Bilbo: You have to apologise to Thranduil.
Thorin: Fine.
Thorin: Unfuck you, or whatever.
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Wow, how ironic. It's almost as if a misquote changes its pyjamas in a private jet while the truth naps on the bus.
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Sandman episode 4 in a nutshell
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"Minty, the taxes are due and we're fucking broke."
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the sky was the colour of a screen tuned to a glitched signal
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Sylvester: is this whiskey or perfume? Because it's in a fancy bottle
Giovanni:*chugs it all in 1 go*
Giovanni: Perfume otherwise known as "im dying as we speak" potion!
Molly: BOSS WHAT THE FUCK.
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"You open a bag of food at midnight and become a hero. I do it and I get scolded. That Doesn't Seem Fair"
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Vaggie: If you want something bad, you have to fight for it. Step up your game, Angel. Break out the L-word.
Angel Dust: …Lesbian?
Vaggie: The other L-word.
Angel Dust: …Lesbians?
Vaggie: It's "love," Angel. I wasn't trying to trick you.
Original dialogue from Scott Pilgrim Vs. The World
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Annabeth: yeah no lots of people love me because of what I give them
Percy: that's horrifying also I assume all of my father figures hate me personally because of my abusive stepdad
Annabeth: that's fucked up also my dad stopped loving me because of my step mum
Percy: are we cinderella
Annabeth: we're Cinderella
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Shogun Misquote.
Sorry, can't resist making this meme. 😆
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My next article on Always Austen looks at the quotes taken most out of context from Jane Austen's works. I "translate" them to their actual meaning, like so:
becomes
Full article here!
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Thranduil: New year, same me, because I am perfect.
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Maria Hill: *to Fury* “Let me make this as... monosyllabic as possible. I... don't much care for this crew you hired. They're...how did I describe them, Coulson? I said something rather good this morning before coffee.”
Phil Couslon: “A ludicrous parcel of driveling galoots,' ma'am.”
Maria Hill: *to Fury* “There you go, poetry.”
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"This bitch forgot to bring the weed! BEAT HER ASS!!!"
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