#misreadings

[determinate-negation]

i really dont understand how you can grow up your whole life hearing stories about holocaust survivors and maps of giant family trees of hundreds of people where only 2 or 3 survived or families that were separated and had to leave people behind to die and not empathize with palestinians and instead have the complete opposite reaction and say none of this is happening and that its not a genocide... i fucking hate the world so much

[cozystars]

!!! BUILT LIKE BILBO BAGGINS !!!

[aleatoryw]

getting blazed as fuck in public, thinking "boy I sure hope no one knows how high I am right now", and then having the jumpscare of your life when duolingo gives you this notification

[chloesimaginationthings]

FNAF movie Vanessa’s thoughts when meeting Abby..

[captain-lovelace]

weird that we treat autism and ADHD as intrinsically linked due to high rates of comorbidity but no one talks that way about autism and schizophrenia or autism and OCD or autism and bipolar disorder etc etc even though those are also often comorbid. gee I wonder why

[nianna]

Misreading of the day: 'Britain's surgeon deer population is causing an ecological disaster', instead of: 'Britain's surging deer population...'

[hell-fm]

Is he an evil plotting villainous freak that hates you or is he just flirting? 🤔

[ace-disgrace-on-the-case]

The thing I found funniest about Needles is (compared to the Distortion) he seems a little bad at his job. He didn’t hunt his victim, they just tried to mug him, and when he did get them he didn’t get enough fear out of them before they bled out. He called emergency services to get some more spook out of someone and completely failed at it for like 15 minutes. He rambled about his life story for most of it. I love this pointy idiot

[autoneurotic]

i’m going to throw the fuck yp WHOOOOOO made this WHY is it in my break room im losing my mind

[yamada-ryo]

[astyrra]

elizabeth learns a new spell

[dragengyrr]

When your mischievous little plan backfires.

[rongzhi]

[cat's name: 大黄/Da Huang ("Big Yellow")]

English by me :)

[maqui-chan]

i have a thing called reading too fast and it makes me prone to misreading texts. for a second i really thought 'whitney i know you're a whore but goddamn not my caretaker 😭'

[anastacialy]

guys, i think the hermits are going to accidentally start a prank war again. because just like last time, a game of telephone has begun. first, false made iskall's build into ''false beans,'' her shop from the previous season. however, to give herself plausible deniability, she signs it with "love, Joel. x" due to his username, smallishbeans.

next, iskall sees this, and completely believes it. he thinks it was joel who pranked him, and as he says to pearl while showing off the sign, which he kept even after tearing the prank down, "joel gave me a kiss." in his most recent video, he pranks joel by sending him loads of anonymous messages in order to completely spam and fill his inbox, preventing him from getting any more mail, with notes such as "thinking about you. x"

of course, joel is going to have absolutely no context for this, because he didn't make the initial prank. so who is joel going to assume sent him all those messages while he was away on holiday? well, i have a guess.

etho.

[notllorstel]

thought that was a cropped jacket and also that is canon