#mine old

[eosofspades]

i didn't have "i'm broken" teenage asexual angst i had "i'm literally being the only reasonable one about this concept and the rest of you are behaving like fucking freaks" perception issues

[grimewart]

giovanni

[davidtennantpussytulpa]

only 55,000 years old….. he should have been at the club

[bbbbbbbbatman]

My take on the whole 'the JL gets mad at Batman for having a child soldier when he gets robin' thing goes like this:

The League is having a fight with Batman saying it's wrong to bring a child, especially with no powers, into fights with supervillains and it's irresponsible to put children in danger

And Batman interrupts with "so you take him then"

And the League just kind pause, like "huh?"

"One of you can babysit Robin for a week and then we can revisit this discussion."

They're a little confused but eventually Wonder Woman agrees to take him in.

She returns with him a week later. "I apologize Batman, we have misjudged you. I adore him but please take him back now."

(she couldn't get him to stop sneaking out to fight crime without physically restraining him)

[scurviesdisneyblog]

𝙳𝚒𝚜𝚗𝚎𝚢 𝚌𝚘𝚗𝚌𝚎𝚙𝚝 𝚊𝚛𝚝Ｉᴛʜᴇ ʀᴇɴᴀɪꜱꜱᴀɴᴄᴇ (1989 - 1999)

[desnaa]

it might be too soon to joke about this but golbetty did NOT have to make him stand there naked like this. there was absolutely no functional purpose. so i'm just certain this was betty's choice

[bilesandthesourwolf]

me - any time i feel sleepy - in the year of our lord 2023:

[seancefemme]

ellie & joel

[thisfilmisnotyetrated]

JAVIER BARDEM in JAMÓN, JAMÓN (dir. Bigas Luna, 1992)

[neuvifuri]

childe getting accused of the serial disappearances, which started over twenty years ago, like

[seancexpsychotix]

[antigne]

thinking about this percabeth quote from chalice of the gods

We sat in silence for a minute, our shoulders touching. We were both ADHD, but I could've stayed like that for hours, perfectly content, appreciating the way the afternoon sunlight glinted in Annabeth's hair, or the way her pulse aligned with mine when we held hands.

the way her pulse aligned with mine when we held hands……………. like what. what did you just say. this isnt normal i feel sick

[thereallucifermorningstar]

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