#mentally sane

[wolsalwastaken]

On this episode of-

Wolsal’s mentally sane thoughts!:

How many 5 month old human fetuses would you need to stack to get to the moon? Call that the womb landing.

[couchwow]

them

which one is not mentally sane

[slut4poets]

Beep, beep, beep!

I hear the time has come to an end. I get out my plate consisted of sausage and an egg. It could’ve exploded. Not like I care. I was then surprised by my slice of bread, jumping in the air. I put it in my plate. I sip my smoothie on the counter; it is all the same. I submerge myself in my book — yes, while eating — it helps me stay sane. I go to this other world, one where I am not alone for breakfast. One where there is passion even in the mundane. One where I am not obligated to sit with my thoughts everyday.

- reading is a coping mechanism

[kchels]

is sitting in bed after lighting a post it on fire using a lavender rose candle, listening to ABBA while playing candy crush without my glasses on an original experience?

[lotus-pear]

charm stat at debonair ‼️‼️

[strawberryfaeriee]

i don’t even want to know what he is saying because the words put me in a trance for a few minutes that make me forget about my hate for human existence then the next song plays that is generally loud and chaotic and I go back to my reality of distracting myself from the voices in my head that remind me how much I don’t like being alive :)

[moonyflesh]

What if Wolverine took you to a hockey game?

WARNINGS: (not much). no smut- just a playful set of imagines/headcannons — very fluffy and ‘lovey-dovey’ (small kisses and cursing).

CHARACTERS: James “Logan” Howlett (‘Wolverine’) - (MARVEL/X-MEN)

🍺 .*.. 🏒

- At first you thought he was joking.

- i mean- can you imagine trying to squeeze his massive frame into one of those tiny, plastic stadium chairs?

- sure you know nothing about the “Calgary Flames”, but supporting the beast either way is entertaining enough as it is—

- (^) literally the worst person to sit around. he’s loud, obnoxious, (big), and curses like there’s no tomorrow.

- “fuckin- can you fuckin’ believe these pieces ‘uh shit? i totally could’ve fuckin’ made that fuckin’ shot. buncha’ bullshit ifya ask me.”

- he’s definitely big on stadium snacks. constantly has to get up and get more food (and beer).

- (^) the bar would 100% have to draw a limit on the amount of beer they can physically sell him.

- probably walks you through the basic rules of ice hockey, and/or the different players, and the fan-favorites.

- little forehead or cheek kisses when he needs to run to go to the bathroom or grab more food.

- one of his arms is slung around your shoulders at all times.

- throughout the game, he’s constantly glancing over at you- reading your facial expressions. are you enjoying yourself? do you know what’s happening? is this entertaining for you, too?

- definitely likes to show you (and your jersey) off.

- (^) forced you to wear a Flames jersey (that’s much to large on you) and is proud of you for “pickin’ the right fuckin’ team”— so what? at least you get his undivided attention.

- puts you on his shoulders so you both have a better chance of getting on the big screen.

- (^) and if you do? jesus, it makes his whole month. the second that camera pans to you two he’s already tongue-deep into your mouth, grinning like an idiot as you try to push him away from embarrassment.

- you totally go to the photo booth and take the most grainy, out-of-focus pictures known to man together in some shitty ice rink backdrop, (to which he insists you look beautiful- and sticks the entirety of the photo into his wallet).

- buys you a shitload of merch, including one of the collectible hockey pucks.

- claims to know some of the players personally (he’s never met any of them outside of the rink).

- distinctly shouts out each player’s first and last names when cheering them on.

- boos the other team, and their fans with zero shame whatsoever.

- the drive home depends on the outcome of the game.

- (^) The Flames lose? he’s not even mad- he’s just disappointed that that was all his team could manage for your first game. he promises to take you to more, though.

- (^) and if they win? he’s already discussing the ticket prices for the next game (if you’re willing to go with him again); excited grins tossed your way here and there as he makes sure you’re paying attention.

@trenchcoathunnybee08 this is dedicated to you! Sorry it took so long to finally get out (in some ways, it’s still a WIP). 🫶🏼

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[wulfhalls]

the director was like ok throw him ur best fuck u eyes but sanji guy heard fuck me eyes?????? I'm on it boss 👍👌

[clownsuu]

mob howdy is so slay

Busty worm 💔🥄

[bass-alien]

I may be mentally ill but I give amazing head so that’s gotta count for something lmaooo

[psychwardpup]

i can and will take everything as a personal attack against me

[kaisertheadvisor]

this is accurate, right?

[chaos-and-sparkles]

Delightful comments I found on a YouTube compilation that make me giggle

[llamagoddessofficial]

this is for the real ones

[lotus-pear]

dazai stop rizzing up the enemy challenge go!!