RWBY: Couch Shopping
[Furniture Store]
Blake watched, annoyed, at Weiss constantly getting up and sitting down on the couch.
Blake: Ugh!
Weiss: Yeah, I still don’t know. *turns to the salesman* I’m sorry I just wanna make sure that I bought the right couch. I need a couch that says, "kids welcome here." But that also says, "come here to me!"
Blake: What?! You say that to kids?!!
Weiss: No! No! No! The "come here to me" is y’know for the ladies.
Blake: *stifles laugh* Weiss, honey, it’s a nice couch. It’s not a magic couch.
Salesman: You picked a great couch.
Weiss: Yeah?
Salesman: Yeah. Could you just sign right here please? *hands her a clipboard*
Weiss: Oh, sure.
As soon as Weiss looked at the price, her heart sank.
Weiss: Whoa-whoa, what’s this? The delivery charge is almost as much as the couch!
Blake: Wait! No, that’s ridiculous. Come on, she lives three blocks away!
Weiss: Yeah, y’know what? I’ll take it myself, thank you! All right Blake, let’s go! *picks up one end of the couch*
Blake: *laughs sarcastically* Are you kidding?
Weiss: Oh, come on it’s only three blocks! And-and, it’s not very heavy, try it! Come on! Come on!
Blake: *manages to pick up couch* Oh. Oh! I can do it!
Weiss: Yeah!
Salesman: You two are really gonna enjoy that couch.
Weiss: *blushes* Oh yeah, we’re uh, yeah we’re not together.
Salesman: Ohh, okay. *laughs* Something didn’t quite add up there.
Weiss: *ahem* Not that it’s any of your business, but we did go out.
Salesman: Really?
Weiss: Yeah! Blake?
Blake: Come on! I don’t really want to be doing this right now. I am carrying a very heavy couch!
Weiss: *hisses* Then tell him quickly.
Blake: Fine! *turns to salesman* We went out.
Weiss: Not only did we go out, we did it 298 times! *sticks out tongue*
Blake: Weiss!! *mega blush* Oh my--ugh!! You kept count?! You are such a loser!
Weiss: A loser you did it with 298 times!
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