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stillpanicking · 2 months
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Lancer knew he'd be needing to break out that bottle when Constantine knocked on his door. Just the thought has him craving that 500 year old bottle he's been saving since his youth. The headaches, the betrayal and all the chaos.
Moby Dick...
He'd still help the man in his time of need. After all, that is his little brother.
"Absolutely not. I will not help you on you're endeavor."
"Come on, brother. I need to get as much information on this, Invis-o-bill."
"Prejudice and Pride! That is the last individual you ever want to investigate. Tell those *super friends* of yours to leave him be."
Constantine raised an eyebrow, a smirk playing on his lips. "You know him personally?"
"I would assume so. He's my god-son. By the grapes of wrath. If anything were to happen to him, I will personally collect all those soul contracts you made and give it all to him."
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DP X DC prompt: ~It's April 27~
Happy Death Day, Jason! or 
How to Get a Medical Certificate of Death for employment.
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Jason: Replacement,where’s my death certificate? In Infinite Realms they require it when applying for a job.
Tim: We..We burned it.
Jason: What the hell?!
Tim: Well, you broke your tombstone and it hurts to think about..so, you know, we thought you wouldn’t be happy to see it.
Jason: And what do you offer me now? I will not lie down again on the autopsy!
Tim: Well, actually..
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Jason: Hey, Bruce, did you know that your close relatives might refuse traditional autopsy? *condemningly pointing to his autopsy scar*
Dick: It’s only possible if death was nonviolent, Little Wing. We’re sorry.
Jason: I don’t care! Call whoever you want but I need directions to virtopsia in an hour.
~~Meanwhile, Fenton Works~~
People may ignore the similarities between Fenton and Phantom but what about instrumental diagnostics?
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~~In an hour, near the morgue~~
Danny: Where are my forensic results?
Doctor: Mr Fenton, your C.T.’s not ready yet, so wait outside.
Danny: I’m already dead! Should be afraid of too much ionization? All my molecules already got all rearranged.
Jason: Hey! It's my turn!
Danny: Sorry. the Ancients send me second time for expertise, damn bureaucrats.
Jason: Are you getting a job too?
Danny: Not by choice but by fate, unfortunately. What position are you applying for?
Jason: Royal Knight.
Danny: Ambitious. But you don’t look like a guy in armor or with a sword.
Jason: Kid, my guns will replace any weapon. Ask anyone in Crime Alley. What about you?
Danny: Well, take that piece of paper and don’t bring me your resume, you’re hired. Let me introduse myself. New King, Phantom. Don’t be late, work day starts at 7 a.m. I like black coffee, no sugar.
Jason: I’m not your secretary, asshole.
Danny: See you later.
~~the next morning.the dining room of Casper High~~
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Red Hood: Your coffee, Your Majesty.*smiles*.
Danny: Did you spit in there? *drinks some*, *senses 15 spoons of sugar in 300 milliliters of drink*.
Danny: Ha! Reverse psychology works great. Jazz is right! *drinks it all in one gulp*
Red Hood: M-monster! Disgusting! On a level with Tim, I swear!
Danny: Why is it official? Just call me Danny. And who is Tim?  
Jason: ..I’m not letting you people without taste buds meet, ever.
Danny: Too bad, it seems we have a lot in common.
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satoshy12 · 11 months
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Allspeak Danny + Dc
Danny has acquired Omnilingualism/All-Tongue/Allspeak.  He could speak any language fluently, which helped him in school, even if he changed languages while speaking a few times.
Mr Lancer cried in joy as Danny spoke fluently in Latin, French and Spanish.
So, while attending a space convention, he overheard a girl complaining about it to her sister about how awful the event was.
His desire to listen to what the Guide had to say was so strong that he couldn't stop himself and asked them to be quiet.
It didn't occur to Danny that he spoke Kryptonian to the girls. The mother language of the girls, who were the super heroines Supergirl and Powergirl.
Danny then listened and followed the tour guide, ignoring the two girls completely. Who were totally shocked. 
He then used his powers and was gone after the convention closed.
Leaving behind Supergirl and Powergirl, who really wanted to talk to him.
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dashing-through-ecto · 7 months
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To be continued...
This comic ia a companion piece for @the-fenton-anticreep-stick 's genius fanfic:
Hold My Dying Breath
Also check out this amazing art that @mysteryhat21art made for this fanfic!
All the love and hugs to @invisobang and their beautiful mods for making this event possible. This is my second time participating and i can honestly say that IB has grown to be my favorite event in the phandom. I've met so many inspiring and amazing people because of IB and I will continue to participate for many years to come.
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nerdpoe · 1 year
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fucking shit here's another one
danny is heir apparent to the realms, and while he cannot be summoned as he has not been crowned yet, he can still receive gifts.
bear with me
as he is heir apparent, his will is mirrored by the infinite realms. so in the middle of English class, as he's staring at Mr. Lancer, his deep, resonating thought is
"Fuck man I don't get any of this, I need like, a really good English tutor."
meanwhile, in the batcave, constantine goes fucking rigid and stares at Red Hood, who he just knows that the High King wants for some reason or the other.
"Hood, were you aware that the High King of the Infinite Realms wants you handed to him on a silver platter?"
"What."
meanwhile all over the world English professors and teachers and straight A students are going missing and turning up in Amity of all places.
cultists are confused because like, normally the King of Death wants cheeseburgers and frenchfries, but now it wants people? weird but alright, they'll send over people they guess.
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lurking96 · 6 months
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They are built different
Sure not everyone in Amity Park has ghostly powers or access to almost alien like technology. But living there. Dealing with the supernatural on the regular and having small amounts of ectoplasm in the water source made them sturdier. People dont bruise as often. They can take slightly harder hits or simply their responses to danger might not be as normal.
So while it leaves some in Gotham quite confused the class of Casper High sees it as rather normal when their teacher knocks out some weird clown with his copy of Pride and Prejudice before calling the police.
And if not for the teacher some students seemed ready to deal with that one.
Red Hood demanded the Video.
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what if mr lancer adopted little baby man
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daily-dose-of-danno · 10 months
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Do you have any Danno’s with weird or exaggerated expressions? Or just your favorite Danno face expressions.
No, get out of my inbox, Raders 🙄🙄
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Season 1, Episode 15 - Public Enemies
This episode is an expressive Danno goldmine
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tanglepelt · 10 months
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Dc x dp short idea 64
The situation in amity is revealed because of Mr.Lancer.
After the ghost hospital situation, the beauty plangent kidnapping, and the time while he took the students on a camping trip he’s had enough.
Mr. Lancer reports his concerns to the justice league hotline.
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Dumbest thing Danny’s ever done while sleep deprived
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Showed up at Mr Lancer’s house and tried to fistfight him unprovoked.
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tsubaki94 · 6 months
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Ectober 12
Repression
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miracle-fandom · 1 year
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Look, maybe I am not looking in the right places, but can we talk about how shady the Fenton's "parenting style" must look to everyone else in Amity? Maybe not cannonically, but the fandom really needs to start thinking about it.
We should talk about how easily it is to confuse vigilantism with abuse.
I want Danny with unexplained bruises every other day and the A listers assuming the worst.
I want Mr Lancer seeing Danny start struggling with school for, apparently, no reason and see him sleep on class and realize those are signs of abuse.
I want people to see how protective Sam and Tucker are and realize there's something they are protecting him from.
I need Valerie to see Danny run off at any sign of ghosts and suddenly "oh Fenton doesn't look scared of ghosts" and it clicks in her mind that maybe he's running from his parents.
I want people to see Danny do uncanny things, or have too much pain tolerance, or brush off whatever Dash came up with today and think "huh, that doesn't sound right"
I want the metaphor for child abuse in the show to become a little bit more real in the narrative. Is that too much to ask? I want them hearing the horror stories of the Fenton's cooking and start putting together that "oh, maybe they don't actually... mind experimenting on themselves" and who's to say the same fate didn't happen to Danny or Jazz?
Who's to say where evil scientists stops and child endangerment starts? And if suddenly, Amity Park has started to make Danny's life a little bit easier by making the Fenton's life harder, well, correlation and causation are one hell of a drug.
[ Check reblogs ]
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chasingrabbits-art · 6 months
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Hurray, it’s finally done and it's super fucking ugly! /lh
I have no idea why it came out this bad but I swear that next updates won't be this ugly ever again LOL
I'll probably get around to redrawing it later, I can help but feel guilty about subjecting you guys to this mess 💀
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spacedace · 1 year
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I don't know if this idea has been brought up before but:
Dp x dc writing prompt where Mr. Lancer is Jason Todd's false identity while going on a long term under cover mission. He's completely disguised himself and let's his literary nerd flag fly as the English teacher/vice principal of the local high school for his investigation (investigating the mad scientist supervillains in the making Jack & Maddie perhaps?).
The mission rapidly goes off the rails as ghosts start showing up to cause chaos and he realizes one of his students is actually the new out of his depths hero Phantom.
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night-wilf · 1 year
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Writing prompt 64:
Lancer is overjoyed to finally leave the ghost infested town, teaching at a small rural highschool needing better teachers. The super heroes and Justice League nothing to him as he settles into a new routine.
It doesn't even register to him he's teaching the kryptonite family in the small town.
Clark manages to finally meet him after a few weeks and finds out the hard way his 'fill the gaps' trick doesn't work. Seemingly blocked by the man's mind somehow.
His strange appearance dismissed with a wave of the hand and "Mr Kent please stop trying to influence how I perceive you. I can assure I have seen worse with my previous students."
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underforeversgrace · 3 months
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I have discovered a travesty of the highest order.
We all know and love Lost Time and Badger Cereal, where Danny gets some gosh damn help.
But what about Mr. Lancer??? Where's the name for that platonic mentor/mentee relationship??? I cannot find one???
I hereby declare it to be called...
DEAD LANGUAGE
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