Dudebro comic fans: Why are you calling Spider-Man a Jewish superhero? He never says he's Jewish.
Every other line of dialogue in Stan Lee's run of Spider-Man: Oy vey! Doc Ock and his mechanical tchotchkes are ruining a nice afternoon in Forest Hills, Queens again! And I'm low on energy from not eating food today (the 26th of September 1974)!
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Hubby not only got me the one thing I asked for, the sweatshirt, he gifted me with a soft blanket and sequin pillow. 😂 That's love. ❤️
I hope everyone has a wonderful day. Sending all the love. ❤️
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Sir Topham Hatt: on the twelfth day of Christmas my engines sent to me:
Emily: twelve truck a-troubling
Oliver: eleven grumpy passengers
Douglas: ten tonnes of damaged goods
Donald: nine delayed trains
Duck: eight OSHA violations
Toby: seven derailed tar trucks
Percy: six safety valves a-popping
James: FIVE CLASS ACTION LAWSUITS!!!
Gordon: four smashed up buffers
Henry: three striking engines
Edward: two twins a-scheming
Thomas: AND A GIANT GAPPING HOLE IN THE STATION MASTER’S HOUSE!!!
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Bestie Shopping Day
Yang: (walking through the shopping district with Weiss) I don't know, Weiss. This is Blake and my first Christmas together-together. I'm actually nervous about what to get her.
Weiss: (sipping her coffee as a snowflake falls on her nose) And here I thought you actually wanted to spend time with me.
Yang: You know I do. Besides, this way you can get a gift for Ilia too. Our girlfriends went out shopping, so why can't we?
Weiss: (snowflakes melt within inches of Weiss's red face) Ilia and I are hardly girlfriends. We've only gone on two dates over the course of three months.
Yang: While also fucking on the weekly. I think that establishes "girlfriend" status.
Weiss: (spits out her coffee) How-? How-? How?!
Yang: You're not quiet despite that extendo-tongue being lodged in your mouth, or is that because it's usually stuffed between a different set of lips?
Weiss: Oh, you insufferable- (stomps her foot childishly) At least I'm now yowling at the moon like a cat in heat!
Yang: (snickers behind her coffee) Faunus jokes, Weiss? I thought you were better than that.
Weiss: (flips her hair haughtily) I was talking about you, lover boy.
Yang: (steam billows out of her ears) Hey! I- I- I-..... I think I found what to get Blake for Christmas.
Weiss: What? (looks in the direction Yang is looking and sees a bookstore with a board out front saying "Book Signing by Patty Berdioler") Isn't that Blake's favorite smut author?
Yang: Please, Weiss, it's straight up porn and you and I both know it. If I hurry up, I can buy her new book and have her sign it! (rushes across the street without bothering to look and dodges traffic)
Weiss: (sighs and takes a sip of coffee before following along) The thing's this girl does for love. It would almost be adorable if it wasn't so diabetic.
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(finally finished this nearly 2 weeks after Christmas)
It’s not too late right?!
Happy Christmas/New Year’s and 1/1 day!
Ft. Buddy!
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