#monstruation

[mariyamsaigal]

Whoever told me, periods get easier when you're older has a bounty on their head for spreading lies.

[theragethatisdesire]

random poly!erejean headcanons bc i said so ❤︎₊ ⊹

some of these are going to end up nsfw i'm sure so i'm going to put a cut at some point but i just love this little throuple and u guys need to know as much about them as me and @fictional-d-supremacy

it takes eren the longest to adjust to everything (to be fair, he went from "wait, a threesome would be fun...especially with jean!" to "why especially with jean?" to "wait...jean.")

so it's understandable that it takes eren a bit to understand his attraction towards jean and jean's towards him, both of them are hesitant and crossing that bridge of best friends -> unexpected relationship

but one day you come over unexpectedly to find them snuggled up on the couch together, eren tucked under one of jean's arms and your heart just melts - naturally they LEAP up when you catch them and are super pink and eyeing each other suspiciously

jean goes a little too long without a hair cut and eren (after some manhandling) drags him in front of you one day, both of their hair tied back in identical buns. "look babe, twins!"

going on a date night with the three of you is damn near impossible

jean and eren bicker constantly about the restaurant. jean wants to wear the same red button-down that eren's already got on and claims he's called dibs. eren wants to have sex but you're all already fifteen minutes late for the reservation

all that to say jean gets to show off his cooking abilities a lot considering how many dinner reservations you miss

it turns out jean is the only person that can dom eren. eren loves to talk shit to you, but jean can shut him right up. sometimes jean's in the mood to play good cop/bad cop (like we've seen in the fics), but other times, your sex life just goes in a cycle of jean pulling the strings and you and eren smiling up at him with hearts in your eyes

eren finds out that he loves giving head. neither you or jean can get out the door without eren trailing after you begging to "just give it a kiss goodbye"

jean teaches you how to help him make eren cum without anyone touching him (you didn't even know guys could do that, and neither did eren)

when it finally happens, eren's eyes are as big as saucers while jean and you just smirk at him

"what just happened?" "you came." "i-i- but, i know, but-" "i think we broke him."

birthdays are a HUGE deal

especially since two of you can gang up on whoever's the birthday princess (regardless of gender, the birthday boy/girl has to wear the "birthday princess" crown that eren got you for your birthday a few years ago)

you've come home on several instances to find the air in the apartment chilly and jean and eren not speaking only to find out one beat the other in a video game

even once they're comfortable and mushy and in love, jean and eren still insist on you sleeping in between them

1. "because you're our princess!" 2. "because jean snores." 3. "yeah? well eren kicks." you wind up both the body pillow and the punching bag for them

you and jean love to get eren all flustered by telling him how pretty he looks before you head out. little cheek/forehead kisses make him scowl and blush without fail.

alternatively, you and eren love to rile jean up by sending him nudes and nasty videos while he's at work. you both pay for it later, but it's so worth it.

i feel like they just pick you up 24/7? like they've absolutely swung you back and forth with one holding your arms and one holding your ankles just to piss you off while you're reading on the couch

when you get your period, the boys secretly call it your "monstruation" period. jean chastises eren for it all the time, but he's the one that slips up and clues you in on it

eren's in charge of snacks and movies to keep you comfortable, jean's in charge of medicine and keeping the tampon/pad drawer stocked

eren absolutely buys stupid "his/hers/his" things for the house like mugs and matching towels. denies being the one that bought them when they show up in the mail

"we must have a secret admirer- i mean, not like i blame them or anything. we're hot."

i have so many more i just didn't want this to be an absolute MONSTER of a post lol. like yes, is poly!erejean a smutty dream? sure, but the FLUFF potential!!! that's what gets me! i just love them <3

if you guys want more please tell me i will never shut up about them ever

[cranberrytea451]

drawings from stream.

you can thank @lazyasyoucansee for the monstruating pun.

you are welcome sans undertale community.

[the-jester-block]

periods at monster high call that monstruation

[pinkygirl28]

Last days of holidays are going bad🥲. I’m tired, monstruation👹 came today, all my body hurts and if that wasn’t enough I’ve fallen, pray for my knee 😭😭

[shiny-crocodile]

yeah, it’s being a super rough day. My train is delayed, it’s veeeeeeeery hot here and I hate menstruation (or monstruation bc it hurts a loooot👹)

omg we’re so in sync xx

[mc-pumpkin]

monstruation is what I experience on a monthly basis

[a-magpie-witchling]

I'm literally dying.

[dashnite]

ok, this is super embarrassing but i need help from y’all. i need to buy pads.

yeah, i’m a trans man, but i still have an uterus (unfortunately). and i have all but two pads in my possession. my mother already stopped monstruating (hah see what i did there?), and my sister only uses tampons. i need actual pads :(

[zeldyphy]

@rhartgeftw @monstruator @freethemages @alex-w0ke @batdarkladyvampir @chrispbacon9001-blog @lordcinnabon 

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[gethealthy18-blog]

7 Differences Between The Guy You Are Dating, And The One You Will Marry

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7 Differences Between The Guy You Are Dating, And The One You Will Marry

Saumya Gaur April 4, 2019

Are your Tinder dates turning out to be spectacular duds? Are you unsure about the future of your current relationship, and feel like you are wasting your precious time? Worry not, it’s not only you, but we all have also been there.

When you are young and inexperienced (even when you are experienced, the matters of the heart can be pretty complicated), it can be pretty difficult to decipher whether the person you are dating is your forever or not. Unlike movies, where the couple gun for the final goal for getting married right from the moment of getting together, the real life is quite complicated. There are quite a few of us, who have been guilty of kicking Mr. Right to the curb, just because we didn’t recognize that they were in fact, Mr. Right.

While it’s true that sometimes you just know, we have compiled a list of a few pointers that might help you decipher if you are in it for the long haul or not. Though, and we can’t stress this enough, you can’t base your life-changing decisions on a few pointers, and in the end, we would advise you take your heart into consideration.

Now, that you’ve been sufficiently warned, here you go:

1. Your Date Might Be Too Busy But He Will Make Time For You

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While your date might just stand you up because he forgot time while playing FIFA with his friends, your Mr. Right wouldn’t even dream of doing this. If you need him to show up, he would do his best to be there for you. He will value your time, and for that, he deserves all the brownie points he can get.

2. Your Flame Might Burn Hot And Bright But He Will Be Mr. Dependable

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Your date might be the one who loves to party the night away and takes pride in the fact that his lavish lifestyle is sponsored by his rich parents. On the other hand, your special one would have a handle on his life. We are not saying he would be ready with a five-year plan, but he would know what he wants from his life and would be willing to work for it. And that is the kind of man you want in your life.

3. Your Date Is Interested In His Prospects For The Night, He Would Be Interested In You

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While your date might be skimming your chat so that he can finally introduce a segue for the fun activity he had in mind, the one who is meant for you, wouldn’t. He would be very interested in what you have to say and would be willing to give you company as you dine and whine about your terrible boss.

4. Your Date Might Not Survive Your Tough Times But He Will

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First, your date might think it’s fun to refer to your periods as monstruation and second, he would avoid you like the plague during the shark week. Your Mr. Right, on the other hand, wouldn’t just be up to meet you, he would do whatever he could to make it more comfortable for you.

5. Your Date Might Not Value Your Opinion, But He Will

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Oh, you are interested in Russian Literature, or are you into a coding? You know who will remember these details? The guy you are destined to end up with, not that one who scoffed every time you mentioned coding because you know according to him girls can’t code. Someone who genuinely cares about you, and sees a future with you, wouldn’t just bulldoze you into agreeing with him. He would make an effort to understand your viewpoint, even if he doesn’t agree with it.

6. Netflix And Chill Will Mean Different Things With Your Date And Him

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When you mention that you just want to Netflix and Chill, you might be imagining a laidback evening spent binging on enjoyable content, your date meanwhile has other ideas and when you do clarify it, he seems unimpressed. The person who is your Mr. Right might take it as an opportunity to get to know you better and would love that quality time with you.

7. Your Date Might Think It Is Beneath Him To Apologise, But He Won’t

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If you have been in a long-running fight, your date might still hold out in order to score a point or two, but someone who really values you and wants you in their life wouldn’t think twice before apologizing. To them, being with you would be more important than scoring some points in a petty fight.

This list is by no means exhaustive, and but it does give you a general idea and that is, if the guy wants you for who you are, and cares about you deeply, then he might be the one for you. Do you have any other additions for this list? If yes, then please share them with us in the comments section.

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[sohoartist]

I'm having like the worst period of the history of periods ever.

[juliets-kiss-blog]

I really want chocolate but I'm getting fat :((((

[sandrabijou]

Dear PMS: I love you more and more every month.

Sandra Joya.

[00pun]

I FEEL LIKE MY OVARIES ARE GOING TO FUCKING EXPLODE SOMEONE SEND ME HELP