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#modern warfare 2 incorrect quotes
ragingbookdragon · 1 year
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Gaz: Why's Soap holding a plant?
Price: Ghost's making him carry it around to replace all the oxygen he's wasting.
Gaz: ...Is it working?
Ghost: No.
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princessdimondheart · 5 months
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Y/N: Simon?
Ghost: Yes, love?
Y/N: Can you come here for a second?
Ghost: yeah *goes to where Y/N is standing*
Y/N: sit on the couch *nudges him*
Ghost: *sits, confused* what is it?
Y/N: *places hands behind his neck and pulls his head closer* just come here
Y/N: *proceeds to shove Simon’s face into her well endowed bosom.*
Ghost: ?? Ghost: *muffled* ummm, ‘hat’s the poin’ of thiss luv?
Y/N: ssssshhhhhhh
Ghost: hah?? *tries to pull away*
Y/N: *shoves his face deeper into her boobs*
Y/N: sssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhh
Ghost: ….. *mentally: okaayyy* *gives up and relaxes*
Ghost: *tightens his arms around Y/N* *cuddles his face further in her breasts*
Ghost: *slides his hands down* *squeezes her ass with both hands* mmmmhh
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skylarsblue · 1 year
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✦Incorrect C.o.D Quotes✦
(I got brainrot and I'm still not confident in writing them, so I'm just gonna do this)
Y/N, dizzy off blood loss & pain meds: It is hot as hell in this funky ass hot ass room I'm in- Ghost: *steps in* Y/N: IS THAT THE GRIM REAPER?!
-- Ghost, reading: If his dick slap his thigh wh-when he walk. I shall listen when he talk. Y/N: *calmly eating and nodding* Soap & Gaz: *trying so hard not to laugh and failing* Ghost: And you posted this saying "SHEESH" with eighteen fuckin' android emojis Soap & Gaz: *WHEEZE*
-- König: I am a monster, you know. Y/N: They told you that?… König: Look at me… Y/N: Give me your hand. König: Why? Y/N: Just let me see it. *holds his hand* Hmm, a long life line, oh, and this one means you’re shy. Hmmmmm… König: What? Y/N: Well that’s funny, I don’t see any… König: Any what? Y/N: Monster lines. Not a single one.
-- Price: If you two can manage not to kill each other while I'm gone- Ghost: Oh please... Graves: We're not children. Price: ...*walks away* Ghost: ... Graves: ... Ghost: Eat shit and die. Graves: Yes, fuck you.
-- Soap: So, the plan is kind of changing, so we're just going to take you with us. Hostage!Y/n: Am I being kidnapped? Soap: No, no. Hostage!Y/N: ...Can I leave? Soap: Mm, no.
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Gaz: Now, now Y/N I know this is a lot to take in but don’t do anything irrational. Y/N: I’m- I’m gonna fight the f-fucking moon.
Soap: Mama didn’t raise no bitch, let’s go. Gaz: No no, mama raised a bitch, let’s go- Y/N: Mama didn’t raise anyone, actually. My mom was absent. Ghost: Oh my god.
Graves: Bro you’re actually funny! Soap: …I knew that. A lot of people knew that…I- Wh-what’s getting me is the actually.
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Random Friend: Jeez, Y/N, how do you get any work done with all these attractive men around. Y/N: See, I thought the same thing when I first joined. Then I got to know them all, and that's not a problem anymore. Soap: Ouch... Gaz: I'm still taking the compliment.
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Gaz: do you ever think about why Ghost wears the mask?
Alejandro: maybe because he is ugly?
Soap: nah. He is definitely handsome.
Price: you kids are annoying as fuck sometimes. Leave that man alone.
Rudy: we just curious about it. Yes Y/n?
Y/n: my biggest fear is that one day he takes off the mask accidentally while I'm around him. I saw his face and the next day I'm gone.
*Everybody, horrified*
Y/n: but I'm with Soap. He is definitely handsome.
+bonus
Ghost feeling comfortable around Y/n, taking of the mask: do you mind if I...
Y/n: NO NO YOU HANDSOME FUCKER! I WANNA LIVE! *runs away*
Ghost, confused: what the fuck...
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foap-enjoyer · 5 months
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Roadtripppp!
Soap, squished in the back seat: And why exactly does Gaz get to sit in the front again, Cap'n? Price, driving: Because he's my favourite. Also I don't trust Ghost being near the wheel. Ghost, grumbling looking out the window: Whatever, asshole. Gaz, smug in the front seat: It's true though, ever since Las Almas- Ghost: I get it, I get it, you don't have to remind me. Rudy, smushed between Soap and Ghost: Why am I here again? Soap: I needed a cuddle buddy, obviously? Ghost isn't a cuddling type, are you Ghost? Ghost: Nope. Rudy, sobbing: I want to go home. Alex, in the trunk: Can we pull over I REALLY need to piss. Farah, strapped to the roof outside peering through a window: Oh YOU want to pull over??!? Alejandro in Gaz's footwell like a literal dog: I feel so uncomfortable right now. Laswell, on the phone already at the destination, laughing: Should've just taken a plane, lady and gents. Should've just taken a fucking plane.
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octopiys · 9 months
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Price: alright who put this on my desk
(A mug that says World's Best Dad)
Soap: that's pretty funny, but it wasn't me
Roach: nor I
Gaz: nor I? Roach, why do you say it like-
Price: gaz.
Gaz: don't look here, I didn't do it.
Laswell: I didn't do it. I'd offer to check the cameras, but the system's been down since last night.
Price: I'm not mad, I just wanna know...
Price: who did it?
Alejandro: hey, no nos has adoptado, solo vivimos aquí.
Price: fine.... fine, whatever, I didn't wanna know anyways.
(A few hours later, dead of night....)
Price, Nikolai: (sleeping like normal people do)
Price, suddenly sitting straight up: GHOST
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sprout-fics · 7 months
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Price: *Knocks on door*
Gaz: Password?
Price: It’s me
Gaz: That’s not the password. How do I know it’s you, cap?
Price: Who else has a beard like this you muppet?
Gaz: …An Airedale terrier, sir?
Ghost: *spits tea*
Price: …Open the door Garrick.
Gaz: Well now I’m scared to.
Ghost and Soap: *Losing their minds*
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hunterbunter3000 · 1 year
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Laswell: You do know that you have everyone wrapped around your fingers, right?
141 Sweetheart: What?? Laswell, what're you talkin' about?
Laswell, looking at her stupid: The boys. The Capitan. König, Horangi- which was a surprise- Alejandro, Rudy-- hell, even Graves and Alex. They're all heavily whipped for you.
141 Sweetheart, laughing: Woah what?! Now that's just crazy talk.
Laswell:
Laswell explaining to her how the boys look at her, how Price let's her wear his hat constantly, how König follows her everywhere like a puppy, how Alejandro and Graves give her presents every week, how Horangi and Rodolfo write her poetry and become straight up messes when talking to her, and how Alex literally KNEELED before her:
Laswell walking over to the door and opening it, revealing all the boys eavesdropping on them:
Them scampering away quickly:
141 Sweetheart: ...That still don't prove--
Laswell: It proves everything.
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altbite · 1 year
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Incorrect Quotes *mw2 x reader*
Alejandro: Rudy and I are having a baby.
Y/n: That's gre-
Alejandro, slamming adoption papers on the table: It's you, sign here.
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Price, driving y/n and Soap: So how was your day?
Y/n: We almost got surprise adopted!
Price: What?
Soap: We almost got kidnapped.
Price: Oh, okay.
Price: *slams on the breaks* WAIT WHAT?!
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Ghost: Y/n... Why did you draw a pentagram on the floor?
Y/n: Your text told me to satanize the house before you returned.
Ghost:
Ghost: I wrote sanitize, Y/n.
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Y/n: *Stubs their toe* FUCK!
Rudy: Mind your language!
Y/n: What else am I supposed to say, “Woe is I”???
Rudy:
Y/n: You have to accept that swear words are necessary sometimes.
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Y/n: Am I going too far?
Gaz: No, no, no. You went too far about seven hours ago. Now you're going to prison.
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Soap: Truth or dare?
Y/n: Dare
Soap: I dare you to kiss the hottest person in the room
Y/n: Hey Graves
Graves, blushing: Yeah?
Y/n: Could you move? I’m trying to get to Alejandro
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Y/n: On a scale from “damn Daniel” to “fre sha vaca do”, how are you feeling?
Gaz: In between “it’s an avocado, thanks” and “how did you defeat Captain America”, but as a solid answer I would say “I don’t need a degree to be a clothing hanger”. How about you, Ghost?
Ghost: Probably “road work ahead”.
Price: I speak many languages, and this is none of them.
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Price: Listen, I can explain...
Ghost: You’re making $500,000 and you’re only gonna pay me $30,000?
Soap: You’re getting 30 grand? I’m getting $1,000!
Y/N: You guys are getting paid?
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Price: Just be yourself.
Y/n: 'Be myself'? Price, I have one day to win Alejandro over. How long did it take before you guys started liking me?
Gaz: Couple weeks
Soap: Six months.
Ghost: Jury’s still out.
Y/n: See, Price?
Y/n: 'Be myself'. What kind of garbage advice is that?
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Soap: Alejandro... How do I begin to explain Alejandro?
Rudy: Alejandro is flawless.
Ghost: I hear their hair's insured for $10,000.
Gaz: I hear they do car commercials... in Japan.
Y/n: One time they punched me in the face... it was awesome.
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warenai · 7 months
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Soap: did it hurt?
Ghost: yes
Soap: you-you didn't even wait for the "when you fell from heaven" part
Ghost: everything hurts
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mylarena · 1 year
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Ghost, in reply to Soap's flirting: Yeah, you're gonna have to get on your knees and beg for that one, Johnny. [Takes a sip of bourbon]
Soap: [Immediately drops to his knees right then and there and looks up at him with pleading eyes] Please?
Ghost, who (for some reason) wasn't expecting anything: [CHOKES] w HAT TH-E FUC-HK
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ragingbookdragon · 1 year
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Y/N: Oh shit, look at the tech on this gun! It's like something straight outta Halo. Bruh, this fucks majorly.
Price, who literally is the dad of the team: Do you have any--
Ghost, who is the oldest sibling so essentially the second parent: Why do you always ask me what new sayings mean? I don't know either.
Gaz: Halo is a futuristic video game with weapons that display ammo count and "this fucks majorly" means it's awesome.
Price and Ghost: Ohhhhhhhhh.
Y/N: Wait, do you play Halo?
Gaz: Hell yeah. I've been playing since before Reach.
Y/N: NOBLE SIX DID NOT DESERVE TO GO OUT LIKE THAT! IT WAS WRONG!
Gaz: I KNOW! STRAIGHT UP DISRESPECTFUL! THEY FOUGHT AND FOUGHT TO CARRY ON AND JUST TO BE MURKED LIKE THAT?! FUCKED UP!
Price: What is happening?
Ghost: I don't even know at this point and I don't want to know.
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Y/N: pspspsps
König: *walks over* are you trying to call a cat to you?
Y/N: no, but what I tried to call did come to me. :)
König: ???
König: ….
König: !!
König: 😳
Y/N: *giggles*
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ignify-caligo · 21 days
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Soap: So what’s for dinner?
Ghost: I can’t tell you, it’s a soup-prise!
Soap: …
Soap: Is it soup?
Ghost: I soup-pose it could be! *winks*
Soap: Please, enough with the soup puns, Lt!
Ghost: Wow, you’re soup-per mean, Johnny.
Soap: STOP!
*one hour later*
Soap: It’s fucking fish and chips?!?!?!
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ihavemanychickens · 1 year
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Y/N: *bleeding out after getting shot* This is totally not tubular dude bro
Ghost: Please for the love of god say something else those cannot be your last words
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foap-enjoyer · 6 months
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After Graves betrayal
Rudy, driving to the safehouse: This is so fucking stupid Rudy, after the car breaks down and he has to walk: This is even more stupid Rudy, when it starts to rain: CAN YOU CUT ME SOME SLACK??!!!???!! Rudy, after falling face first into mud: OH COME ON Rudy, after getting to the safehouse to discover no one else made it: 🤨 ≤))≥ _| \_
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