#modern warfare nikolai

[call-of-duty-incorrect-quotes]

Nik: I'm nice to you because I'm a nice man, Captain. That's all. No ulterior motives.

Nik: Don't confuse kindness with flirting, you beautiful unit of a man.

Price: …

Nik, winks at him.

[preciouslittlecreature]

Some general Nikolai headcanons because why not! I've got so many more, but I'll try to keep this post short. As always, please let me know if anything posted is harmful, and have a wonderful day!

Can operate many different types of vehicles and holds licenses for many in areas he frequents or that are strategic or significant to any causes he is a part of. No, they are not obtained legally (that'd be too much time and work)

I don't know enough about them to say which one specifically tops them all, but helicopters are his favorite vehicle. His helis are his babies, and he treats them well.

I can't see him liking vodka. He'll drink it if it benefits him (i.e., gaining approval from potential clients, informants, etc.), but beyond that, he avoids it.

Speaking of alcohol, he keeps a high tolerance. Not because he's Russian (though, from what I understand, the drinking culture there may contribute to that), but because it's beneficial to him. It's not uncommon for people to get others drunk, so it's easier to attack or manipulate them. Since it's not always possible to skip a drink, tolerance is the next best thing.

Hairy. I don't have anything else to add to that

Does not have a 6 pack or hard pecs or anything like that. Im sorry, but it's just not something I can see, especially since I learned it's often obtained through malnutrion, dehydration, or like... steriods. Also, I love fat. I want a man with a bit of a belly and soft pecs.

Trains a lot; even if he usually isn't involved directly in a fight, that can quickly change. Plus, it helps him destress.

Gives incredible hugs. Idk what else to add. He just knows how to read people well enough to adjust to their hug preferences. Only gives em out to people he truly cares about, though.

Absolutely a terrifying force; you do not want to be his enemy. The ends often justify the means to him and that often leads to morally fucked up situations. I mean, he literally abducted a man's wife and child. He has no qualms about occasionally being the bad guy and doesn't lose much, if any, sleep over it.(This is pretty much canon, but I still wanted to add my own thoughts to it)

If you've got any of your own, please feel free to share em! And let me know if you want any more; I've also got relationship ones if anyone wants <3

[shkretart]

Gaz!

What if there was a mission where they had to be in a suit

+ Nik

[lanialania00]

They are discreet

[totally-not-fandom]

I consistently forget that Nikolai is an objectively scary guy. This man is an illegal arms dealer, built like a brick house, and withstood torture from Russian Unltranationalists, not to mention he's filthy-fuckin-rich. He consults with war criminals on a regular basis and puts himself in increasingly dangerous situations throughout the series. He is so confident in his ability to outsmart and/or outrun the police that he leaves notes for them at crime scenes and he definitely have some guys on the inside of the Russian police department. He has absolutely no problem with kidnapping people and using them as leverage, not even really caring what happens to them. I'm convinced that Nikolai knows no fear.

[cod-dump]

*teen!Soap coming over for dinner*

Price: Johnny, I have to ask-

Teen!Ghost: Dad no-

Price: -did your parents really let you have that haircut?

Teen!Farah: *snorts into her drink*

Teen!Gaz: oh no-

Teen!Ghost: DAD-

Nik: *sits there silently*

Teen!Soap: Not… necessarily

Price: what does that mean?

Teen!Soap: I tried to give myself a fade but I fucked it up so Ma gave me a mohawk to try and shame me into not fucking with my hair again

Teen!Soap: Well, joke’s on her! I ended up liking the shit and here we are

Teen!Ghost: Johnny-

Teen!Soap: … sorry for cussing, Mr. Price

Price:

Nik: I like him :)

[nrdmssgs]

Both Nikolai and Price are messy eaters, and we are not talking about their lunch.

Because Price is absolutely relentless before you come for the first time. He’s not stopping even if you ask. Just smiling against your skin, as he tortures you greedily. You owe him the first one and he’s determined to get it. One hand tightening around your thigh, another pressed against your belly to prevent you from pulling away once you get shy about what is going to happen to your body.

Nikolai might seem softer and more willing to negotiate at first. Seem is the keyword here. Because he’s as merciless as his friend. He just likes to talk you through it. “Relax, my sweet treasure”, “dont think about anything else”, “there’s only your sweetest spot and my tongue”, “concentrate on that”. The tings he manages to do to you between these deep half whispers half moans are otherworldly. Just as Price he’s not ashamed of sounds his tongue makes, or juices slowly covering his chin.

Hungry, messy eaters. Feral for you.

[sleepyconfusedpotato]

⚔️ MWII (2022) Character Ages (as of 2022) ⚔️

I was on a character age brainrot back in January and now It's back because of @angelsarewatching so I'm gonna go ahead and post this on Tumblr. Tell me what you think tho and discussions are open!

🐑 Gen. Shepherd - Around late 50s, Pushing 64. I searched it up and apparently, the mandatory retirement age for all general officers is 62, in some cases 64. But if he got into the recommendation list after Brigadier General (O-7), it's allowed to be more than 62. He's a Lt. Gen, so that's O-9. Also, Glenn Morshower (Shepherd's actor) is 64 so let's go with that.

🧠 Laswell - 47-ish. At MOST 55. (Rya Khilstedt is 52. AMAZING BEAUTIFUL SHOW -STOPPING)

🚁 Nikolai - 45 as well. I would go with 48 though.

🪦 Graves - 40. He gives Texan cowboy energy. I just know he's an old dude and is actually older than the rest of the gang.

🛖 Alejandro and 🦂 Valeria - 37. Maybe 38. I don't know at what age someone could make the rank Colonel 'cause that's quite high up the ladder. (They might as well be older than Price. Shit, they might be 40.)

🚬 Price - 37 (Canon) c. 1985.

🐎Rudy - 36. He's been close with Alejandro for 20 years now. Assuming they're bestest of friends and knew each other even before military, Rudy would be around 36/37 as well.

💀 Ghost - 35 or lower. As far as I know, lieutenants are usually young, unless he enlists first before a few years later he went to the Royal Military Academy Sandhurst (RMAS). OR. His preference and efficiency of working alone are far better for use on the battlefield. The higher you are in the ranks, the more soldiers you are responsible for. So the higher-ups might purposefully don't promote him (and he prefers and agrees to it as well) so that he can continue working alone rather than leading a squad. He surely can lead a team, but he's better at doing shit alone. Crazy theory but hey, it's fiction.

🦿Alex - 35 (Alex was a Delta Force until 2013. Assuming he's around 26 when he finally goes to the CIA, that means he's around 32yo in 2019 and 35yo in 2022)'

🔭 Hadir - 33/34 (Canon) 1986/1987. I’m choosing 34 tho since in the ‘Hometown’ mission he was almost a teenager.

☀️ Farah - 30 (Canon) January 12th 1990.

🧢 Gaz - 26 (Canon). The bio says he enlisted in the British Army in 2014. Assuming Gaz finished high school first, he must’ve enlisted when he was 18yo. That means he was 23yo in MW19 and 26yo in MW22. 

🧼 Soap - 26 (Canon). He’s canonically the youngest one in Task Force 141. The bio mentioned that his cousin is in SAS and he often time visits the base. Setting aside the fact that the cousin brought a fucking kid to a top-secret base, lil’ Johnny must’ve been like “I DON’T WANNA GO TO SCHOOL I WANT TO BE AN SAS SOLDIER” and he canonically LIED about his age. Apparently, he went in when he was 16 but got caught several times, until finally when he was 18 he got in. 

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That's it folks! Tell me what you think (｡･∀･)ﾉﾞ

[yumethefrostypanda]

Love the idea Nikolai didn't walk in front of Ghost (could've fit imo) out of respect and decency, so instead Nik walked behind him. Side note; these three men are massive.

[call-of-duty-incorrect-quotes]

Price: This has to stop.

Ghost: No.

Soap: Nah.

Price: You can’t date. It’s against the rules.

Ghost: You’re dating Nik.

Price: No, I’m not. Nikolai. Tell them.

Nik: We’re dating. He’s my man.

Price: But I broke up with you!

Nik: Nah.

Price: You can’t “nah” me.

Soap, smiling: How does it feel not to have a boyfriend anymore, Nik?

Nik. I wouldn't know.

Price: Let me break up with you!

Nik: Nah.

Price: Kate is going to kill me.

[shadow0-1]

Down time

[shkretart]

I saw one fanart of Ghost, where he had a motorcycle. I also wanted to draw something like this. Only I don’t know how to draw a motorcycle and Ghost.

And a version without a mask, if anyone is interested in his face. (Ghost's face is not canon here)

Captain Price is sitting there blushing, maybe he's remembering something ಠ⁠ ͜⁠ʖ⁠ ⁠ಠ

Those same memories, I'm kidding haha. I was just trying to draw their love, but I don't know how to do it...

Deleted scene from CODmw3. In general, I like their interaction. So I thank the game writers for this (they knew what they were doing). But for the ending, I don't like....

I apologize for the stream of thoughts

[octopiys]

Price: alright who put this on my desk

(A mug that says World's Best Dad)

Soap: that's pretty funny, but it wasn't me

Roach: nor I

Gaz: nor I? Roach, why do you say it like-

Price: gaz.

Gaz: don't look here, I didn't do it.

Laswell: I didn't do it. I'd offer to check the cameras, but the system's been down since last night.

Price: I'm not mad, I just wanna know...

Price: who did it?

Alejandro: hey, no nos has adoptado, solo vivimos aquí.

Price: fine.... fine, whatever, I didn't wanna know anyways.

(A few hours later, dead of night....)

Price, Nikolai: (sleeping like normal people do)

Price, suddenly sitting straight up: GHOST

[cod-dump]

Soap: You shot me!

Graves: DID YOU DIE?

Soap: No-

Graves: THEN SHUT UP ABOUT IT

Soap: No- I’M NOT FUCKING SHUTTING UP AT THE FACT YOU TRIED TO FUCKING KILL ME

Graves: I KNOW GHOST HAS ALMOST KILLED YOU COUNTLESS TIMES AND YOU’RE INTO IT

Soap: INTO HIM- INTO GHOST YOU CUNT-

Price, watching from the sidelines: yep, the leashes are very necessary

Nik: They’re like little dogs. Yip yip-

[nrdmssgs]

Again, im so not sorry.

[orbuz228]