#mom: i told u that spaghetti eating bastard.. dad: i'll search for him in the center of the earth even if i have to and i will murder him | Explore Tumblr Posts and Blogs

deadrlngers · 2 years

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literally obsessed with the idea of fenix meeting vesper parents, they would hate him so much. her mom would say shit like "don't settle for the crumbs like i did" (looks meanly at her husband who in turn looks at her and thinks i love my terrible wife that hates me so much) and her dad would be like ah so going out with fenix today? wait...(takes his gun)

#rena.txt #THIS DOESN'T HAPPEN I KNOW WE KNOW THEY KNOW BUT IF...AND I SAY IF THEY ALL MET EACH OTHER GOD...#ves's mom is a insufferable french woman that thinks she's better than anyone else and she would speak french in front of fenix to make fun #of him bc she knows he can't speak it and nix would just go 'speak that snail language at me one more time and i'll throw hands'. italians #and french still hating each other in the future. love to see that. and mr moxley would probably try to physically fight him like #nix would go i'm not punching the father of the girl i like and then mr moxley throws hands and breaks nix's face in half. would love #for that to happen tbh he kinda deserve it. he would surely do some fucked up shit like he did in canon lore and her parents would be like #mom: i told u that spaghetti eating bastard.. dad: i'll search for him in the center of the earth even if i have to and i will murder him

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