Ballister: Why are you looking at Todd through a fork?
Ambrosius: I'm pretending he's in jail
Ballister: Why?
Ambrosius: It's spiritually healing
Ballister: [grabs a fork]
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My Familiar’s Ghost part 63
Masterpost
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ID: 1. Waist up of vampire Guillermo on the couch as Nadja bursts into frame, wrapping her arms tightly around his neck and pressing their cheeks together in an ecstatic hug. They both grin wildly, eyes squeezed shut, Guillermo's arms flying up automatically as he is rocked back by the force of her embrace. Nadja crows, 'You are, you sweet, dear, stupid boy!' 2. Repeat. Nadja settles into the hug, practically in Guillermo's lap, clasping her hands together over his shoulder and nuzzling her temple against his. Dolly comes into frame to join, smiling and boosting herself up with one tiny hand on Guillermo's arm. Guillermo smiles down at her shakily and puts his arm around her, still seeming a bit startled and touched by the affection. Dolly says, 'I told you it would work.' Nadja replies, eyes still closed, 'Yes, yes, we are a genius.' 3. Close up on Nandor as he recovers from Guillermo's hands on him, brushing fingers against his own cheek and aiming a self-deprecating chuckle at the floor. There is still some smeared blood visible on the left side of his neck where feral Guillermo's claws had pierced him. Offscreen, the Nadjas continue talking. Dolly shrieks, 'We?!' Nadja replies, 'Any brains of yours are brains of mine! I may even have brains you don't.' Dolly snaps back, 'Your brains are cluttered with 500 years of useless skatá!' 4. Repeat. Nandor's hand moves to cup his throat, feeling where feral Guillermo had gripped him. His expression tightens into a frown, a serious or worrisome thought suddenly passing through his mind. Offscreen, the Nadjas continue talking. Dolly says, 'I bet you can't even remember the name of our first donkey!' Nadja mumbles uncertainly, 'Errmm... Gyar... Gaidrr...?' /end ID
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Ash Williams from The Evil Dead franchise is transgender & bisexual!!
(Donate if you want to support me! https://ko-fi.com/everyoneislgbt)
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Sonic Movie 3
Shadow, thinking about Sonic: What is this ... feeling? I've never felt anything like it before. Whenever I think of that blue hedgehog, my heart beats faster, and I can feel heat inside me. Mm ... yes. I know. It must be hatred. There are no other possibilities. I'm not even going to consider any other possibilities.
Sonic, thinking about Shadow: Whoa, I'm bisexual, I didn't know that!
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sorry i said “dude that’s gay” when you tried to kiss me, i was trying to flirt… do you still think im hot
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mlm flag but I color selected it from him.
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I need a cute trans boy to let me use his chest as a pillow because I'm stressed and eepy from finals, and tboy cuddles would surely cure me.
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boys who smile sleepily up at you when you kiss their foreheads >>>>>>>
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MARSHALL LEE X FEM!READER HEADCANONS 💖
- he leaves you for a man
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Tis the season
*holds mistletoe above two men*
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