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I assume this is the look that Gaetz was going for here.
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isa-ah · 6 days
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i have formally and officially entered the loop. sigh.
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wolfpassing · 2 years
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u guys kno astrology wasnt invented by new age white ladies right
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bcofl0ve · 3 months
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Now we gonna have to deal with the narrative that Austin is her beard? Lol they know how ridiculous they sound? There's no point taking things you read on Twitter to talk about other people's sexuality just because you don't like his gf, that's not the narrative we are going to follow keep in mind, they can't get her off the closet, that's ridiculous
as a former gaylor myself i feel like i have special authority here to say that giving any credit to that flavor of stan twitter is absolutely ridiculous. those ppl will say taylor is gay because the lesbian flag colors (pink/orange/white, normal sunset vibe colors!) are a little part of the eras tour lighting. they made jokes about her ‘fingering the air like she fingers women’ over her hand motions during a song about her dead grandma. they made jokes about kaia being gay bc of her making eye contact with her *stylist* who is married with i think a toddler? they are 95% not rational people in the slightest and most people with functional brains know that.
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Hesiod’s Work and Days basically boiling down to “you piece of shit return my stuff or burn in hell”
it’s literally just long winded hate mail to his brother.
#I was looking up specifics on the Greek creation myth#and somehow ended up reading the entire poem#I’m pretty sure work and days is just a long tantrum#can y’all imagine taking something of your brother’s and he sends you over 8k words of ‘listen you shit this is what the Bible says’#I don’t know what’d be funnier#Hesiod throwing a fit because some king divided the inheritance up unevenly and gave most of it to Perses#or the king make a small error and accidentally giving slightly more to perses then he gave to Hesiod and Hesiod being a stickler about it#a) implies that the king knew full well what he was doing and that’s just what was supposed to happen#and b) would mean Hesiod’s being petty over penny’s#like sure Hesiod claims this occurred because perses tricked the king and stole away with the more then his share#but reading it I kept going ‘did he really though??’#Hesiod just seems like a little bitch ngl#I find it hard to believe that a king dividing up the inheritance didn’t notice perses taking most of the wealth#also I just sympathize more with crazy relations sending biblically backed hate mail#besides say perses really did steal majority of the inheritance#what kind of whacko actually thinks their theif of a brother would read a long winded ‘Zeus will smite you’ letter and be like ‘my bad’#Hesiod I have some bad news for ya buddy#also#i had an epiphany#mythology is basically just a bunch of fanfiction#but the original work got lost at some point#so now the only way to know what the original content said is to read all the fanfiction and squint#have you ever tried reading fanfiction for something you’ve never read/watched??#and you just kinda have to piece canon together from what’s most commonly written#yea it’s like that#siblings#sibling relationship#Hesiod#Greek mythology#shitpost
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headspace-hotel · 1 month
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There are so many tech startups with a Great Idea for indoor vertical farming and they keep crashing and burning and yet people keep investing in indoor vertical farming because it is "The next big thing" according to some ass backwards whacko conception of the universe where industrial monoculture agriculture is already the most efficient and sustainable possible use of land that could ever exist and its not even worth investigating foolish things like "Any of the agriculture systems practiced on the planet except modern industrial monoculture" or "Thousands of edible plant species that exist and could be used as crops"
the idea that will solve world hunger and preserve ecosystems, supposedly, is simply to stack plants in layers and layers on top of one another in these shelf type structures in a giant warehouse, shining electrical lights on them so they can grow.
Of course it is a glaring problem that it takes massive amounts of fossil fuels to run the electricity, basically replacing solar power used in normal agriculture (the sun) with fossil fuels, which is the opposite of what we need to be doing.
So they say, "Worry not! We can generate the electricity with solar farms!" at which point I perhaps need to study more deeply to comprehend the business model of building an array of solar panels to provide energy for a solar-powered facility in order to grow the already solar-powered plants (creatures which already have solar panels on them from birth)
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coffeeshopdragons · 20 days
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So my knowledge of Batman only comes from fanfic, the “Justice League Unlimited” tv show, and that one slice of life comic on Webtoons, but I headcanon that Batman constantly and consistently fucks with Hal Jordan Captain Holt style.  
Jordan catches Batman drinking a strawberry frappuccino (Dick wanted him to try it and he relented) and runs to get the rest of the League to witness this, and in the split second it takes to do that, the half full frappuccino is completely gone, without any traces of it ever being there (Hal’s working theory is that Batman ate the cup)
Hal is paired with Batman on a stealth mission, gets too close to him, and hears him singing under his breath (something that Tim does when he’s in deep thought, with this week’s “deep thought song” being “Smooth Operator”, and it’s a habit Bruce has picked up on).  Hal tried to tell everyone else, no one believed him.
On the flip side, for Bruce it starts out as accidentally doing shit he would at home in the field (because he’s getting more comfortable with the League, even though he’s never admit it). But as Hal keeps being the only one finding him doing things like this, it turns less into an “oh shit” moment and more of a “I’m going to be a little shit” moment
Eventually it gets to the point to where Hal catches Batman doing a Just Dance workout routine in full cape and cowl, or Hal turns a corner and sees Batman holding a random flamingo on the Tower (the flamingo is Damian’s and it had somehow zeta tubed itself to the Watchtower, something Bruce is still trying to figure out) 
One day Hal just straight up asks Batman why he’s the only one who ever seems to see the whacko shit he gets up to, and in a full Brucie Wayne accent, complete with all the flirtatious charm, Batman says “Because no one will ever believe you”
(J’onn has known the whole time, Bruce offered to pay him to keep silent, but he said entertainment of watching Hal Jordan get fucked with was already payment enough)
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esamastation · 5 months
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Shizuroth, part seventeen
Previous parts: one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten, eleven, twelve, thirteen, fourteen, fifteen, sixteen
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The lifeblood of Shinra is power in its many forms - Mako, money, military, medical... - but its nervous system is intelligence.
Shinra controls all the major print media, radio and television stations and has its own, not entirely public, publicity arm that makes sure that those things stay in line. It works from within the Public Service Department, of course, and it has its fingers in everything from print houses to public libraries to theatres and cinema. Very few things go out into the world without Shinra Public Service's stamp on it.
And the Department has, always, an ear to the ground for rumours. Everything from a Department head's illicit indulgences to lowly janitor voicing work-related complaints at a bar, Turks are often the first to know about. Some of those rumours could be ignored, others had to be suppressed, some were given a megaphone, and the rest… were dealt with according to procedure. 
Whenever there's anything at all noticeable out in the wilds, the Turks notice. And when SOLDIER First Class takes a leave of absence, it's noticeable.
When it's Sephiroth, it's a potential disaster - PR, or otherwise. And the fact that he cited Shinra Medical Research Department as his reason….
Sephiroth doesn't take time off. He gets it assigned in the form of downtime, which he then uses to train, but he never requests it. He never takes any form of sick leave either - he doesn't get sick. And he rarely, if ever, cites the Medical Research Department in any way in written form.
The man has a… notably awkward relationship with the department, what with it being run by his father. Who is, by all accounts, one of the most abusing and manipulative men in Turk records. Hm.
"First signs of a little rebellion from our Silver General," Reno suggests, lounging casually back on Tseng's office couch. "Or the first cracks in the ice?"
Tseng hums, leafing through Sephiroth's file. It's a lengthy one - even the unclassified folder is thicker than any other SOLDIERs - but has remarkably little about Sephiroth's psychology. It was considered a non-issue, because Sephiroth was classified more as company property, rather than as an employee. Employees need to be managed - property is used or stored.
It makes it difficult to estimate, or even guesstimate his potential reaction - or the eventual fallout.
"They accidentally killed him with an injection," Rude comments, sitting across from Reno. "It's reasonable cause."
"Reasonable cause to lose his shit and go crazy sword killer on us all," Reno says, crossing one leg over the other. "Like that guy, what's his face - went whacko on a mission and slaughtered his whole squad in Wutai."
"No such incident occurred," Tseng says, inflectionless.
"Yes, yes, and that particular jungle burned down to the ground completely by coincidence," Reno snorts. "Just saying - that guy went through only a fraction of what Sephiroth's gone through. If the Elite among Elite is cracking, I'd like to know what happened the last time SOLDIER lost their marbles. You know, for reference."
Though a fair point, it's not a good point of reference for Sephiroth though - Sephiroth is on a whole different level of dangerous.
Lowering the folder, Tseng rests his elbows on his desk and steeples his hands. "SOLDIER look after their own," he comments, more to himself than to his underlings.
"And thank fuck for that," Reno agrees heartily. "But again, it's Sephiroth."
In previous cases of SOLDIER showing especial signs of stress, they were taken care of by other SOLDIERs. They even did a decent enough job covering up the usual issues that plagued SOLDIERs thanks to Mako injections - the side effects of memory loss were something of an open secret, but as long as it didn't affect SOLDIER effectiveness, it was being overlooked.
Usually Turks could trust SOLDIER to clean up their own messes… but sometimes a jungle had to burn. Tseng didn't really want to go poking around SOLDIER, but…
Sephiroth is more than a potential incident with massive casualties they might need to take care of. He's the face of Wutai War - and the company's second most valuable asset, right after Mako extraction technology itself. An incident simply isn't permissible, when Sephiroth is concerned. However… it might not be preventable, either.
Sephiroth is the only member of Shinra military that cannot be swept under the rug if he becomes an issue. Nor is there much anything they can do to control the man. Sephiroth answers to Lazard and through him to Heidegger… but he's owned by Hojo. And Hojo barely answers to the president.
How troublesome.
"I want a full, detailed accounting of everything Sephiroth has done post-op, and everything he will do going forward, until we can safely classify him as no longer a concern," he decides. It's barely an effort to maintain control, he knows, but there's not much else that can go, with a VIP target like this.
Hopefully being watched would make the man exercise self-control - rather than make him feel controlled and all the more stressed. 
"And if he loses it and starts slicing and dicing everything that moves?" Reno asks. "Because, no offence, boss, you don't pay me near enough to get in the way of that." Rude hums in agreement.
"I pay you enough to make sure no one important does either," Tseng says, giving him a look. "Distract, divert and minimise loss of valuable company assets. Which includes Sephiroth himself."
"What fun that will be," Reno decides and rolls to his feet with all the grace of an alleyway cat. "Alright. Off I go to poke my nose where it doesn't belong."
Rude hums and stands up, pushing his glasses higher up on his nose. "What's the operating procedure concerning information leakage? Sephiroth is a public figure."
"Standard OP. Suppress anything that might bring trouble to the company," Tseng says and leans back. "Nothing has changed, for now, so let's concentrate on getting Sephiroth quickly and smoothly back to Wutai." Where any incidents would be much easier to suppress.
"Here's hoping our famous Elite First won't make that impossible," Reno says. "Like, by very publicly going Tonberry on someone's ass."
Tseng sighs. "Reno…"
"I'm going, I'm going," Reno cackles. "Coming, Rude?"
"Mn," Rude hums and nods to Tseng. "Sir."
Tseng waits until they're out of the office before leaning back with a sigh.
The SOLDIER program has made one hell of a difference for Shinra, both in military power and in terms of publicity. Now if only Medical Research stopped treating them like disposable lab rats… 
Running a hand down his face, Tseng shakes his head. Not his department. With that thought he turns to his computer and on to what is his department - and begins writing a report on what it would take to neutralise Sephiroth, if it ever became necessary. 
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No personal privacy in this company. SY would really like for people to stop being concerned about him now, please and thank you.
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crownmemes · 5 months
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Questioning Sentences, Vol. 9
(Questioning sentences from various sources to ask all kinds of muses. Adjust phrasing where needed)
"How many people's nightmares come true?"
"Does that get your juices flowing?"
"What are you insinuating?"
"Why? What are you afraid of?"
"Are you saying that my house is sad?"
"Why am I even talking to you?"
"How many people have you killed?"
"Are you always this sweet?"
"Tell me, how do you do this? Why do you do this?"
"Do you have any idea what you've been through?"
"Do you just like to watch, or would you like to join me?"
"Are you monitoring my life? Bugging my phone?"
"Have you considered that something else might be going on here?"
"You know everything that goes on around here, don't you?"
"What is this? Another one of your whacko conspiracy theories?"
"Most people believe they're on the side of angels, but are they?"
"Is that supposed to make me feel better?"
"What the hell are you doing? Why can't you stay out of this?"
"What does that tell you? That I'm crazy, or that I'm right?"
"This has been going on for almost a week. You want to talk about it?"
"Well, aren't you going to invite me in?"
"Do you know what it's like not to be able to trust your own eyes?"
"How does it feel to be the luckiest man in the universe?"
"How can a frog tell a swan that he loves her?"
"Is it me, or is this becoming an odd conversation?"
"How do you know my name?"
"You spent all of five minutes with them. How do you know that?"
"How do you kill something that won't die?"
"Late for a secret meeting?"
"Haven't you ever used someone for commercial gain?"
"Are you overcome by the impulse to make everyone believe you?"
"Have I pissed you off in a way that's more than normal?"
"You want to make that honeymoon video now?"
"When was the last time anyone touched you with affection?"
"You've always said that you want to believe, but believe in what?"
"I'm not your friend. What gave you that idea?"
"You've won. What more could you possibly hope to do or to find?"
"I'm delusional? Did you just hear yourself?"
"You're not very observant, are you?"
"You want to see me snap?"
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cookeclivia · 3 months
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do you know what i love the most about not having to spend the holidays at home? it's being spared the agony of having my mother shout at me for using the wrong colander for when i’m draining the potatoes for the roasties. or complaining about the fact of the brussels sprouts are undercooked. i mean no one really cares about the brussels sprouts anyways, they are absolutely vile. does anyone else's mother turn into a complete whacko pre christmas dinner? don’t get me wrong, i love my mother more than anything in this world. but it’s absolutely hilarious to see the stress that unfolds slowly and then rapidly. however, if i would tell her that she’s absolutely absurdly stressed, she would straight up deny it. some days i truly hope i do not turn in to her when i get older. although, some would probably argue i'm already halfway there. — and seeing as i have my birthday between christmas and new year’s, i can only imagine what she was like before she gave birth to me. it’s the first time in years i don’t celebrate my birthday at home so if anyone wants drinks tomorrow they’re all on me as it is my 30th and i demand that each and everyone of you celebrate with me. | @hillsfmsstarters
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Since now we know how the Kiwi is when on the green, how are her brothers when they're greened out as well?
Jack's a bit of a mess on pot. I don't think he likes it very much. He's mellow on like 2-3 hits. But after that, then he's one of those jittery, starving potheads that's shaking down the nearest service stand for like 10 Chiko rolls, and between him and Zee, they clean out the damn kitchen. He gets greened out pretty easily and runs for the fucken hills when startled. Kind of prone to bad highs but in that really easily upset kind of way rather than the paranoid-might-induce-schizophrenia-type. Also the least chill person on weed.
Alfred is fine when he smokes. He unwinds, eats a lot, and stares up at the stars like he's seeing them for the first time. He plays a lot of cozy video games and watches stoner comedies if he does it at home. Gets pretty cuddly. It's really a relaxing thing for him to do on the balcony. When he does edibles, spots or any other types, he's impatient, goes and does way too much and becomes a paranoid whacko who just starts talking about how aliens are real, the government put something into the water to make the frogs gay and then starts crying on Matt its not his fault he's bi since he's just a tadpole being biochemically manipulated. Despite also being bi as the day is long. He is no longer allowed to do dabs or eat more than one brownie.
Matt... Matt is a fucken pro at this, and he's one of those people who tries fucking everything. He's downing six shatter bars and experiencing his first serotonin in six weeks. He's doing dabs just to sleep sometimes. He's hot-boxing Northern Light. He's got the cannabinoids, terpenes and flavonoid ratios of every subspecies of weed known to man memorized. He's boofed it, dabbed it, spotted it, done every bong known to man. He's got one of those like sci-fi-looking gravity bongs in the back room somewhere. And as a result, his highs have a pretty broad spectrum between giggly happy lad who is perfectly functional to so fucking baked he's actually enjoying his life too crying about how he's sorry he's so sucky. And then there's like 'such a resolute mess of a stoner he's been absolutely ripped for three weeks in a row and hasn't even noticed he's got bong cough so bad its probably pneumonia' kind of high.
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Gomz, I'm sorry as a fellow CNY celebrator I'm in desperate need of your cutie tang yuan tutorial 😭 (no pressure at all of course but yours is stinking cute and I can't handle it)
What’s up gaymers, it’s Chef Gomz speaking! Here’s how to make tang yuan(herein refer to as dough balls)
The base usually is made up of either one or two kinds of flour:
glutinous rice flour (tepung gandum, 面粉)
rice flour (tepung beras, 粘米粉)
Some people just use glutinous rice flour, which makes the tang yuan less QQ(spongy), for me though i like to add rice flour to the mix, a ratio of 3 glutinous rice flour to 1 rice flour is good (sometimes 2:1 is okay too, i dont measure accurately, just wing it PFT)
Your set up should include one big bowl for the main flour mixture, another bowl of warm water, and a few plates(to put the balls)
Mix in warm water into the flour mixture until you can form a rollable dough thingy, they should have the consistency of play dough
From there you can separate the white dough into several smaller dough and then add food coloring, i suggest using dry or gel ones, if u only have liquid one just bear in mind the inks are going to add dampness into the dough(if the dough mixture is too wet, add more glutinous rice flour), and also the inks are going to stick on your hands LOL
When you make the dough, it will eventually dry up, so to prevent this you can take a cloth/wet hankerchief to put it over the bowl to cover it, you can also use plastic sheet to cover the rolled dough balls
If the dough balls turned dry, you can dab it with water using your fingertips(thats why the setup has a bowl of warm water)
Once you finish making the dough balls, boil a pot of hot water/broth of your liking, then drop the dough balls into the pot. You’ll know the balls are ready when they float up.
Tips:
1. Some tang yuan i found online!
The first one with the red marble is just mixing white and red dough together its super simple
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2. If you dont want to make individual dough eyes/nose/mouth as faces, you can use red food coloring instead. Take a toothpick, dab it on red food coloring and then paint it on the dough balls, example showed with this sad pompompurin:
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3. Some recipes adds unsalted butter or oil into the dough mixture to prevent dryness and give the final tang yuan a shine on the surface, personally ive only tried it once with butter and it definitely works! But i dont do it cuz its just for bling purposes haha, I used about 3 tbsp of butter for a rough 150g of main flour
4. If you find it hard to remove the dough balls off the plate to boil it, you can put the dough balls on baking paper (one year we put it on A4 paper cuz we ran out…it works LMAO)
5. The soup/broth we usually drink is just simple ginger soup with brown sugar. If you want the soup to be sweeter, you can add red dates or longan(can bought ones are good enough). If you want the soup to smell good, we add pandan leaves too, tie the pandan leaves in knot and dump it into the pot to boil it.
I think that’s about it :3 give it a try and lmk how it turns out! I will apologize if the recipe comes out whacko lol cuz i dont measure the flours, i go by vibes PFTT (asian amiright)
Summary:
Glutinous rice flour, rice flour (ratio of 3:1 or 2:1), water
Optional:
Food colouring, butter/oil, pandan leaves, brown sugar, ginger
Have fun!!
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bloody-writing · 8 months
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If Ghostprowler & Ghostflower met, what would their interactions be like?
*EXPLOSION EFFECT*
no but seriously,, we already know what happens if the two Miles meet 😬😬,, but let’s just say things turned out differently from the movie,,
Earth-42 Miles and Gwen are suspicious at heart,, life’s tough around these parts already so our Miles and Gwen coming along just adds to it,, imagine you stumble into someone who looked exactly like you,, pretty freaky
Earth-42 Miles — or Gonzalo let’s call him that to differentiate the two — doesn’t want to get involved but his Gwen (who doesn’t have Venom yet) is curious by nature,, so what does he do ?? he gets involved,,
plus whatever this Multiverse is, he and Gwen needs to be prepared for it,, what if some whacko ends up in their universe and tried fucking it up ?? nah, not on his watch,,
our Miles and Gwen are obviously uncomfortable,, they aren’t official yet and being faced with a version of them all lovey-dovey can be a little much,, but the longing for what their counterparts have would’ve been sad if it weren’t so funny 😂😂
they’re obviously into each other and it shows,, and it’s a little weird to give your alternate universe self relationship advice on how to rizz up the alternate universe version of your partner,, pffftttt—
surprisingly they all get along once the air is cleared and that our Miles and Gwen aren’t here to hurt or replace anybody,,
double dates,, the Gwens are really interested in knowing each other and how different their universes truly is,, while the Miles’ are trying to keep their conversation light because y’know,, all the “my dad’s dead and yours is not” and stuff like that,, yeah very sensitive subjects all around,, they share a love for art though,, so it’s mostly centered around that,,
the air changes when Earth-42 Gwen gets interested in our Miles and vice versa,, our Gwen and Gonzalo have a lot of insecurities and the harshness of the world hadn’t consumed their partners yet,, they see what they could’ve been in their counterparts if not for how things turned out for them,,
so they get a little jealous about it,,, Gonzalo’s more verbal of course while Gwen’s more physical,,,
not to say Earth-42 Gwen and our Miles didn’t get jealous and got insecure themselves when our Gwen and Gonzalo start getting along,, they’re just so cool and they’re just kinda… ordinary in comparison,,,
everything was alright because in the end,, they’re stupidly in love with their partners and wouldn’t want anyone else,, even if the said person looked exactly like them,,,
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sanemisstalker · 8 months
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Could you maybe delve more into Sanemi’s kinks, if you’re feeling up to it 👀
Baby, i wont deny. He makes me fucking whacko. Fucking. whacko. I will never not feel up to doing him.
CW / The content warnings are the labels.
Pet Play (Dog, Recieving)- @/akaza-chaos and I have had day long conversations about this fucking topic-
On every forefront, truly every forefront, I think Sanemi enjoys pet play. Collared, caged, marking, barking, breeding. He likes head pats, being called a good boy, pampering/grooming, he likes to be called a mutt, wear a tail plug and the stupid fucking ears.
He. Is. A. Dog. Nothing will put this bitch in subspace faster than a well timed pat on the head and a loving 'Good Boy'
Leash him, walk him around nude. Tell him he has to pee outside because 'that's how all let's do'. He is your personal use mutt. He loves to rut against things, especially your leg, truly delusional about going into heat.
He cums like a dog, too. Only knotting you in theory but needing to stay inside, begging his seed to take. He's an animal, his one responsibility to reproduce.
I think it's a safe space for him. A loosened collar compared to the one of his everyday life. Not that He'd ever be able to articulate or even grasp such a thing.
Nipple Piercings-
This is self indulgent, but I think He'd be kind of fascinated by the willingness for pain. Constantly asking to see them. Maybe rub them (you can totally talk him into getting his pierced.)
He just thinks they're neat. Maybe a little stupid, but neat.
Overstimulation-
Sanemi loves how it feels to be fucked blind. The blood rushing from that heavy head to his eager cock. I think he cums hard and a lot, and I think his recovery is all the stronger-
Which is why he seeks out rapid and repetitive stimulation- He needs to get it all out. He's got so much to think about, you just have to fuck it out of him! Obviously.
He imagining tying a small vibe to his tip and riding him so he turns into your own personal dildo. He's going in and out of your needy hole, doing his best to stay up but he's cum for the umpteenth time now and he's actually blacking out- his balls feel like they burn-
Mmmmmmm
Forced Bisexuality- dub-con (obviously)
I had a very long, grouped set of paragraphs for this, but I felt like I could get my idea down shorter.
I think Sanemi doesn't have a wandering eye, I think he has a wondering one. A natural inclination for sexual curiosity. Sexual curiosity he would not be willing to partake in unless pushed by his lover's whims.
Would he want it? Undeniably. I think, through various Sanemi like stubborn, uncommunicated circumstances, you would easily grasp his subtle asks.
He might look off put, and might even be a little bitey about the whole subject, but it is undeniable that he loves the sensation of a cock battering his prostate while a pussy contracts around him.
He loves how it feels to be made limp in a girl, while a bigger, stronger man abuses his backside, egging him on to fuck her- fuck her while he uses him, go on and try. And he does, because he's Sanemi, and he'll never not try, but the bastard is just fucking using him, and it's so hard to move his hips to please the girl beneath him-
He'd do his best to not collapse on her- Whispering praises in her ear because the only thing moving his hips is the beating from the other man's. That stimulation from both ends must be something else.
Degradation-
I think Sanemi will take any insult you throw at him in bed. Be it in a teasing, domineering way, or a brattish 'you're really going to let me talk to you like that?' I think Sanemi is perfectly capable of taking care of himself in both situations, and coming out with his own little sense of victory.
He's not prone to praising, this one just feels better. Makes him think less.
Favourite names include: Dog, Mutt, Anything that implies he's inhuman in an animal kind of way, slut, Cum dump.
Likes to be told he is practically an animal- He fucks like breeding stock, like a rabbit- fast and hard, and if you point it out it'll make him go faster and harder. He loves the idea that he's so clouded by you, that you're appeal is just enough to make him snap and go feral.
Tell him he's acting like a bitch in heat, it might just break him.
Free use (Recieving)-
I have an ask about this brewing in my inbox, and baby when I get to it it you all are going to be ill.
It's only a fantasy, he reasons. Never something He'd actually be able to or even prone to do-
He can take load after load, though, and be good to go til the end of the night. Everyone that comes in to use him is complimenting his body, so interested in his abs that he works so hard on, only to use him like he's a dildo/fleshlight and then leave him heaving on the ground, his own cum splattered up to his tits.
He's tied up and muzzled so he won't bite- only allowed to remove the jaw cage to give head with fervent, almost dehydrated need.
A couple of stray 'what a well trained man's would get him through the night with a smile on his cum covered face.
Femdom-
:D
I think Sanemi has a very special subspace he's able to be in. For such a gruff and imposing man, he is certainly subservient sexually. Willing to do just about anything and just about everything for his sexual dominant. Especially if it's a woman.
Sanemi is in need of a gentle dominant primarily. Rough and hard comes when he just won't break on an idea and has to be reminded that it's not his place to think about such awful self reflections. He is master's dog, after all.
That dog thing doesn't just extend to pet Play. I think Sanemi is genuinely dog like in his approach to people. Like a really fucked up, rabies infected dog- You have to approach him tentatively, and then commit to active training.
Sanemi loves being trained- loves being put through the physical ringer to impress- loves being denied, being told what to say, why he should say it- Loves being guided, being cared for and pampered- even if he'd sooner take a sword to the gut than admit this publicly.
He is a wonderful submissive, a five-star one in fact. You just have to break that little self-hate habit (and maybe house train him) and he'll be just fine.
Public-
He really gets a thrill out of doing it in front of others. He moreso likes to dominate in these moments, be a good, praised fuck delivering pleasure to some other exhibitionist while people jeered and clapped.
Maybe it's the crowd, and his ego, but Sanemi's dick is big, and he's a stellar lay. He'll never not want to hear these things, and making someone scream that out infront of others? Reminding everyone in the room of who the biggest and the baddest, the best and finest is?
He's so thankful he can control his orgasms, because if he couldn't, he'd be incapable of keeping up.
Anal (Giving/Recieving)-
I think Sanemi has a bigger prostate than most other AMAB's, and it leads him to enjoy anal more.
As for why he likes dominating with anal, it's because he likes toying with your dick/cunt to see how it makes your ass clench around him. Cowgirl Anal? He insists you hold a vibe so he can feel you quiver around him- Missionary Anal? Some of his fingers are buried in your hole/ circling your tip.
He loves, loves fucking cum into your ass. It makes him feel raunchy- and dirty. Likes he's properly claimed you in every hole. When it drips out, he pushes it back in, fingering your already abused gape.
Loves to see you gape, too. Honestly think he prefers giving anal to receiving it just so he can see that slutty gape when he pulls out. He can go so so fucking deep
Pegging-
Same reason he likes anal and femdom- He likes being put in his place lol.
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punsmaster69 · 2 months
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15/JAN/20XX
"You've got to try harder than 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵, darling."
"AGH. I'm tryinggg!!"
frisk whined and tensed their shoulders in focus.
"I wouldn't be sucking so bad if my teammate wasn't doing NOTHING!!"
i received a sideways headbutt that didn't require them to drop their controller to do.
"for someone doing the work of two, you're holding up well, kiddo."
"I don't want to be doing two people's work!"
"Sans, I know you wanna let Papyrus win and all, but this is buttface behavior."
"MAYBE WE SHOULD JUST SWITCH TO CO-OP."
"go ahead. i'm gettin' something to eat."
"Me too!"
"alright."
papyrus and mettaton switched to two player mode, and frisk followed me to the kitchen.
"what sounds good?"
"I dunno. What've you got?"
they opened the fridge. container after container of spaghetti, some orange juice, door condiments, a jug of milk, and a mostly empty chip bag of mine. there's a note in papyrus' handwriting to go shopping soon.
tugging the freezer door open, i raised a bag of frozen pizza rolls to frisk.
"we'll have to wait for the oven, but-"
"Not necessarily."
they tilted their head in gesture to the microwave.
"....."
"i like your thinking, kid."
——
"Don't."
"what's stopping me?"
"I am. Don't do it."
'it' being ketchup on pizza rolls.
"EUUGUGH."
"..."
"Give me one."
"ok."
"NO. THAT'S AWFUL."
"I'm trying ranch."
"gimmie one."
"THAT- actually, it isn't the worst."
"here, mustard."
"...eeeh."
"I agree. 'Eh' is about right."
"mayonnaise?"
".....No.."
"I won't try that one."
"fair enough."
"SANS, STOP INDOCTRINATING FRISK INTO EATING TERRIBLE THINGS."
"Yeah, stop that."
"whoops."
"Chocolate sauce would be bad, right?"
"oh, abhorrent."
"i'll try."
"PAAHAH- YOUR EYE WENT DARK-"
"noit'sgoodyoushouldtryit,"
"That is NOT convincing."
but convincing enough, apparently.
they gagged.
"YOU'RE GOING TO POISON THE HUMAN, SANS."
"alright, alright. i think that's enough pizza roll ruining."
"......."
"Peanut butter. You won't."
"five bucks. do jelly."
(combined faces of disgust, and a loss of five dollars.)
——
finally sitting down, we shared a bowl of pizza rolls like a popcorn bucket as we watched mettaton and papyrus play.
"I'm surprised you didn't ruin your appetites with terrible combos."
mettaton leaned against papyrus as he played. papyrus suddenly started losing.
"you underestimate my ability to eat like trash."
"Not yours particularly. Mostly Frisk."
"teenager stomach."
"Could probably eat rocks and be fine."
frisk nodded confidently.
"I FEEL LIKE YOU MEAN THAT MORE LITERALLY THAN YOU SHOULD."
"you're gonna talk about eating rocks right in front of our pet rock?"
i dramatically shook my head in pretend disappointment.
they leaned in close and whispered to me.
"(I'll eat that one too.)"
"gasp."
"maniac."
"see? you're even giggling like one."
"this kid's a whacko."
they laughed harder. it was weirdly contagious.
"what a nutjob."
"You're my favorite short bonehead."
"and you're my favorite human."
"WHAT A COINCIDENCE! FRISK IS ALSO MY FAVORITE HUMAN!!"
"By default or not, I do agree. I don't know of any other humans who could parallel my own fabulousness."
"Awww."
"......."
"Sans, can you stop taking all the pizza rolls though?"
"snooze you lose."
"I can't believe you would treat your favorite human so harshly..."
"gotta show a little tough love sometimes."
"can't have you getting soft."
"That's just your excuse for being a poopy head."
"maybe it is."
i messed up their hair with my hand.
"You're gonna get pizza roll crumbs in my hair!"
"it'd be a fashion statement."
"Meanie."
"goober."
"DO ALL OF YOUR CONVERSATIONS DEVOLVE INTO MILD INSULTS..??"
"I can think of another person he does this with that's not Frisk."
"WHO ELSE AND WHY???"
"everyone gets the same treatment."
"It's the Sans experience."
you hear that? i'm an 𝘦𝘹𝘱𝘦𝘳𝘪𝘦𝘯𝘤𝘦.
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crazycatsiren · 1 year
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Also? People such as Crowley, Gardner, Valiente, what's even the big deal. A bunch of white westerners who preached to other white westerners and influenced more white westerners down the line. No more and no less.
As a witch of color, who are they but the names of a few whackos.
They and theirs would never have liked me and mine anyway.
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