Ok Bean Boy Mung Man, I haz on my Bib of Ultimate Protection! Give it your best shot! Try and get mine Red Chair of Most Comfort!
During a brief but frantic period of Head Jousting Mr the Mung Bean manages to penetrate the Bib of Ultimate Protection twice, but the Imp heroically manages to hold his place in the coveted Red Chair anyway.
His Bib of Ultimate Protection says it all, and the Announcement of Triumph is heard throughout the Kingdom!
the Imp, Mr the Mung Bean- Silken Windhounds
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Who’s mr squishy man, Jazzy? Does Uncle bubbles see them a lot?
"This is mister squishy man! He's been at the house a lot and he's funny!"
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Did You Know? The History of the Middle Finger...
Well, now...,.. here's something I never knew before, and now that I know it, I feel compelled to share with my intelligent friends in the hopes that they too, will feel blessed in having gained more knowledge. History is way more fun when you know more fun facts about it, don’t you agree?
Before the Battle of Agincourt in 1415, the French, anticipating victory over the English, proposed to cut off the middle finger of all captured English soldiers. Without the middle finger it would be impossible to draw the renowned English longbow and therefore they would be incapable of fighting in the future. This famous English longbow was made of the native English Yew tree, and the act of drawing the longbow was known as 'plucking the yew' (or 'pluck yew'), Much to the bewilderment of the French, the English won a major upset and began mocking the French by waving their middle fingers at the defeated French, saying, See, we can still pluck yew!
Over the decades Americans have since changed up the words , the 'pluck yew' is now "f**K you" and the words often used in conjunction with the one-finger-salute! It is also because of the pheasant feathers on the arrows used with the longbow that the symbolic gesture is known as 'giving the bird.' And yew thought yew knew every plucking thing.
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mister bland ham, bring me a bean
make it so tasty and full of protein
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