#mein könig

[ichbinbesessen]

[x3no9]

Someone get this man a throne please.

[itsagrimm]

*moans in german*

Sex and Sex-related vocabulary for writing smut with german phrases

I had an anon ask me about useful sexy vocabulary in german to write smut with. Let's see what König might moan. *kicks up feet in the air and twirls hair*

note - for many, german and german dialects are not really considered sexy so this was a wild but fun Doktor Sommer-esk ride. the categories are not meant as any judgment, i just had to sort it in some way. feel free to add, fellow german-speakers.

Basics

Safe word - safe word, it's the same as in english. rot, gelb, grün - red, yellow, green Darf ich dich küssen? - May I kiss you? Darf ich dich anfassen? - May or can I touch you? Gefällt dir das? - Do you like this? Jungfrau - virgin, gender-non-specific Ich bin Jungfrau. Ich bin noch Jungfrau. Das ist neu für mich. - I am a virgin. I am still a virgin. I am new to this. Ich vertraue dir. - I trust you. heiß, heißer, am heißesten - hot, hotter, the hottest 🔥 Der ist aber groß. - Oh, he is big. (you are so welcome for this one) Ich komme. Ich komme gleich. - I'm cumming. I'm about to cum. Penis, Schwanz, Glied,... - Penis, cock, member, ... Vagina, Fotze, Spalte, Scheide,... - vagina, cunt, slit (derogatory), slit (technically sheath but kind old-fashioned yet not derogatory),... So eng. - So tight. So feucht. - so wet. Du fühlst dich so feucht an. - You feel so wet. Darf ich in dir kommen? Ich will in dir kommen. - Can I cum inside you? I want to cum inside you. Darf ich dir einen blasen? Willst du mir einen blasen? - Can I give you a blow job? Do you want to give me a blow job?

Contraception & pregnancy

Ich nehme die Pille. Nimmst du die Pille? - I am on the contraceptive pill. Do you take a contraceptive pill? Ich hab Kondome dabei. / Bitte benutz ein Kondom. - I have condoms. / Please use a condom. Ich bin schwanger. Ich bin nicht schwanger. Bist du schwanger?- I am pregnant. I am not pregnant. Are you pregnant?

Praises & Compliments

Das gefällt mir. - I like this. Du bist schön. - You are beautiful. Du siehst gut aus. - You look great. Mir gefällt was du da tust. Das machst du gut. - I like what you do (there). You are doing well. guter Junger - good boy Mehr! Weiter! Tiefer! Härter!- more! Keep going! Deeper! Harder! Oh Gott - Oh god.

Degradation & Kinks

Zieh mir an den Haaren. - Pull my hair. Halt still. - Don't move. Nimm ihn in den Mund. - Take it into your mouth. Lass mich dein Maul stopfen. - Let me make you shut up. / Let me fill your mouth. Schlampe - slut Hure - whore Ich wollte nur mal so ne Uniform anprobieren. - I just wanted to try out a uniform.

Post-sex talk

Wollen wir reden? Können wir reden? - Do you want to talk? Can we talk? Hab ich dir weh getan? - Did I hurt you? Bist du okay? Geht es dir gut? - Are you okay? Are you alright? Wollen wir kuscheln? - Do you want to cuddle? Schlaf gut - sleep tight.

I want to be tagged every time some uses this to write smut just to see how people use this.

In need of less bedroom focused vocabulary? here.

[dropped-their-sniper]

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I HAVE SOME CASH 🤠

[elisacifuentes]

Polizeiruf 110: Nur Gespenster (2023)

[bychertryntheatyr]

Kurze Review zu König der Löwen, Meme powered by @nicht-ganz-allein-sunny.

[stanley-ballz]

Normalerweise bin ich kein riesen Fan von Meta Narrativen aber der Moment als sich Hauke auf Budis Platz gesetzt hat ist sowas von eingeschlagen

[abba-enthusiast]

SO EN GOTTVERDAMMTE HUERESOHN ICH BECHUMM SCHREICHRÄMPFFFFFF ALTE

[asktaskforce141]

God, I wanna be absolutely feral for König but I know this is mainly for the 141 and I'm trying to pretend I have a single shred of self respect (also I have a lot of respect for admin, you're doing the Lord's work)

Nein, maus, go feral! The precious 141 can wait their turn, ja? 🤨 I've waited mine long enough, hm? Bitte, by all means, go feral, liebling. I enjoy the attention... 😏 (Und ja, admin is doing a very good job for all of us.)

- Mit Liebe, Colonel König 🇦🇹

[ichbinbesessen]

[shy-marker-pliers]

*a heem heem*

for your consideration:

this but it’s könig call of duty

[itsagrimm]

König is a very poetically inclinded person.

However, since he is not a native English speaker and plenty of expressive attempts and phrases translate poorly, he is not as comfortable to speak English therefore leading to him being much less talkative and sounding rather wooden at times among his international peers.

That changes massively when switching into German. König becomes something between chatty and eloquent, not growing tired playing with words, rhymes and references.

The biggest sign of love to him will always be to learn German for him so he can express his adoration much more fluently than English ever could for him no matter his attempts.

[berg-gry]

Eine Frage hab ich doch noch: Hat das Rückspiel ernsthaft so eine Woche nach dem Hinspiel stattgefunden oder hab ich was verpasst? Weil das wäre schon ~etwas~ unlogisch..

[brandybradyrandyandyndy]

eyyyyyyyy alles guuuuuuute zum börsdayyy, hoffe du lässt dich ordentlich feeeeiern 👏🎉🍰🎁🎈

Dankeeee!!!!!!!! 🕺🎂🎉🎈🥳

[rwpohl]

die seefee, hubert hoelzke 1975