and your sibling.

You went to pick up your little sister at school. She's in kindergarten.

Megumi decided to tag along cuz he may deny it but he REALLY wants to get to know your family.

when I say your cute sister points at Megumi with sparkles in her eyes, it's the entire galaxy.

"Look, it's spiky hair!!🤩🤩"

boi did he become a blushing messy.

Usually, when you pick her up you'll buy her ice cream (What's up with me and ice cream today) but because mother said no today.

She threw a fit™

" I want ice cream!! I'm telling dad about your diary🥺"

Megumi is now invested in the diary.

He stands beside you awkwardly looking at the tearful face of your sister.

you sigh, just tired. Coming back from a mission was exhausting so you didn't give any patience to your sibling.

"I have no energy to put up with you today. So,  let's just go home will ya?"

she cried, balling her tiny fist and punched your legs weakly.

you're ready to throw her like a sack over your shoulder till you sucked your breath and quietly nutted at what Megumi pulled.

LIKE INSTINCTS WENT TO OUR BOI MEGUMI, he crouched down and caught your little sister's hand.

He softly smiled, lashes shadowing his pretty eyes, " (s/n). Please understand that (Y/n) is really tired after today's mission"

"You wouldn't want your older brother/sister to get tired, will you?"

her tears stop, she lowers her hands and nods. "I-I'm sorry"

he chuckles, picking her up and resting her body with his one arm. He looks at you with the softest look as if this is the life he imagined with you in the future.

he stares at your face, all red and smiley. The sun really brings the natural colors of your eyes and hair. You look so beautiful in that light.

a blush crawled to his face, he abruptly turns away to the direction of your house, "come on it's getting late"

you definitely texted the WHOLE Kyoto and Tokyo Students about what Megumi pulled. Except Todo 🙂.

Gojo Satoru

ended up you siblings grilling him for getting involved with their quarrels.

He wished he could vanish.

in the first place, who the hell butts in a heated sibling rap battle with your mom jokes.

The (L/n) estate new leaders were having a meeting. It's about the stock markets of the business chain. 

Since the former elders suck balls at non-shaman business. The sales ate shit.  So you and your older brother scheduled a formal meeting.

Gojo decided to tag along, saying that he could help with the market if the situation calls.

it's started in a quiet and sophisticated way but got into a heated argument about why the other should just back down.

"well, brother, I appreciate the concern but I am more well researched in marketing than you"

"Well, my little sibling , I humbly accept your generous comments but as someone who is older than you and experienced. I believe I am fit to this role"

Gojo is living. 

He texted Nanami about it but only replied with "Don't even try to pull something, you cunt".

Our boy Nanami ain't playing games today 

He couldn't even contain his small giggles but boy he should've just kept with the giggles.

"Well, my lovely companions, you know who's more compatible in this field? Your mom"

The servants inside the room felt chills. The loud and toxic atmosphere of the meeting hall went silent. 

Gojo is clueless but he can feel like two snakes crawling in him to strangle his life.

the head maid clears her throat, walking besides the Gojo heir to whisper in his ear, "you're dead"

your fist collided to the table, veins popping on your forehead, "fuck you say, 2 inches?"

"u-uhmm", Satoru gulps, holding his hands up. At the corner of his eye, he can see your brother pulling a familiar sword that once a hot dilf almost killed him with .

Gojo without missing a beat raised his six eyes and infinity. Preventing your brother to cut his neck.

"you soiled lil shit, how dare you speak filth of our late mother!"

"(Y/n) a little help here!"

your fist collided with his infinity, your eyes jet black from anger, "you Rat! I should've known you would pull a stunt like this!"

good to say, he salvaged his clans name and dignity through investing in your clans business.

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relationship status thou? On thin ice🤡🤡