i have a few of these that i’ve done and they’re real texts between me and a friend. Any fake tweets or messages you see are COMPLETELY SATIRICAL!! There is no harm meant by them so please don’t get upset😭
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I’m just gonna leave this here
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Aroace? Nah, I’m Rizzistant.
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HEY, YOU THERE! YES YOU!
WANT TO PLAY A FUN SCOURGE SUPPORT BUILD?
Well this is the right time! Let me share my HAB Scourge build with you! The
Heal
Alac
Barrier
Scourge!
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I’m fashionably late to the progvember party
Day 5 | memes and jokes
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LotR Meme of the Week: Disturber of the Water (#10)
Sorry this is late. I usually post it on Monday.
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(in)correct Bnha quotes Prt. 4
--キリトリセン--
at a sleepover
Reader, talking about their crush: "I dont want to be too graphic, but I want him to crush my throat, snap my back and hide my body"
Uraraka: "Same girl, periodt"
Yaoyorozu: "Yall need Jesus❤️"
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Ashido: " I love going as Zombies for Halloween"
Sero: "How do you do that?Just not wear any concealer?🤡"
Ashido:"6ft under the ground would really suit you rn♥"
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former Todoroki:I make loneliness✨look cute. Maybe I´m born with it, maybe its the clinical depression"
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Kirishima: "What that mouth do?"
Bakugou: "Argue"
Midoriya: "mutter mutter mutter"
Mina: "Talk shit and complain"
Reader: "Imma Eat"
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Bakugou: "The only time I´m totally chill is at yoga or hiking"
Sero: "So youre trying to say that the whole other time youre whimsical and fun?"
Kaminari:"-wait are we going to ignore the yoga part?"
Bakugou: "You always have to open your damn mouth"
Kirishima:" yes Denki, we are"
Sero: "What´s that supposed to mean?!"
Ashido: "I wonder if he knows the updog"
Bakugou: "I won´t fall for that"
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joke for today
what is a pirate's favourite letter?
you'd think it's the R but it's actually the C
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