oh dear! looks like the superstar coffee baristas have taken quite the liking to you <3
little promo art for my new coffee shop au fic, Livin’ La Vida Mocha! (yes, excellent wordplay, i know) check out the fic if you can, it’s definitely worth the read!
Would you let Moony take you out on a date for $100 (backlit dinner behind a dumpster eating paper and glue)
This is the most self indulgent thing I've made in a while and I'm embarrassed, but happy 🔥 Moon also deserved something nice for the way I treated him in the last video
Moon's the type of sadistic playful things who'd punk you *while a show is actively taking place*
Were you about to operate the fly system? That's cute, he switched the rails and reweighted everything the night before
Hope you weren't trying to be steady with that spotlight, because he's stealing shit out of your pockets and pinching you at distracting intervals
You can't cross behind the scrim actually, you're getting lifted onto the catwalk and stuck there
Why aren't your calls going through??? Oh, the battery's been ripped out of your headset
AND the replacement headset
That's not the music cue you programmed!
You'd think the band would be on your side but instead they think it's hilarious that the clown is actively sabotaging their performance. It's ultimately at your expense, not theirs; the Glamrocks can just sign autographs while you search for all the wireless mics Moon has hidden strategically in the orchestra pit
Needing the cash to move, 23yr old Bellamy Reeds decides to apply and land herself a job as the new Superstar Daycare’s security desk attendant. The first and only one in months. Much to her surprise, she quickly finds herself the object of the Daycare Attendant’s affections. Easy enough right? Wrong.
Looking after hyperactive children during business hours with a happy-go-lucky sweetheart who practically /glitter/glued himself to your hip is one thing.
Running for your life from dozens of enraged, restless undead children shackled beneath the Pizzaplex’s 10 acres of ‘fun and adventure for adults and children alike’ after business hours with only a viciously loyal, sardonic Naptime Attendant to protect you, however, is another.
Especially when that Naptime Attendant refuses to accept the fact he’s just as enamored with you as his twin.
Worst of all how do you tell said Attendants about your ‘gift’ that allows you to feel, see, and speak to the dead? More importantly, tell them about the ones relentlessly trying to drag you down with them?
Follow Bellamy as she scrambles through hoops to avoid becoming the company's next body they sweep under their already bloodied rug.
I promise I’m not dead and I will continue The Howling Pirate King it’s just I’m very busy in my life and I temporarily had writer’s block so right now I’m taking things slow
Also I had a new fucking story idea and it’s being played out like this
There’s more crossover I’m not mentioning because I forgot or I’m just too lazy to put them there.
sun is an angel who is usually sent to help struggling souls and lead them on a steady course to heaven
moon used to be an angel, but fell from heaven after being framed by [REDACTED] for a sin he didn’t commit
he’s trying to make his way out of hell so he can return, but he’s never been able to complete his assignments
in order to return to heaven, he has to get someone to trade places with him; he needs to convince someone who’s currently on a path towards heaven to sin and be sent to hell when they die, so moon can return to heaven
but he’s been very hesitant and usually doesn’t even try when he’s given his assignment
usually, he’s assigned to people who have never sinned or are extremely good people
but his latest assignment, you, is different. you’re very morally ambiguous, someone closer to heaven than hell but not new to sinning
and it’s an offer moon can’t pass up because it would be so easy to trade places with you
but the thing is, sun has also been assigned to helping you and keeping you on your path to heaven
unaware of each other’s assignments, they accept the offer and make to do their jobs
both sun and moon have limited access to the mortal realm. in order to become corporeal or visible to you (and only you), moon must convince you to commit a sin of any degree and sun must convince you to repent for a sin of any degree
they can each talk to you through your mind, but to you it seems more like a voice in your head rather than someone talking to you
and after they each convince you to sin and repent they are able to show themselves
and now you have an angel and a demon standing in your room with you
they’re representative of your id and superego, an angel and devil on each shoulder as you go through your life and trying to convince you to take actions down the path they want you going down. but who’s gonna win? :)
(extra: eclipse is in charge of giving angels/demons like sun and moon their assignments and knew exactly what he was doing here)
sorry for infodump! i’m very excited about this au. let me know if y’all wanna see more of it! <3
I really really want to finish this but have no time nor energy but I still want to post this as I'm proud of how it came out<3 also yeah I know they are bigger than usual I... Yeah