#melina vostokov imagine

[lesbian-deadpool]

Tony: Natasha's family looks down on me. Yelena talks about me right in front of my face in Russian because she thinks I’m not smart enough to learn another language. But I’ve been taking classes and now I can understand all the hurtful things she’s saying.

Y/N: And how did that help?

Tony: Well, now I know they all think I’m short and I was able to do some research and find that 1940s census that proves I’m above average in height.

Y/N: For 1940.

Tony: Yeah, I’m taller than the greatest generation! It doesn’t matter-

[sylviegirlfriend]

A little more about requests...

Hey! To finish the posts for today I’m gonna give you guys more information about what/who i write or not here...

MALE CHARACTERS FOR YOUR REQUESTS:

Steve Rogers

Tony Stark

Thor Odinson

Loki Laufeyson

Clint Barton

Peter Parker

Tobey!Peter (Peter 2)

Andrew!Peter (Peter 3)

Bucky Barnes

Sam Wilson

T’Challa

Vision (yea ;))

Pietro Maximoff (only MCU’s Pietro, not X-Men)

Scott Lang

Peter Quill

Mobius

Alexei Shostakoff (yeah, why not?)

Stephen Strange (just realize that i forgot the king srry)

FEMALE CHARACTERS FOR YOUR REQUESTS:

Carol Danvers

Natasha Romanoff

Wanda Maximoff

Sylvie Laufeydottir

Gamora

Nebula

Peggy Carter

Sharon Carter

Yelena Belova

Agatha Harkness

Shuri Udaku

Okoye

MJ

Melina Vostokov

Kate Bishop

Monica Rambeau

GENRES OF IMAGINES AND ONESHOTS:

Fluff

Angst

Smut (not real smut, but mentions of it maybe...)

Dark!

WHAT I’LL NOT WRITE ABOUT:

Incest

BDSM

Major Character Death

Mentions of bullying (coming from the major character, in case, the reader)

So, as I always say, the requests are open! You can ask or write on the comments on my recent posts!

Thank you for reading!

- Gabs.

[theunreliablewriter]

Request Info

Hello, everyone!

I write Character x Fem!Reader stories/imagines/headcanons. Fluff, angst, and smut are accepted as long as they follow the guidelines. I also accept platonic requests.

I will not write about eating disorders, weight loss (physical insecurities are fine), nonconsensual sex, emotional/physical domestic violence, sexual degradation, physical punishments, or anything not listed here that I find myself to be uncomfortable with.

Also, I am a lesbian, and sometimes, I simply can’t get inspired to write for men. I will try my hardest to tap back into my twenty-one years of experience with comphet, but I can’t promise my AuDHD brain will find the motivation for it. I’m sorry in advance, if I can’t fulfill your request.

And, as mentioned above, I do have ASD and ADHD. My hyperfixations play a significant role in what I want and can get myself to write. So, again, I apologize if I cannot fulfill your request — at least not right away — due to this.

Fandoms/Characters/People:

* = Favorite to write for.

Crossed Out = Not currently writing for.

Harry Potter

Hermione Granger*

Harry Potter

Ronald Weasley

Severus Snape

Remus Lupin

Lucius Malfoy

Star Wars

Rey*

Qi’ra

Kylo Ren*

Marvel Cinematic Universe

Wanda Maximoff/Scarlet Witch*

Natasha Romanoff/Black Widow*

Yelena Belova*

Okoye*

Dr. Jane Foster/Mighty Thor

Carol Danvers/Captain Marvel

Melina Vostokov

Loki*

Tony Stark/Iron Man

Dr. Stephen Strange

Twilight

Bella Swan*

Rosalie Hale*

Leah Clearwater

Alice Cullen

Carlisle Cullen

Edward Cullen

Jasper Cullen

DC Extended Universe

Diana Prince/Wonder Woman*

Harley Quinn*

Clark Kent/Superman

Game of Thrones (TV Series)

Daenerys Targaryen*

Margaery Tyrell

Brienne of Tarth

Cersei Lannister*

House of the Dragon

Rhaenyra Targaryen*

Daemon Targaryen*

Wednesday

Wednesday Addams*

Larissa Weems*

Enid Sinclair

American Horror Story: Hotel

The Countess/Elizabeth Johnson*

Celebrities

Lady Gaga*

Daisy Ridley*

Emilia Clarke*

Elizabeth Olsen*

Scarlett Johansson*

Florence Pugh*

Emma Watson*

Jenna Ortega*

Margot Robbie*

Adele*

Taylor Swift*

Tom Hiddleston

Important: Please, when you request, give me a good bit of detail. Don’t just simply say, “Wanda Maximoff x Reader.” Let me know what it is you want, and please specify if you want angst, fluff, etc.

Also Important: I will try to update as much as possible, but I am battling some personal issues with depression, which affects my motivation to write. So, please, be patient. :) Also, English is my first language, but I am dyslexic, so please excuse any word/letter flipping and misspelling I overlook, since I am a very lazy proofreader.

If you have any questions, don’t hesitate to shoot me a message!

Thank you! Have a great day!

[lesbian-deadpool]

Y/N: Hey, question.

Y/N: Does your mom like me?

Natasha: It's two in the morning.

Y/N: Yeah, but does she?

[lesbian-deadpool]

Melina: Okay, if we can't do it by sheer force, we'll do it my way.

Natasha: But your way is sheer force, just with a 'please' at the end!

(Bonus)

Y/N: I love your moms way.

Natasha, done with Y/N making jokes about being in love with Melina: Stop.

[lesbian-deadpool]

Y/N: Your mother loves me!

Natasha: She thinks you’re my cleaner.

[lesbian-deadpool]

Melina: Self care is eating mangos.

Alexei: I hate mangoes.

Melina: Oh, die then.

(Bonus)

Y/N: 

Y/N, to Natasha and Yelena: I love your parents relationship.

[lesbian-deadpool]

Clint: So, you wanna hangout?

Yelena: I'll ask my mom.

Clint: But you're 25.

Yelena: She said no.

[lesbian-deadpool]

(During Black Widow when Natasha and Melina are swaping identities)

Natasha: So, all I have to do is act like a pig obsessed killer? Easy.

Melina: And I have to act gay.

(Bonus)

Y/N, standing behind them: Do I have to fuck your mom?

Natasha: No!

[lesbian-deadpool]

Yelena: "I'm about to get out and cap you" - My mom at somebody in the parking lot, 2022

[lesbian-deadpool]

Melina: You need to eat healthier.

Yelena: No.

Melina: The last person who didn’t eat healthier after I told them to died.

Yelena: Oh my God.

Melina: In a plane crash.

Yelena: That sounds unrelated.

Melina: I crashed the plane.

Melina: Do not disobey me.

Y/N: 

Y/N: Don't you just love mother-daughter dynamics?

[lesbian-deadpool]

Congratulations. 15k followers is quiet big number

(It’s been so long since I hit 15k, but here I am doing some more that I have in my asks)

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“Should... Should we be stopping them?” your question cam up confused, thanks to what was happening before your eyes.

“No.” Melina shrugged, as she continued chopping vegetables in the kitchen.

Her nonchalant reaction to her grown children, fighting -trying to choke each other out- on the living room floor of their parents house.

All the while Alexei continued building his model plane at the dining room table, peaceful and in his element, paying his children no mind.

“Uh... but... Yelena’s starting to turn red,” you pointed out, a worried tone tinting your voice.

“Natasha, loosen your hold on your sister,” the brunette woman called over her shoulder, your girlfriend listening immediately. Her grip still holding the random curtain around Yelena’s throat, the redness in the blondes face slowly fading as they continued with their fight.

A confused sound poured from the back of your throat, eyes glued onto the two sisters, as the parents carried on with their hobbies.

“They do this all the time,” Melina explained.

“It’s normal,” came Alexei’s words next, tweezers held against the model as he glued a piece on, “They’ll finish up soon enough.”

“Okay...”

“Welcome to the family.” Melina smiled over to you.

Talk about meeting your partners family for the first time.

[lesbian-deadpool]

Melina: Natasha, what do you value about Y/N?

Natasha: They're thoughtful. They pick flowers and brings them to me.

Natasha: ... often they’re ones I’ve just planted, but...

Y/N: That’s how I know they’re fresh!

[lesbian-deadpool]

Yelena: Why do people draw the sun with sunglasses? How is he supposed to protect his eyes from the sun if he is the sun??

Natasha: He has to protect his eyes from your face.

Melina, monotone while reading: Yelena stop trying to choke your sister, you know she'll win.

[lesbian-deadpool]

Yelena as a child: Mother, if my stuffed bear is cold, can I put him in the toaster oven?

Melina: No, darling. That would be a mistake.

Yelena: 

Yelena: Mother?

Melina: Yes?

Yelena: I made a mistake.

[lesbian-deadpool]

Y/N, after meeting Natasha's mom: I love meeting people’s moms.

Y/N: It’s like reading an instruction manual as to why they’re nuts.