#mini-burger

[sugarcoatedrattrap]

[meaniezuchinni]

It’s their wedding, they wanted to hold hands.

@bobsrarepairweek

[veryferaldistributions]

Why Gene Belcher is written Profoundly Well

God, I could write a whole essay about how amazingly Bob’s Burgers tackles queer characters, but let’s focus on one queer character for now: Gene Belcher

One of the biggest things I’ve noticed about Bob’s Burgers since I’ve started watching again is how, as a queer character, Gene is written amazingly well. He may be gay, he may be trans, he may be nonbinary, but this kid is not straight. (There are 30-min video compilations to prove this.)

And I am incredibly comfortable with the ambiguity that this show holds for that. I love it. He could never be revealed to be anything, and he’s still a complete and awesome character.

It allows the writers to let Gene just explore who he is, who he might want to be, without that being (too much) the butt of the joke. What’s more is I love how Linda and Bob are written as Gene’s parents. They clearly know who their kid is and what to expect from his behavior, attitudes, and wardrobe choices.

One of my favorite Linda moments has to be when Gene has the flu, and he’s stuck in the bathroom. When we see him, he has blue eyeshadow on, and Linda casually says “Ooh, love the eyeshadow!” It may be small, but oh I loved that line.

I love that this fictional child is being nurtured to love himself, not just by his parents, but by his siblings as well.

“Time to focus on your good daughter! Gene!”

“I’m pretty!”

Not only does Gene exemplify a queer kid just being a kid, but it shows Bob and Linda as being great examples in parenting on all fronts, but mostly just by letting Gene be himself.

(And that’s not even mentioning Tina’s tendency towards polyamory…)

[toucheholland23]

Today on TV and Moon’s adventures, they visit the DJ and the mini Music Mans!

[lovelyhellokitty]

シルバニアファミリー ゆうえんち おみせやさん

[annemarieyeretzian]

Things I was grateful for in July 2024: Trader Joe’s s’mores clusters, Trader Joe’s Out of This World ice pops, EPIC: The Musical by Jorge Rivera-Herrans and team, The Story of Art Without Men by Katy Hessel, New Surrealism by Robert Zeller, The Odyssey by Homer, a Shake Shack dinner date with Drea, Trader Joe’s oat milk fudgsicles, Sun Bum Cool Down aloe vera and and lotion, I Love You So F***ing Much. by Glass Animals, breakfast tartine from Alta Bakery & Cafe, LUSH Swell shampoo, Power conditioner, and Sun eau de cologne, a family trip to the Monterey Bay Aquarium, my Mokuyobi Threads orange fruit sling, good luck, babe! (covered by senses), a Shake Shack lunch with Drea, a bignè alle fragole (split with Drea), miniature golf at Buccaneer Bay with my family, and a vegan corndog, dipped ice cream bar, and a deep-fried pb&j at the Santa Cruz Beach Boardwalk.

[emasdf]

meet mini burger bun 🍊

[unikhroma]

spamton deserves to eat an ungodly amount of burgers it's his god given right

[small-tragedies]

Logan’s eyes squinted. “For someone so small and so, so short, you carry so much bitterness in you, Louse.”

She stared at him for a long time, her expression hard to read. “Yeah, well, you’re tall and a B-I-T-C-H.”

He blinked before he asked flatly. “Are you somehow under the notion I can’t spell?”

“Noooo, Logan.” Louse exaggerated sarcastically. “Whatever gave you that idea. Guess you have a brain after all, huh, Bush.” She hissed while glaring at him with so much venom. If looks could kill, he would have probably been dead by now, Logan thought with a wry grin. God, he loved pushing her buttons; her reactions would never NOT be entertaining to watch.

I don't know why I wrote this. Sometimes I gotta let the crack demons win and write something completely stupid with no context. But also wanted to show that I'm alive, lol, and I am super excited for Louigan Week! I've been held hostage by Lisa Simpson and a demonic triangle, which is a whole other bag NOBODY should look at. 🤣 

[loudlittleecho]

Too Late to Save Them: Frozen in Time Offshoots: Vlad

Set after this prompt

If Daniel hasn’t come back out, he can stay in the zone for all he cares. Vlad resigns as mayor. It doesn’t matter anymore. Goes back to his manor in Wisconsin. A month goes by, and he has a jolt of guilt and attempts to search the ghost zone for Danny. He’s made a lot of enemies, so he has no luck. Goes back home, tries to wash his hands of the whole ordeal. Shuts down the MADDIE program. 

Months go by. He’s lonely. He’s tried to go back to being a mind controlling villain, but it doesn’t really. . . do anything for him anymore. 

He wallows. 

Then;

It was The Nasty Burger that did this. Why are they still operating? 

He’s not going to shut them down the legal way, no. His frustration, his rage, his sorrow fuel him as he systematically destroys every and all Nasty Burger Restaurant. Messes with the lives of every stockholder and worker. Anyone involved with The Nasty Burger and it’s Nasty Sauce. 

It soothes him for a while, but. . . 

He’s so lonely. 

Where was Daniel? Had he really. . . 

Something in Vlad snaps. 

Maddie had DIED.

She was gone.

He was a scientist. He could bring her back. 

- - -

It isn’t working. He has some of Maddie’s DNA, but it. won’t. take! 

It’s incomplete. 

Fails.

He throws some of his own DNA in.

He works on it in a haze, a year going by with the outside world passing him. 

Failure. Failure. Failure.

He can’t stop his obsessive spiral. He needs this to succeed. Needs her back. 

Needs at least a PART of her back.

He stays in his ghost form; his human side needs to eat, needs to sleep.

His ghost side will need to rest, but it will wait.

This has to work. 

- - - 

The infant is alive, stable, floating in an artificial womb. 

All of the machines give the same output. 

The experiment is a success. 

He sits in a stupor.

Collapses. 

- - -

He checks on her often. This is their child. His and Maddie’s.

He begins researching how to care for a child. How to raise a child. 

A child.

A daughter.

- - - 

She’s ready. 

He gently removes her from the container.

She cries at the change of temperature.

He cleans and wraps her in a warm blanket.

- - -

Madeline is his whole world. Vlad has someone who loves him in return. 

The fractured part of Vlad’s being begins to heal. 

He is able to mourn Maddie’s passing, mourn the friends he had lost, and their children that he had been antagonistic with. 

He had been a fool.

But little Madeline was here, and he needed to do right by her. 

She gets sick at three months old; she’s not exactly a clone, but his halfa DNA gave her trouble. He had to make them both invisible and sit in the ghost zone so she could get better. 

He does a few tests. 

She’s not a halfa- she might get some of his powers, might not. Very unlikely. He would have to keep a close eye on her to make sure she was healthy and safe. 

No matter. He would do anything and everything to keep her safe. 

His daughter, his dear one, 

Madeline Masters

[thebekashow]

when the character repeats the same pun over and over.

SHUT UP BOB.

[meaniezuchinni]

“This is our song, y’all!” Zeke ran to the dance floor. Tina and Jimmy looked at each other and laughed, leaning in for a kiss before joining Zeke on the make-shift dance floor they’d helped set up earlier in Jocelyn’s living room.

They’d all been drinking. It’s what you did at Jocelyn’s end of summer parties. Especially this year. They would all be high school seniors in a few days. The endlesss summer nights were getting shorter and change hung heavy in the air like an oncoming storm. The teens danced as if they would never dance again.

Tina danced drink in hand; spilling more than she consumed. Jimmy watched his girlfriend move with her whole being to their song. It made him smile and dance the same (and as he always had) uninhibitedly. Her purple and blue streaked hair, still in her signature bob with bangs style, fanned around her rosy cheeks as she swung her head in time to the music. Her curves jumped and jiggled as she grooved with the music.

“Take me to your best friend’s house… I loved you then and I love you now…”

They bounced and gyrated. Twirled and swayed. Colourful lights danced along with them. Time slowed and their song hung suspended in the air, their arms, legs and butts entangling with the notes and lyrics as they enveloped the three best friends.

“Don’t leave me tongue tied… Let’s stay up all night… I’ll get real high…”

They sung out loudly and freely. Drunken vocals mingled with the blaring music, cascading out the open windows and dissipating into the hot summer night.

Tina’s eyes closed as she felt the song within her. Once he could pry his eyes from her carefree beauty, Jimmy closed his eyes too and let the music overtake him. Before long, they were dancing back to back. Their bums bumped, Tina’s favourite way of dancing with Jimmy Jr. and Zeke.

As the song ended, fading into the next, Tina grabbed the two boys and pulled them down, laughing, hot and sweaty, onto the couch with her in the middle. Jimmy and Zeke planted a kiss on Tina’s cheeks simultaneously. Grinning, the chubby teen put her arms around the boys, her now empty cup still in one hand. She squeezed them both in a hug, “Get ready boys, senior year is gonna kick ass.”

Tinimmy Week 2024, Day 1: Party/Drunk

@tinimmyweek

[fishandshesmygills]

ugh it is 8pm i do eventually need to make and eat dinner. should i start on my 1lb of smoked salmon i bought because it was a good deal? use up my 3 week old zucchini before they finish going bad? am i no longer all pasta'd out?

[lordratgun]

Did I mention that Guy has / had a crush on @spell-fox 's Elemancer? Guy please. Don't. No. Someone give them a better taste in men. Please.

I had the big brain idea to draw Guy and Gabi as Louise and Tina from Bob's Burgers. So there's that.

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Elemancer belongs to @spell-fox Gabi belongs to @urbanknightart

Guy is mine!

[class42warship]

new minis got announced im losing my MIND😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭these are so funny im lowkey obsessed

[sleeplessdreamer14]

@lootsofathousandsworld have this art piece I drew back in January but never posted