#meanwhile not a single person has ever doubted thomas zane's height
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This is so funny "Thomas" "Zane" even looks bigger than Alan just. By silhouette? Because of the hair. It's significantly more voluminous lmao
#alan wake 2#alan wake#“thomas” “zane”#fully believe now that alan is one of those “taller than he looks” guys#and people were routinely like#that guy's 1m88???#no way!#meanwhile not a single person has ever doubted thomas zane's height#sorry alan#you actually being tall but having 0 tall vibes is objectively the funniest option#just watching frames of alan and “tom” together#for no reason#no reason at all#(the funniest thing is 1m88 isn't even THAT tall#like it's tall but this man is fully still in normally-tall-man land#and he's still by far the tallest person in this cast somehow)#don't get me wrong i would probably commit murder to be his height#it's even 3 cm over my ideal height!#(curse my brother for stealing the tall genes in our family)#(don't need to commit murder for his hair i already have similar hair#unfortunately last i had it long it kept giving me dysphoria :(#and also i am too lazy to take care of it#feel sad for me that i have nice hair but still can't enjoy it plz)
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