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Scott: What if I fall for him and he doesn’t like me?
Melissa: Then you’ll find someone else.
Scott: But what if there is no one else?
Melissa: Then you’ll buy some cats.
Like I know we’re all talking about FBI stiles coming back from top-secret high priority FBI mission to rain hellfire on Beacon Hills for Derek.
But imagine this
We just get a soft grown grieving stiles. There’s no anger at first. He’s always known that Derek was a martyr. He just needs to see himself.
We just get to see a Stiles comfortable & settled for once in his body. He’s powerful, happy with himself, with his life, & his magic. Only to physically feel the love of his life taken from him thousands of miles away. It’s only hurts more to know he’s most likely went by fire. Stiles has grown into a beautiful, full bearded , sad eyed man with a ring on his hand that was given to him as a gift by his love. He only came back to beacon hills to confirm he was really gone. Only to find a son he didn’t know of, that will need his help. And of course stiles helps. Aside from the boy being a spitting image of himself and Derek, stiles finds out the nematon is calling him & the boy. And there’s was no way he was going to leave the boy with a weakened true alpha who let his pack bonds deteriorate and a huntress who’s mentally 17 & who’s aunt murdered the child’s entire extended family.
After tearing the hales an immediate new one for leaving Eli in Scott and Allison’s care. Stiles makes arrangements to move back into beacon hills.He raises Eli and reestablishes the pack and acts as their alpha. And eventually we will see stiles go through all different stages of grief until he gets to anger and he snaps and is ready to not only beat everyone’s ass (except Eli and his dad) but also literally go into superhell and pull the love of his life outta bardo no matter what the cost is (most likely his powers) When he realizes if there still a chance to save him.
Things that were actually good in the Teen Wolf movie:
- Coach (he has not changed and its perfect)
- Peter's introduction scene (so fucking on brand for him)
- Melissa McCall finally getting a weapon. She deserves it.
- Scott having an animal rescue next to Deatons practice. That's cute af
Things that were absolutely horrible, pathetic, and just truly character assassination in the Teen Wolf movie:
- Everything else
- Just literally the entire rest of the movie
- Especially Derek's death. Makes zero sense whatsoever, absolutely ridiculous
- And the fact that Liam and Mason never really interact?? They were best friends, wtf?
- And Malia and Parrish? Where tf did that come from
- Speaking of things that came from absolutely no where, Eli??? Who tf is his mother? And why, if he's never met Stiles, does he act exactly like Stiles. They literally just gave us a Stiles stand in. They couldn't get Dylan O'Brien to agree to this movie so they just created a stand in character
- and why tf would he go and live with Scott and Allison?? He's known them for like 5 minutes. He has other family he can live with. Like yeah probz not Malia. And Peter's not the best choice either but still makes more sense than Scott and Allison. Or like, Cora?? Or even Sheriff, since he seems to actually have a relationship with him, and Sheriff obvs has experience raising someone like Eli since he's literally just a copy of Stiles.
- So yeah, literally everything else in the movie makes no sense at all
Gerard: That nurse just told me I have four days to live.
Chris: What? Are you sick?
Gerard: No, I think she just doesn't like me.
Melissa: I'm gonna fuck you up on Tuesday!
Listens for the sounds of a very very pissed off Stiles Stilinski-Hale storming into Beacon Hills, muttering about the gall of his husband, what the fuck... Someone is going to pay!
Derek Hale and Sterek enthusiasts were ROBBED. We could’ve had younger DILF!Derek with a full beard learning to take care of a young Eli with pointers from the sheriff and possibly Melissa 😭😭😭