#michael mail

[michaelenthusiast]

I somehow managed to find this blog and am now concerned and intrigued by who this Michael is

me freaking the fuck out when people ask me about michael like "hey what is THIS doing here 😥" when my pinned post (and also bios for several accounts) instruct them SPECIFICALLY to ask me about michael. fuuuuuuuck.

ANYWAY. WHY ARE YOU CONCERNED. Come onnnn it's just Michaelllllllll come OOOOOONNN

seriously. Ive spent these past two days trying to figure out what to say to you. And all Ive come up with is "WHAT DO YOU WANNA KNOW" in bold, glaring red text. so. WHAT DO YOU WANNA KNOW

[aydracz]

Shax had a tough time delivering Crowley's mail at The Ineffable Con:

After collecting the Traitor's mail for months,

teaming up with a doppelganger,

interrupting intimate moments,

using threats

and demonic karate skills,

and chasing the Traitor around the entire Moor Hall, while the Traitor was chasing his emotional support angel,

Shax asserted her dominance and delivered the mail

and could finally have some time for herself.

Many thanks to my very own emotional support angels @fuzzywhispersbear and @drimmsydra ❤️ The whole weekend has been an absolute blast!

[mizgnomer]

Fancy camera moves in Good Omens Season 2

- a gifset to make you seasick

[sunderwight]

Thinking about the weird camaraderie that exists between demons but not angels in GO.

Have we ever seen two angels who are actually friends? Or even friendly to one another? We have met angels with a capacity to be friendly in general, but I think the closest we've come to two angels actually getting along would be Gabriel making a point to laugh at Sandalphon's terrible "can't have a war without War" line in S1.

Most scenes between the angels actually seem to have an undercurrent of absolute hostility. Teeth-clenched teamwork. No wonder it took them so long to notice that Aziraphale wasn't on the same page as the rest of them! The rest of them are barely on the same page as one another, either! When Gabriel goes against the majority vote, no one bats an eye at demoting him and wiping his memory. Michael and Uriel immediately begin vying for his job. The only times we've seen angels team up is when they're working together to bully someone else, like when they're trying to intimidate Aziraphale in S1 or going to the aftermath of the bookshop raid in S2.

Saraqael's overall neutrality towards Muriel is the closest we get to two angels in Heaven getting along, and it's more a lack of hostility than any kind of friendliness. At least until Gabriel loses his memories and Muriel shows up to spy on Aziraphale, and Aziraphale decides to be kind to both of them.

Demons, on the other hand, actually seem to form alliances and even friendships among one another. Hastur and Ligur are awful, but Hastur seems genuinely distraught over Ligur's death, not just fearful of suffering the same fate. Shax and Furfur conspire together and even though the 1940's investigation into Crowley's fraternizing doesn't work out for Furfur, it's not due to any double-crossing on Shax's part. Unlike the angels, who stick almost exclusively to making threats until the Metatron decides to try dangling a carrot at the end of the season, demons actually offer rewards to other demons when trying to work together. Beelzebub offers Crowley a promotion if he can bring them Gabriel, Furfur offers to back Shax up politically if she goes for the Duke position opening, and Crowley successfully stalls Hastur in S1 by pretending everything was a test and he's going to be put in charge of a legion as a reward for passing. They're still not great at socializing, but they're significantly ahead of the angels.

Of course, it's a fact that demons are awful to one another (Eric's treatment is really bad, they throw that random demon into holy water just to test it, "it'd be a funny world if demons went around trusting one another", etc) but they still seem more capable of forming friendships than the angels do.

I think that's because Hell cramps and crowds everyone together to try and increase their suffering and hostility, whereas Heaven isolates angels to decrease the odds of questioning or rebellion. Hell's methods are unpleasant, but it still ends up putting demons together, and some of those demons inevitably forge alliances and make friendships. Because as Crowley and Beelzebub demonstrate, demons are still social creatures with the capacity for love and affection, even if it's strongly discouraged and buried under nine million layers of trauma and a cultural mandate against kindness.

Angels are the same, but isolation makes is harder to form connections than overcrowding. Muriel and Jimbriel are both so eager to make friends, but Muriel's spent the past millennia shut in an empty office, and Gabriel has been distanced from his peers both through his position and also through Heaven's culture of fear and surveillance. He only breaks away from it when he finds something that's stronger than "choosing sides" (stronger than the fear of being rejected by Heaven and Falling, in fact strong enough that Falling seems worth it if he gets to be with someone he loves). Both Muriel and Gabriel are only able to start forming connections when they're away from Heaven.

I just think it's interesting that demons, despite being supposedly devoid of love, have an advantage in forming relationships compared to angels. Angels are supposed to love, but have far fewer opportunities to actually do so. Demons aren't supposed to love, but they make connections anyway.

[heartnearby]

Mellodramattic as Aj and Rainbowdash?!

[raguma1504]

Hi idk if you ship mellodramattic or not but would you mind drawing them? No pressure ofc :3

sorry for the late reply! i was thinking a lot how to draw them 'cause i didn't have any ideas... eventually i chose their childhood at wammy's

hope you like it! it was fun to draw matt, i kinda like his appearance

[motherofbulldogs]

There’s no other way to say this: William needs to get his act together. Barring himself actually being ill or one of his kids or Kate being seriously ill, he should have been at this service.

Prince and Princess Michael of Kent still made it in their 80s to the ceremony, and their son-in-law literally just died.

[tsyvia48]

My name is Tsyvia and I am a fanfic-aholic. (I’m addicted to fanficahol). I used to just read, but lately I’ve been experimenting with actually writing.

Today I posted the final chapter of my second-ever human AU. There’s pining. There’s love. There’s a museum and references to David Bowie. There are explicit sexy times.

[confusionmeisss]

Hello and please listen! (Im sorry to bother you about this again if you've seen this but we have a really bad ongoing problem.)

We have banned this guy two times but we cannot give up. He is a PEDO. I wanna fight for her because I am a fan.

His user is @ lexnonscripta777 !!! He's back. (He changed his username)

if you don't know who or what has been happening, hes a grown adult man sexualizing a 16 year old actress named ariana greenblatt. In his very original account he has made lewd deepfakes of her or claims he has known her for years (parasocial relationship) which means he started finding her attractive when she was around 9-11.

PLEASE REPORT HIM AND SHARE. We CANNOT let him have a platform!!

‼️

[princessanneftw]

Princess Anne and Tim Laurence’s Christmas card from 2002

[aydracz]

Crowley's mail for The Ineffable Con

Here's a detail of Crowley's mail that Shax was handing out to The Ineffable Con participants as a gift.

Making these brought me immense joy because it felt like giving back to the fandom, which is full of amazing people whose creations I enjoy every day. So these are for all of you, my dears!

And there was a little surprise in each of them

Some of the letters are still up for grabs at the Bandstand in Battersea Park in London together with some amazing art by @drimmsydra and @fuzzywhispersbear! (See details in the previous post.)

Aubrey Thyme's sign was created by @onlylurkingreadingstuff and used with their permission.

[itoshi-s]

Kaiser who is arrogant as shit and hates when people talk down to him. But you are the exception; he loves when you push him off or when your downright mean to him. It gets his pants tight and he inwardly moans.

He does everything for your attention and Noal Noa is done with the way kaiser acts around you. Cause he takes off his shirt and flaunts his pretty tattoos and nicely toned body. He also does that classic trick where people bend over to highlight their ass.

Ness hates you with a burning passion cause you turn kaiser into a desperate puppy following after you.

Do you do emoji anonymous? Can I be 🍕 anon if you do?

nonnie ofc u can be my dearest pizza anon <3 ! welcome welcome !!

AHHH please this is so sexy of him !!! >_< when he gets all riled up seeing your exasperated face .. how you roll your eyes at him or tell him to fuck off. PLEASE he's just..not used to this. not at all. everyone has always been in awe of him or cared for their position too much to ever talk back to his teasing .. and the fact that you're the sweetest little thing certainly doesn't help :(( !!

this makes me think of some sort of club assistant!reader ,, so that they're always around to fall victim to kaiser's acts 😭 and see the team's reaction to it cause fuck me this rly is a sight to see. michael kaiser looking absolutely fucking smitten. trying soooo hard for a crumb of your attention !! @_@

[ineffablehubbys]

That caption?!?!? The daily mail really chose violence that day ahah

[heartnearby]

Mellodramattic doodles I forgot to post here

[whizzeryuri]

my maiyl wip

[tmos-time]

Swear to god dude every time i see you reblog do you know this band it'll say shit like "do you guys know The Gooblyflus Forks" and all the votes go "no what the fuck are you saying" but then you reblog going OH MY GODDD GUYS GO LISTEN RIGHT NOW THEIR SONG SLEEPING IN THE FLORESCENTS IS AMAZING and it never fails to confuse and amuse me. not insulting i am just genuinely amazed by how you know so many of the artists mentioned and it always being the ones with 99.98 percent of people going "what the fuck is this it sounds made up". Never change

LMAO, i am simply unhinged and use discover weekly as my main source for finding nicher and nicher songs like an echo chamber <3 and then proceed to have a penchant for only reblogging the polls for bands that are niche as fuck with VERY good songs lmao, i have an image to maintain as a weird short king with a 98% on obscurify o7

anyways. for the occasion of answering this ask on homestuck day and picking something thematic (you have to pretend i added an image of that godawful screaming baseball with a megaphone in front of it)

go listen to snaggletooth pumpkin by zaki!!!!!