White Towels! Damien x Reader
warnings: Swearing ofc, yelling, arguments, suggestive, mentions of sex, no actual sex.
genre: fluff? established relationship
wc: 702
characters: #1 prince of hell! Damien LaVey!
synopsis: You and Damien argue over who gets the top bunk
a/n: I wrote this forever ago, it's been in my drafts for ages but now it's all done! i will cry when it comes time to update my masterlists I colored what you say since there's a lot of dialogue. Damien. Reader.
“NO, YOU FUCK HEAD!”
“NO, YOU FUCK HEAD!”
“JUST SLEEP ON THE BOTTOM BUNK!”
“NO!”
“WHY NOT! YOU’RE ALWAYS FINE WITH BEING UNDER ME!”
“OH HARDY-HAR-HAR!”
“IT’S TRUE!”
“WERE GOING TO BED, NOT FUCKING!”
“THAT’S WHAT YOU THINK”
“YEAH WELL- what?”
“what?”
“What did you just say Damien?” You ask, arms crossed, throat sore.
The two of you are out on a mini vacation for a date, it was your anniversary gift to him (The ability to gain a reputation for trouble in another dimension before blowing it up.)
But the hotel you’re staying in only has bunk beds for sleeping arrangements. And this dimension has bunks for most- if not all arrangements. Bunk sofas, bunk chairs, bunk banks That Damien is especially excited about, bunk bookshelves, bunk airplanes, and much more.
But unlike everything else where you two are able to go for top or bottom without so much as thinking about it. The top bunk is where you both want to sleep.
Maybe it has something to do with the fact that you have yet to share a bed outiside of sex. but the idea of sleeping together has been skilfully avoided, causing this mess.
“What I said is not important! What is important is that you let me sleep on the top bunk!” He pouts. matching your mannerisms.
“No it’s not! this is so insignificant!”
“Well, if it’s so insignificant then lemme sleep on the top!”
“No!”
“Well I’m a the prince of Hell so-”
“Put your royalty card right back up your ass!”
“Put it there yourself!”
“don’t threaten me with a good time LaVey!”
“Don’t use your horny on my threats!"
“You started it!”
“No!”
“Yes!"
“No!”
“Yes!”
As you two pointlessly argue Damien steps closer and closer, you do the same. Until you’re practically chest to chest glaring into eachothers eyes.
The funky part about this is that neither of you are mad. Damien lost the ability to cover his feelings for you with rage ages ago, and you just think he’s too pretty to be mad at. So this is truly just a fun game you’re playing.
Looking into his golden eyes, you remember that. The thought makes you smile. He frowns in response.
“What’s so funny, fucknut?”
“Well-” You start.
“Uhm, I-I have towels.”
You both look to the door and see a bear-dog hybrid (don’t ask) holding white towels with a look of terror on their face. Temporarily dropping the ‘argument’ you and Damien head over to them.
“I don’t mean to interrupt. I just forgot to drop them off earlier. And then I heard you two arguing and I thought I should leave you alone. But what if you got-”
“Give us the fucking things and scram. We’re busy.” Damien growls. Making the poor bear-dog whimper.
“Thanks!” You say taking the towels off their hands. They look at you and relax a bit.
“A-also, I don’t mean to pry but. Why not share the top bunk? This hotel was made for couples on double dates…”
You and Damien look at each other, heat capturing your faces.
“Uhm… go away please.” You beam. Taking a step closer to your boyfriend.
“Oh yes of course! Be sure to call down if you need anything!” They say running off.
“Do you want to share the bed with me Damien?” You ask.
The demon blushes, leaning against the white bunk couch next to the door.
“I don’t fucking know… I’ll share the bed with you if you want.” he mumbles.
You sigh, placing the towels on the living room table.
“I want to sleep on the top bunk, and if there just so happens to be a spicy red adult who is already laying in that bed. Then I think I’d be okay with that. I might actually prefer to have him there than sleep alone in that big bed.” You state, batting your eyelashes at him. He smirks, walking to sit on the bottom bunk of the couch.
“Well, I wanna sleep on the top bunk too. And… I’ll beat you there!” He yells, taking off.
“Hey no fair!” You shout after him. as your joint laughter fills the room.
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