#mint shupe

[wayslidecool]

here! have another batch of beta georgias text post memes. because yuo're epic.

(most minis by HetreaSky, Nanci Grackle mini by myself)

(part 1, part 3)

[idonthaveanyurlideas]

my beloved beams. chillin and vibing i miss them. image IDs in alt text

[tillman]

autistic thing

[atlantisblasebl]

NANCI GRACKLE: Georgias player from Season β12 to Season β24, first active in Season β20. Also known as "BIG GRACK". Had a pretty unremarkable career, where he sipped blood, ate a peanut, and then retreated to the shadows. This is contrasted by his extremely remarkable lore, where his force of personality started the tradition of Grackposting, which continues to this day. Currently a pitcher for the Spies.

MINT SHUPE: Georgias player from Season β12 to Season β15. Was our star hitter for all of 35 games, after which she swallowed a peanut and had an allergic reaction. He would later go on to have a successful career on the Lovers, partying back into being a batting star, becoming one of the league's few Base 2 players, and going double Pro on the Grind Rail for a bit. She doesn't have any of that anymore, but she does still have immaculate vibes.

[seisho99]

it is so easy 2 have a canon blaseball url but so hard to have one that is widely recognizable theres like a handful of players that are plot relevant & then the ones ppl latch onto like a barnacle . i could b penelopevideo whenever i wanted 2 but no one would get it ! the tragedy

[ninthprime]

list of players who should fall onto the houston spies during fall ball (according to me)

rigby friedrich: i'm very amused by this "sporgias phenomenon" we're seeing, where two of our three falls so far have been former georgias. so i'd like to propose rigby, a player whose primary espionage skill is "oh fuck he's approaching me, oh god, oh fuck"

kaz fiasco: during the late expansion era some of the spies joked that it was inevitable we would someday receive kaz, as his pgr is "spying." perhaps now is the time.

sexton wheeler and/or mcdowell mason: look, i love sad horse man and the sasquatch captain as much as anyone, but can you imagine them learning spy skills? hysterical. i would like to see at least one of them, preferably both, in trenchcoats

phineas wormthrice: i need to see phinny interacting with nanci grackle's muppets. more importantly, it would be funny.

peanut bong: it would be funny.

lowe forbes: this might be even funnier

sutton bishop: also extremely funny

jessica telephone: though somewhat controversial, here's my reasoning: it would be, in the end, pretty funny

niq nyong'o: this one's just inevitable- now that nanci's on the team the sim is obviously going to curse niq with having to put up with hir again. the sporgias phenomenon continues. also, i like her.

mohammed picklestein: this one's cheating because mohammed was already a spies player, but 1. they're one of my favorites and 2. can you imagine noted blaseball safety expert mohammed picklestein on the same team as notoriously unethical nanci grackle?

at least one other blaseball scientist: niq and mo are the scientists i'd like the most, but really i just need at least 3 or 4 scientists/inventors/etc on this team. unfortunately the sim has already taken haruta byrd and mooney doctor from me as options but we've got a lot more. how about zion aliciakeyes? pedro davids? felix garbage? mint shupe? mullen peterson? maybe jomgy rolsenthal moves back to houston? maybe eve mcblase moves back?? whatever makes the vibes a little funky around here.

knight triumphant: last time knight was a spy they saw multiple people die and seemingly got cursed to wander the league. this time, they're going to have to put up with nanci grackle. and frankly: it's what they deserve

harriet gildehaus: i rest my case

isaac johnson: spies unionize! that's my argument. that and we need someone with defense on this team please i'm begging

tad seeth: i believe the spies always need a "spynosaurus" present somewhere on our roster

axel cardenas: imagine you were one of the worst blaseball players ever. and you've been jumping between the shadows of various teams. and you decide the best way to get a fresh start is to get onto the same team as your daughter and your younger siblings. and then you get to houston, and none of them are there, and the stadium is filled with necromanced muppets, and now you gotta learn how to read ciphers. hideous. anyway i love this guy and i'd like to see him

richmond harrison: i think richmond should be on every team, to improve the vibes of the league as a whole

commissioner vapor: this is a spy we just had again but one of the very first things i saw someone say when fall ball was announced was "it's just gonna wimdy us CV again." and frankly? yeah, probably

various other players i don't really have an argument for but it would be fun: ok here's a shortlist: miguel james. wyatt pothos. rafael davids. guy gulp. jaxon buckley. jayden wright. ronan jaylee. gerund pantheocide. mindy salad. coolname galvanic. nagomi nava. beck whitney. thomas dracaena. sandford garner. literally any crab. "crop, are you just listing random players you like now?" look if i keep listing them i'll predict at least one correctly, that's how blaseball works,

[polkadotpatterson]

Can you understand the Chorby Short Mint Shupe lesbian agenda

Never heard of this ship but now I'm intrigued 👀 tell me more about the chorby/mint lesbian agenda anon

they'd be cute together I think

[strangetorpedos]

since it’s been so long since i played blaseball i don’t rly feel tons of loyalty to the lovers and i kinda wanna pick a player and just follow them around. i’m thinking ortiz lopez or the remaining helga or mint shupe but i will also take suggestions

[burningcrab]

🌻 siobhan chark 🥺

what if i don’t want to go home, about siobhan chark trying very hard to go elsewhere to save neerie and being unable to because of her flippers mod. just getting worse and worse as time goes by and mint is doing fine in san fran and siobhan is just. really struggling to move on. it burns that she can’t go after neerie whether she wants to or not

Siobhan dreams of faer again. She dreams of that damn day that she’s dreamt of so many times. Neerie’s face is front and center for all of it. The one thing that comforts Siobhan is that Neerie looks happy. She was on fire that day, carving the Dale apart. Home run, three runs scored. Home run, three runs scored. Triple, two runs scored.

Siobhan dreams of Neerie bouncing in place on third, waving at the fans who were roaring faer name. Getting more and more excited as Herc and Jan walked their way into loaded bases. She’d winked at Mint and Siobhan, then. See you at home. Neerie’s favorite joke whenever the two of them were on base ahead of her.

And then the crystal-clear water of the Bubble ran oily, spectral white, a colorless rainbow of immateria.

Hercules nearly coughed up a lung when he washed up in the dugout. Jan had lost her hat and was more cross about that than losing her base.

And Neerie wasn’t there. In her dream, the realization hit immediately — no confusion, no fear, no searching with Mint until they had to be dragged up to bat. Just a gut-wrenching certainty: Neerie had finally gone somewhere Siobhan couldn’t follow.

[waveridden]

Mint and the Lovers get ready to make history. Written for Blasetober, day seventeen: Championships.

“We almost won a real championship once,” says Sandford.

Mint immediately laughs. It’s a little louder than he intends, but Percy laughs with her, so he figures it’s probably fine. “You guys?”

“Is that so hard to believe?” Sandford says. He looks put out, but in a way that Mint knows he means teasingly. “All of us old Lovers, in the days when we were all together, falling to our foes—”

“The Wild Wings deserved to win,” Horne interjects. “It was fantastic playing against them.”

“But now we’re fighting our way to the bottom,” Mint points out.

She wants to press that point, dig into that bruise a little more. Maybe it’s unfair to compare the San Francisco Lovers of decades ago, from before she even knew they existed, to the team that she’s on now. But everyone here seems content with losing soundly and repeatedly.

Which, fine, Mint’s okay with it too. But he wants to know about the Lovers before. The Lovers from the days of high romance and retaking San Francisco, the Lovers when they were at the peak of what they believed. And if it takes a little teasing? He’ll tease away.

Sure enough, Percy turns around and yells down the hall, “Theo! Do you ever wish we won a championship?”

“Absolutely not,” Theo’s voice floats down the hall. “Wings deserved it.”

“And tomorrow we’re going to be the first ever underchampions.” Sandford gives Mint a significant look, mouth quirked up in a smile. “Haven’t you ever wanted to make history?”

The Georgias were the first team in their league to ascend, not that Mint’s about to say that. Instead she says, “Didn’t a bunch of you already do that?”

“I mean blaseball history, not local history.”

Mint taps her chin. “I don’t know, I feel like I’ve heard a story about something with birds and a game that wouldn’t end—”

Horne groans loudly. “Oh, who told you about this story? We’ve all had bad games.”

“I’ve never had a bad game,” Mint says with as much loftiness as he can muster. Percy and Sandford make eye contact, and Mint has to bite her tongue so she doesn’t whine at them. “Never!”

“We know,” Horne says. “I’m not telling you about Crowvertime.”

Mint gasps. “It has a name?”

“I’ll tell the story,” Percy says. Horne groans, but Percy just winks at Mint. “I tell it better than they do anyways.”

[leonstamatis]

Hercules Alighieri drinks from the Fountain of Youth. Ey do not feel all that different in the end; perhaps, looking at eir teammates, that is part of the problem.

Wanted to play around with some of the Atlantis Georgias. That’s literally all this is! CW for some light body horror and some blood.

[wayslidecool]

figured i should do my own blaseball text post meme feat. the beta atlantis georgias. sorry if it is glaringly obvious who my favorites are,

(most minis by HetreaSky, Nanci Grackle and Ortiz Lopez minis by myself)

(part 2, part 3)

[femmepeache]

losing parker and ortiz....ouch

[tillman]

i miss mint shupe. platonic ideal of waht if there was a little guy

[atlantisblasebl]

MINT SHUPE: Georgias player from Season β12 to Season β15. Was our star hitter for all of 35 games, after which she swallowed a peanut and had an allergic reaction. He would later go on to have a successful career on the Lovers, partying back into being a batting star, becoming one of the league's few Base 2 players, and going double Pro on the Grind Rail for a bit. She doesn't have any of that anymore, but she does still have immaculate vibes.

LACHLAN SHELTON: Georgias player from Season β23 to Season β24. Just a man, but we're a fan. Had a short-lived career on the Georgias where he played as both an unremarkable pitcher and an unremarkable hitter, and frankly it's hard to think of a factoid that makes him sound all that interesting. But I've always kinda appreciated him, and hey, maybe you want to vote for an underdog. That's cool.

[seisho99]

NEW URL??? ough. okay. meow

YEAHHH mint shupe my friend who is me