#mod dirk answers

[incorrect-hs-quotes]

[ timaeusTestified [TT] began pestering golgothasTerror [GT] ]

TT: If I was dating you... heh. Let's just say 'horses' wouldn't be called 'horses' anymore.

GT: Dirk what does this mean?

GT: Im bloody shaking what does this fucking mean

[badlydrawn-brostrider]

[ 300 sure is a big number, ain't it? ]

[ You're grateful for all of the support !! You don't believe their words yet but maybe one day you will. ]

[ Thanks for 300 !! ]

/ / Thank you everybody!! I would have liked to do something bigger but 300 came so quickly I didn't have time to think! Thanks for joinin Bro on his silly journey of healing!

Hope y'all stick around!

[badlydrawnbabydirk]

// At 500 I’ll write a robro/reader oneshot. Smiley face.

[askthestrilondes]

ROSE: Is it working?

DIRK: Give me a moment. I'm trying to get the camera to . .

DIRK: There we go-

DAVE: attention worthless humans, it is i, your god speaking

ROXY: lmfao

DIRK: Dude.

DAVE: what i was just making an awesome intro

ROSE: Pfft

ROXY: gotta let em now we fr

ROXY: *know

DIRK: Uh-hu sure. Anyways, let's get this puppet show on the road.

ROSE: Welcome, esteemed guests. We, as your gods, have decided to create a blog to allow the people of the world we have created a safe space. Here you may ask us questions and we will do our best to answer.

DAVE: yeah what she said

ROXY: we exitedly await ur questjojd!

ROXY: *questions

[ask-the-agency]

Have any of you seen the Rowdy 3 lately? I need them for a... thing...

[hskinhome]

ill send images in the next ask since i want to stay on anon, so like i said could i get a divination reading for what my timeline was like as abette moreay? thanks again!

What kind of reading are you looking for? We do pendulums, tarots, shufflemancies, and Meu is doing these right now.

-Mod Dirk

[earthc-kids-byerky]

Welcome to Earth C!!

Ask blog for the Homestuck next gen kids!!

Meet the kids below, and please read the rules!!

Mod Erky

Hi my name's Erky, and these are my fantroll/ fankids!! I made this ask blog for them for fun and stuff. I'm the only mod but I'll be here as well for difficult questions the kids may not be able to answer. Anyways, here are the rules!!

Rules:

All questions must be Safe For Work. These are CHILDREN. They are 11 years old and younger. They have been drawn as adults before (with the exception of Donny) but for the main story they are minors.

(NEW) Please do not spam the inbox. Random asks that have nothing to do with the blog will be deleted. Asks that I do not feel comfortable answering will also be deleted.

(NEW) Some asks may take longer to answer than others, I will try to go in order but it may be a while before some asks are answered, mostly due to how much art I need/want to make for it.

Please be kind in replies and reblogs, not everyone likes the same ship and not everyone has the same head canon. What shows up here are mine!

Though the adults (parents) can make appearances, please keep the focus on the kids!

You may send commands, as long as they are reasonable. Again, they are all minors.

Fanart is always accepted and appreciated!! As stated, keep Safe For Work.

Rules will update as needed.

Meet the kids!!

Ages and pronouns are in the images!!

JENNY: daughter of Dirk Strider and Jake English

DONNY: son of Dirk Strider and Jake English

CORVIDAE: daughter of Dave Strider and Karkat Vantas

JACK: son of Dave Strider and Karkat Vantas

VICEROY: son of Kanaya Maryam and Rose Lalonde

[badlydrawn-brainghostdirk]

BGD: ...This isn't Jake’s house. Or the Consort Kingdom.

BGD: I can already see there’s two other Dirks here. Both confused and one is not happy about this.

BGD: He's mumbling to himself, which is amusing to watch. But, I should probably introduce myself now.

BGD: Hello. I’m Dirk Strider, obviously. But, for the sake of this, like Jake, You can call me Brain Ghost Dirk or BGD for short.

BGD: Like the other two presumably, I have no idea how I ended up here. English probably didn't need me anymore so they had to send my ass somewhere.

BGD: I suppose while I'm here. I can answer questions from you guys, might as well do something productive.

BGD: So, with that being said, go ahead and ask me questions.

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Hihi!! Mun here, you can call me Ellie or Clover! I'm running this blog in the same verse as @badlydrawn-dirkstrider & @badlydrawn-brostrider so go check them out!

• I work a job and go to college, so please don't rush me to reply to things!

• I also run @bdbgd-mod !! So, shoot me am out of character message there!

• Interactions from another blogs is 100% welcomed!

• No striderc*st, irl gore or anything that can violate tos or make those here uncomfortable!!

• Keep shipping to a minimum!! A few asks are fine here and there, just don't want the thing to be overran

• Anything in the source material is fair game! NSFW asks will be looked over and possibly considered, but will make adjustments if stuff gets to wack. I'm 18+ so, it won't be too big of an issue.

[eggcrackerbracket]

Hi!

I have some announcements to make,

Firstly, I'm currently visiting family right now so the bracket may be up later than I expected, sorry about that (I'll still try and answer any of your asks as best as I can).

Secondly, I can't tag for shit, (I am very new to tumblr) so I don't know what character specific tags to use so let me know if there are any specific tags to use.

Thirdly, I'm proud to reveal the pairs competing in this bracket, in no specific order (sorry there are no pictures):

Dave Strider (Homestuck) & Stiles (Teen Wolf)

Alex Fierro (Magnus Chase) & Elizabeth (Visual Prison)

Link (Legend of Zelda) & Sabi Mehboob (Sort Of)

Haruhi Fujioka (Ouran High Host Club) & Bill (Promethea)

Howl (Howl's Moving Castle) & Shiver (Splatoon)

Kris (Deltarune) & Franken Stein (Soul Eater)

Mettaton (Undertale) & Harrowhark (The Locked Tomb)

Nico di Angelo (Percy Jackson) & Arya Stark (A Song of Fire and Ice)

Naoto Shirogane (Persona 4) & Yuri Rurikawa (Act Addict Actors!)

Ranma Saotome (Ranma 1/2) & Sokka (Avatar: the Last Airbender)

Zuko (Avatar: the Last Airbender) & Pidge Gunderson (Voltron)

Hiccup (How to Train your Dragon) & Princess Mononoke (Princess Mononoke)

Danny Phantom (Danny Phantom) & Angel Demon (Chainsaw Man)

Hunter (The Owl House) & Seadall (Fire Emblem)

Gomez Addams (The Addams Family) & Conel.EXE (Megaman Battle Network)

Charlie Kelly (It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia) & Garmadon (Ninjajo)

Jim Jimenez (Our Flag Means Death) & Kakashi Hatake (Naruto)

Stevonnie (Steven Universe) & Aubrey (OMORI)

Gonzo (The Muppets) & Sapphire (Princess Knight)

Allen Walker (D. Gray Man) & Raven (Teen Titans)

Jim Hawkins (Treasure Planet) & Spock (Star Trek)

Madeline (Celeste) & Oliver Swift (Dialtown)

L Lawliet (Death Note) & Larry Needlemeyer (Amazing World of Gumball)

Edward Elric (Fullmetal Alchemist) & Helia (Winx Club)

Zagreus (Hades) & Yami Yugi (Yugioh)

Lake (Infinity Train) & Kitty Pryde (Marvel comics)

Sherlock Holmes (Various Sources) & Makoto Yuki (Persona 3)

Ed (Cowboy Bebop) & Boyd (Ducktales)

Mulan (Mulan) & Bow (She-Ra and the Princesses of Power)

Fionna the Human (Adventure Time) & Anakin Skywalker (Star Wars)

Inosuke Hashibara (Demon Slayer) & Emily (Thomas and Friends)

ENA (ENA) & Joey/Rojo (Ben 10)

Marshall Lee (Adventure Time) & Alonzo (Cats)

Aziraphale (Good Omens) & Marcy Wu (Amphibia)

Dipper Pines (Gravity Falls) & Bee (Bee and Puppycat)

Stanford pines (Gravity Falls) & Yakko Warner (Animaniacs)

Bridget (Guilty Gear) & Ema Skye (Ace Attorney)

Testament (Guilty Gear) & Sailor Uranus (Sailor Moon)

Nagisa (Assassination Classroom) & Allison (The Breakfast Club)

Dirk Strider (Homestuck) & Klaus (Umbrella Academy)

Ghost (Call of Duty) & Sebastian (Stardew Valley)

Grell Sutcliff (Black Butler) & Sonic (Sonic the Hedgehog)

Ping (Mulan) & Kaoru Sakurayashiki (Sk8 the Infinity)

Eijiro Kirishima (My Hero Academia) & Kou Seiya (Sailor Moon)

Hawks (My Hero Academia) & Axel (Kingdom Hearts)

Blackbeard (Our Flag Means Death) & Tails (Sonic the Hedgehog)

Princess Ozma (Oz) & Princess Peach (Mario Series)

Team Rocket (Pokemon)

Mizuki Akiyama (Project Sekiai) & Wade Wilson (Marvel comics)

Utena Tenjou (Revolutionary Girl Utena) & Rodrick Heffley (Diary of a Wimpy Kid)

Crona Gorgon (Soul Eater) & Shuichi Saihara (Danganronpa)

Luz (The Owl House) & Spamton (Deltarune)

Morpheus, Dream of the Endless (The Sandman) & Barney Guttman (Dead end Paranormal Park)

Mad Mew Mew (Undertale) & Jesse Pinkman (Breaking Bad)

Cecil Palmer (Welcome to Night Vale) & Trunks (DBZ)

Sheik (Legend of Zelda) & JFK (Clone High)

Kara Zor-El (DC comics) & Legoshi (Beastars)

Wheatley (Portal 2) & Fluttershy (MLP)

Shinji Ikari (Neon Genesis Evangelion) & The green M&M (M&M’s)

Yellow (Pokemon Adventures) & Anne Boonchuy (Amphibia)

Yukiko Amagi (Persona 4) & Steven Universe (Steven Universe)

Peppino (Pizza Tower) & Jason Todd (DC comics)

Mahiru Koizumi (Danganronpa) & Megamind (Megamind)

Itsuka Kendo (My Hero Academia) & Miles Edgeworth (Ace Attorney)

-Mod Sky

[ask-stridercentral]

==> Striders: Make an ask blog.

TG: okay. where doing this. where making this hapen.

TG: welcome to the strider ask blog. we have literally all the striders. me, ds, dirk, hal, dirks bro, my bro, whothefuckever. ask whatever questions you want.

TG: thats basically all ive got. have fun

mod clown here to set some rules!!

1. please no sexual asks!!! smuppet related asks r okay with some restraint (aka dont be creepy/rlly weird abt it)

2. i reserve the right to delete your ask if it makes me uncomfortable

3. i may take a bit to respond sometimes! you are free to send another ask to remind me to answer the previous one.

4. you are also allowed to ask me (mod clown) questions! same rules apply :)

5. have fun!!! yes this is a rule. you have to have fun here

oh im also just gonna add, for most posts, ill only tag whoever is talking, unless the one talking is specifically talking about another person (like on my first dave post where he spoke about hal, so i tagged dave AND hal)

addition 2: when i format bro and alpha dave, it will be like this:

TT2: Text

TG2: Text

just so that you can easily tell its a guardian instead of a kid

[incorrect-hs-quotes]

Dirk: Bit bored of the discourse about labeling gender and attraction, we should go back to arguing about if free will exists or about if there is a human essence that cannot be quantified by science

[badlydrawn-brostrider]

TT: You're such a dick.

TT: Ignoring me all the way. Is there any reason.

TT: Notice me, senpai or some shit. I'm not gonna dress in anime school uniform for you to give me some attention.

@badlydrawn-halstrider

BRO: Jesus fuckin' Christ, kid. No need to take out the schoolgirl uniform. Senpai's noticin' ya already, kinda hard not to when I'm bein' yelled at for no goddamn reason.

BRO: Are all Hal's like this? You're like, what, the third I've met? All y'all come at me guns blazin'. Where's pony Hal, he was chill.

BRO: I've got kids to feed, smuppets to make, a gazillion fuckin' asks to answers. Can't notice every single goddamn splinter who comes my way. Sometimes I rather not have an existential crisis, thanks.

BRO: You've sure got my attention now, kid. What'dya want?

[qprsmackdown]

what submissions have the most convincing propaganda: rather for being silly or being serious

hi anon. mod zazie here. i read through every single one of the submissions to answer this because i am insane. and the results are as follows ^-^

techno & phil fans are INSANE over "for you phil, the world!!" as they should be!! i, too, read bunfloras' phil & techno fics. but even if i didnt already know who emeraldduo was, you all have VERY GOOD propaganda. Immortal lifelong best friends... <3

dsmp fans i love you im holding out my hand to you in a gesture of friendship. hello. both mods are also mcyt fans and dsmp fans. we know abt characters vs ccs. we also despise cc!dream. you are safe here. im sorry that previous polls have traumatized you :((

c!tubbo/c!ranboo fans also fucking turned out you have VERY convincing propaganda

ive never read the locked tomb, know nothing of the characters, but to the submitters who sent in Camilla Hect and Palamedes Sextus youve convinced me. VERY good job. where can i find your media i need to learn more. no like fr

jrwi fans are you okay. good lord /pos. also youll be pleased to know WE HAVE NOT ONE BUT TWO SUBMISSIONS OF THE GREATER MANA POLYCULE

to the etho/skizz fan who submitted an essay. hi. i think youre so right for putting them in a httyd au. very convincing propaganda. also are you okay.

hi silmarillion fans. do you need hot cocoa.

jrwi fans are literally so not normal about their guys. sorry to call you out but oh my god not a single one of you is normal /pos. its great.

not a fnaf fan but "Theyre also both canonically queer, if that helps. That has nothing to do with the lobotomies or the dying and being revived as a soulless walking corpse, though." is the sentence of all time. i hope whoever wrote that is doing well.

good evening to the homestuck fan who wrote jake & dirk propaganda so convincing that for a moment i wanted to go check out their media only to remember its Homestuck and ONLY to the homestuck fan who wrote jake & dirk propaganda so convincing that for a moment i wanted to go check out their media only to remember its Homestuck.

we've been over the jesus christ/mary magdalene submission but did you know apparently there's actual evidence to back it up? lots of it in fact? i did not expect to read that tonight (for future reference slash in case you're curious i am an atheist & cycad is christian)

the little women fan has some SERIOUS propaganda. my respect o7

hello to the autistic sp (south park) fan who wrote a genuine essay on kenny mccormick and eric cartman. wish you well (and like, we got a voltron submission as well. i dont know either of those shows/fandoms at all besides vague knowledge that they're not great but eh we're here to have fun. who cares (this is in response to you mentioning you didnt know if sp was allowed (i dont know actually youd have to ask cycad but im like 95% sure its fine (can you tell i have adhd))))

GIGOLAS FAN SPOTTED. they didnt write a lot of propaganda but HELL YEAH WE GOT SOME LOTR FANS HERE. theyre so qpr to me you dont even KNOW

i didnt even think about link/zelda being a qpr before this but you have convinced me. youre so right. they Are

besties who drink poison together STAY together!!! (merlin and arthur). fuck yeah baby!!! i have never seen merlin bbc

oh moirails are a homestuck thing i saw those in our asks and was unsure what they were

CANON QPR IN FABLE SMP? oh i need to check that out. fable smp fans ik this is a long shot but if anyone wants to give me reccomendations for where to start watching.

hiya qsmp fans. no need to worry you have turned out in both numbers AND propaganda. wowzers.

we have One submission for q!quackbur but now im wondering why no one has submitted c!quackbur. theyre literally homoeretic business rivals whose relationship could be viewed as platonic or romantic. smh

Roman and Youngblood from Roleslaying with Roman have very dedicated fans.

divorce quartet the divorced qp polycule ever but also im very biased. (both scott/cleo and scott/martyn were submitted multiple times)

we have some very fun ocs & real life qp relationships and im so here for it.

oh hey lifesteal smp i know those guys. wow damn theyre kinda fucked up arent they.

POLYARCHIVES SUPREMACY <3 BASEDBASEDBASED

POLYMECHS SUPREMACY ALSO SO BASED

Hi. Person who submitted both jesus/mary magdalene and now hamlet/ophelia. I love you. You are here to cause CHAOS and i for one applaud you for it. Can we kiss /j

[askthestrilondes]

DAVE: rose

DAVE, wheezing: rose no

ROSE: 12th of June, 7.34 AM, 2043.

DIRK: Rose please, you're gonna scare them.

ROXY: nono let her do her thing

[ask-the-agency]

Have you guys gone to a zoo together cause that sounds like fun and a nice break from work.

Dirk: Wonderful idea!! Todd made an enemy though: 

[hskinhome]

largeee pendulum rq coming @ you! feel free to ignore if this is too much.

1) do i have a dave strider tl or am i confusing it with my davesprite tl?

2) do i kin terezi pyrope or do i connect to her in a different way?

3) do i kin dirk strider? if not, do i kin any more dirks?

4) do i kin any version sollux (whether it be captor or otherwise)?

5) (if you can answer this) what lalonde-swapped (roseways) character do i kin?

6) do i kin roxy lalonde?

7) do i kin nepeta leijon?

8) do i kin dave egbert?

9) do i kin humanstuck eridan ampora?

10) do i have a noncanon troll kin?

so sorry for the laundry list of questions! tysm in advance if you do them. :>

Signless said:

You don't have a Dave Strider timeline and you are confusing it with Davesprite

A VERY strong yes to kinning Terezi

You don't kin Dirk Strider but you do kin other Dirks

Another VERY strong yes to kinning a Sollux

(Unable to answer this one, please narrow it down!)

A strong no to kinning Roxy Lalonde

You don't kin Nepeta Leijon

You don't kin Dave Egbert

A VERY strong yes to kinning Humanstuck Eridan Ampora

You don't have a noncanon troll kin

-Mod Nepeta