#mha incorrect quotes

[definetelysaidatua]

Deku: just... be yourself!

Bakugou: be myself?! What kind of shit advice is that?! I only have a day to win everyone over! How long did it take for you guys to start liking me?

Kirishima: a week

Mina: one month

Todoroki: a year

Uraraka: I still hate you

[poppy5991]

Hero Commission: So all your reports look great. But it seems like you are consistently rated by your handlers as ‘lacking enthusiasm?’

Hawks: Yes, you see it’s because I lack enthusiasm.

[luxthestrange]

BNHA Incorrect quotes #2 EGG-celent

UA Secretary+Assistant Quirkless Y/n...

Secretary!Y/n*Currently looking for a therapist for 1-A in their spare time in your desk*...better make sure to look for one who specializes in anger management for the little chihuahua-

Aizawa*Coming in*Y/n i need the-

Secretary!Y/n*Handing him the freshly printed test sheets*

Aizawa*Blinks and hums taking it*oh also didn't have chance to-

Secretary!Y/n*Already handing him a thermo with fresh coffee with a still warm breakfast egg sandwich in the shape of a cat face, not even looking away from the screen*

Aizawa*Grabbing the breakfast and looking at you*...Marry me?

Secretary!Y/n: I took care of that too, We've been married for the last 7 years~

Aizawa*Sipping his coffee with a hum and slight smirk*Excelent...

[fruitcakebro]

Villain: We kidnapped your son!

Endeavor: Which one? I have three.

Villain: Uh, he said he enjoys being kidnapped more than spending time with you? -geez, what did you do?-

Endeavor: Which one? I have three.

Villain: ...uh, he's kinda emo and blunt?

Endeavor: Which one? I have three.

Villain: ...uh, he keeps talking about someone named 'Midoriya'?

Endeavor: Oh. That'll be Shoto then.

[mha-quotes-and-such]

Aizawa: Why is there a normal-sized carrot in a bag of baby carrots in the fridge Kaminari: We uh. Only had one big carrot left so I was saving space Tsuyu: Thats not what you told me Kaminari: Tsuyu: Tell him what you told me earlier Kaminari: ...They need adult supervision...

[z-mizcellaneous-z]

midoriya: i am a nice person i think. bakugo: what the fuck? of course you are- midoriya: BUT. bakugo: midoriya: midoriya: i think that i'll start throwing rocks at people that are mean to me. bakugo: bakugo: marry me.

[bakuswift]

Endeavour: What's wrong?

Midoriya: I'm in love with an insane blond who is completely out of my league.

Endeavour:

Endeavour: Well, that's embarrassingly relatable.

Shinsou: Yup.

Midoriya:

Midoriya: We should start a support club.

Aizawa, creating a groupchat: Way ahead of you.

[vyxensworld]

*The Squad is on a hike* 

Uraraka: It’s beautiful out here. 

Todoroki: And quiet. 

Kaminari: Too quiet. 

Kirishima: Did we lose someone? 

*cut to Bakugo with a bear in a headlock and Izuku ready to fight*

[nagitosstolenhand]

[who-fucking-knows-at-this-point]

Aizawa: It has come to my attention that one of you hell spawn is dating my kid.

1a: *confused* YOU HAVE A CHILD!

Aizawa: When I figure out who is dating my adorable gremlin. It is on fucking sight.

Hitoshi: *to himself * shitshitshitimsofuckingdeadshitshitshit

[definetelysaidatua]

Bakugou: *laying on the floor*

Kirishima: so… Midoriya said he liked you?

Bakugou: yeah

Kirishima: and you… asked him to marry you…?

Bakugou: yeah

Kirishima: did he freak out?

Bakugou: I don’t know. I ran away before I scared him away even more

*meanwhile*

Deku, bursting into the dorms: GUYS HOLY SHIT I’M GETTING MARRIED

[poppy5991]

Hawks: If a handsome man disagrees with me, I will immediately change my views. I have no principles.

Enji: Maybe you should have some principles.

Hawks: You’re right. Maybe I should.

[luxthestrange]

BNHA Incorrect quotes#9 Ya like jazz?~

Villain Y/n Falling in love with Fatgum...Thats it...Literally Hot Villain falling in love with the cuddliest-looking hero...

Villain!Y/n*Eyes focusing Solely on him,Evading his attacks*...

Fatgum*Slightly weirded out*...

Villain!Y/n: Hey Let's play 20 questions while we fight you first!~

Fatgum:...Uh...What's your favorite color?

Villain!Y/n*Laser Focus dodges his fist and manages to be face to face*TRIANGLE-ARE YOU SINGLE? BACKUP QUESTION WOULD YOU BE INTERESTED IN DATING ME?

Mr Compress: Y/N!?-

Villain!Y/n: shut yo damn mouth you! IM COURTING HERE!?-

-Back in your center of operation-

Hench: Do you realize there's a rumor going around that you're in love with Fatgum?

Villain!Y/n*Is making a collage of pictures of Fatgum on their wall* A rumor? Are you telling me people are doubting it??

[c512h]

Endeavor with his in laws:

Hawks: YAY we're all family now

Mirko: Does this mean I get to call you dad at work?

Bakugo: I'LL SURPASS EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOU ONE DAY JUST WATCH!!

Shigaraki: BTW if there are illegal stuff bought with your credit card don't ask about it.

Endeavor thinking: This is my punishment, isn't it.

[bnha-more-like-bnh-gay]

Aizawa: on a scale from ojiro to Midoriya, how impulsive are you right now?

Izuku: oh sure, become a vigilante one time and you’re being used as a bad example-

Aizawa: first of all, I used you as a bad example before that and I will be using you as a bad example long after you graduate

Aizawa: secondly, don’t try and make this seem like it was an isolated incident

Izuku problem child Midoriya:

[todorokitouyasleftshoe]

*bakubro helping kami get dressed for his date*

baku: no, absolutely fucking not. youre not wearing a lime green jacket

kami, pouting: it’s a cool jacket bakubro!

baku: I’m not letting any of my idiots go out looking like goddamn idiots

kami, weighing his options: but what about kirishimas cr-

baku, cutting him off with a sigh: there’s nothing I can do about Kirishima and his crocs