#mismatch fight

[fantasychickfights]

Cockiness meets Cockiness… they’re both overflowing with COCKiness… but only 1-can remain standing vs the other…

[willowser]

For the fanfic trope game: maybe Neighbour Touya and awful first meeting ?

I loved reading what you wrote for Bakugou Soulmate first time mashup ❤️

LOL OKAY THIS SOUNDS CUTE ! and tysm !!! i'm so glad you enjoyed it !!! 🥺✨💕

so you move in next door to the todoroki's and the first one you meet is fuyumi !!! she's getting out of her little cute car, bringing some groceries inside as you're hauling boxes up to your room from the moving van. and she's very nice ! very sweet ! about your age and you're excited about the possibility of having a friend already !

she tells you a little bit about her family later, when you two go walking around the neighborhood after the sun has started to set and the evening has begun to cool things down. her parents are divorced and she and her brothers live with her mother ! though she and the two younger ones still see their father for certain holidays and in small stints in the summer. she doesn't say much about her other brother, and you don't ask, trying to soak it all up like a sponge.

over the course of the first week, you meet all of them. all of them. little shouto who seems wholly uninterested in you — you can't tell if he's shy or just more interested in the little gaming system he keeps in his hands at all times — and natuso, who blushes when you introduce yourself. rei, who is so sweet ! and invites you to stay for dinner, which you do, and you and fuyumi help her in the kitchen and have a good time ! you meet enji for just a moment, near the end of the week when he comes to visit rei, a serious, withdrawn look on his face that sends you and the kiddos outside. you only barely catch him saying something about touya, but then yumi is rolling her eyes and natsuo is asking you something about having a boyfriend.

it's not until a little later that you're trying to sleep that you hear something OBNOXIOUS outside, like a fist against a window and some ridiculous noise that could be scary if you think too much about it. when you take a peek, there's some dark-haired guy trying to climb the side of the todoroki house, wobbling dangerously and barely hanging on. you spend a moment watching him, wondering if you should maybe call the police, but then the window opens and natsuo sticks his little head out — and plants a hand on his face and pushes him off the house afhahfahf

all the floodlights come on and he's stumbling to his feet just to face plant in the grass, and he looks up when you accidentally laugh out loud. even in the dark, you can see the face he makes at you, before he's getting to his feet and scaling the side of your house, too. you should probably be afraid, but natsuo is still looking out his own window, watching with his mouth open as this guy starts knocking and hissing to be let in.

you don't know why you do. maybe because he's a little cute up close and both natsuo and now shouto don't seem afraid as they watch you from across the yard. just as you yank open your window and he forces himself in, you catch rei coming around the side of the house with a flashlight, arms crossed as she calls out, "touya!" all exasperated. he just face plants into your room and groans into the carpet.

he doesn't move for a minute and when you lightly kick him in the arm, he sits up and is sort of drooling. the bitter smell of alcohol hits you terribly, looking at his handsome, scuffed up face, and he just blinks his bright blue eyes up at you slowly.

he slurs, "you th'neighbor?"

"uh, yeah," you raise an eyebrow, "that's why i'm in the house next door."

it makes him — touya — huff. "cute," he grins enough that his dimples show; the same ones shouto has, the one fuyumi has in her right cheek. and then he groans again, slumping back on your floor as he covers his mouth. "much as 'm enjoyin' this, 'm 'boutta hurl all over your rug."

you barely manage to drag him down the hall to your bathroom.

✨ trope game ! ✨

[rebouks]

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Ivan: What, I ain’t even allowed t’talk about it no more? Bruno: Not when there’s nothing new to say. Ivan: Well, it’s alright for you, y’already got one! Bruno: [sighs] He’s not really-… Ivan: He’s biologically yours, B! You’re his dad, he’s gonna come t’you for advice, t’learn shit-.. n’ whatever else. Bruno: He’s gonna have you for that too. Ivan: It ain’t the same. Bruno: That’s a bit dismissive. Ivan: You’re the one being fuckin’ dismissive! … Ivan: I’m gonna say somethin’ I’ll regret if you don’t get y’ass back inside. Bruno: I need-… Ivan: I’ll bring your precious truck back before mornin’, don’t worry. Bruno: Look.. I’m sorry my past is getting in the way of what you want, but yours isn’t exactly much better. Ivan: I ain’t blamin’ you. Bruno: It sure feels that way. Ivan: I just wish y’wouldn’t-… Bruno: Be realistic? What do you want me to suggest? We can’t adopt, we can’t foster, we can’t afford a surrogate-.. so, unless you wanna go n’ find someone you can knock up the old-fashioned way, I don’t know what else to say! [Ivan scoffs, staring at Bruno incredulously] Bruno: I wasn’t saying-… Ivan: Are y’seriously tryna goad me into fuckin’ someone else? Bruno: No, I just meant-… Ivan: [snorts] Whatever. Bruno: Ivan, wait-… [Ivan slams the truck into reverse, two tracks of crumpled flowers left in his wake as he turns around and speeds off] … Bruno: He’s not angry, he’s just.. passionate. [Jacob fussing] Bruno: We like that about him though.

[unfortunate17]

idk who needs to hear this, but Wilhelm drank, did drugs, ate plastic grass, had sex with Simon, and went to class all without brushing his teeth or taking a shower. He doesn’t wear cologne 😃

Simon likes the way he smells bc Simon is a simp and nothing more

[fangsinyourheart]

Since I couldn’t show the Bathing suit Strider pics, here are some I took instead :)

also welcome to the Mav doesn’t know how to take a fucking selfie show

[sysig]

Very cool and not at all uncomfortable vent sesh (Patreon)

[moe-broey]

OH MY GOD WAIT

SHE HAS THE TINIEST LITTLE HEART DETAILS IN HER OUTFIT ..... THAT'S THE CUTEST SHIT EVER‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️😭😭😭😭🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺

[beenabutterandjelly]

congrats, you played yourself

[rossithepixie]

why the fuck is installing a curtain rod so exhausting

[fantasychickfights]

[corvigae]

Did some practice doodles trying to figure out my Durge Page's stupid little bard outfit. Anyone got any opinions/feedback?

[bayofalgecirascranes]

Wind Breaker x BNHA crossover what would these kids' Quirks be?

[rhysandsdarlingbitches]

I just completed watching mismatched and uk being a teenager myself, I, till the end didn't REALLY (like uk I hate the person type of) blame someone for all the happenings because teenagers are confused and diplomatic and what not (plus we knew the backstory, tragedies and trauma so that helped)

But we did get the real villain in the end

NANDINI NAHATA IS THE DEVIL

That woman had a chance at redemption but no she saw a glimpse of happy ending for her ex and decided against it??? like go to fucking therapy u cold hearted bitch

[drawnecromancy]

For their entire childhood, Nathan and Eleanor are pretty evenly matched.

Things start changing once they're teenagers and Nathan's metabolism slowly morphs into what he'll end up being as an adult. It's hard to keep up with someone whose reflexes naturally get sharper and faster, whose senses are even more refined than yours, even though he has to adapt and try not to be too overwhelmed by everything all the time, even though he starts needing to take breaks to drink blood, even if he has a hard time keeping regular food down.

It's even harder to keep up with someone being taught an incredibly powerful and volatile magic and being told you can't because you're too weak. (You are actually perfectly capable of learning. Your mentor is just an asshole. He's withholding it from you because you haven't fully broken yet. You don't realize it right now. One day as an adult you'll put the pieces together but right now what matters is that you're still the loser.)

In a fair fight, with weapons and no magic, Eleanor struggles but she still wins about as much as he does.

When magic gets involved she gets from being the usual winner to the usual loser. There's no match for soul magic, unless you too can use it.

So that's what she does. On her own. With no help. Spying and mimicking.

Still, for a long time, they're not evenly matched at all anymore.

And then she leaves.

[heartvisor]

zanki, aguilera, and tycoon seem to all like yuuai (friendship, "friend love") hero spirits + the flowering sakura in atsume, so i keep seeing them visiting in like shifts whenever i check

[fujikoi]

i think the tua fandom and i must have watched two different shows