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[5ecardaday]

Artifact Rumble– The Brothers’ War

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Some older content, this released about 2 weeks ago for my supporters, but I try not to make my newest stuff public until I’ve got new content ready to share there. This was the result of my monthly Artifact Rumble poll, a themed poll for magic items and constructs; sometimes it’s Magic: the Gathering based, but I also regularly do magic items inspired by things like DMC, GoW, Fable, Elder Scrolls, and more.

[oops-prow-did-it-again]

didn't we leave off in Innistrad with Sorin still missing his grandfather bc Olivia charm-married him or something. I'm just saying the fact Sorin was offhandedly mentioned in Brother's War was funny bc how did that conversation go?

Sorin: what do you want

Jace: phyrexians are back. we could really use your-

Sorin: Phyrexians are wh-?! damn it all I can't. busy

Jace: .....busy. busy how

Sorin: bitch stole my grandfather

Jace: (remembering what the rest ofthe gatewatch told him about that) oh. that

Sorin: YES THAT. Now I'll prepare Innistrad in case of a potential influx of Phyrexians... gods damn it all can NOTHING go right in recent years?!

Jace:

Jace: so do you know where nahiri is or-

[lammergeier-spitfire]

Wait wait wait wait wait

Get the fuck back here Wizards, someone explain to my why the Fomori, a race of giant, antlered barbarians from a completely different plane are mentioned and present in Ixalan’s history

[googlyeyesonmagiccards]

Squee the Immortal?

This guy had the best publicist

[notjahrethh]

mtg at the crib master post.

[incorrect-mtg-theories]

The Brother's War buy a box promo was originally going to be an exclusive Ashnod card, but instead it was changed to something less silly.

Ashnod's Halter Top

Legendary Artifact

Sacrifice half your shirt: add X colorless mana where X is the number of inches you cut off your shirt.

[simicmimic]

Is there anything better than beating someone on Arena after they’ve sent a taunting “Good Game”?

[neon-dynasty]

One more time

MELDED PLANESWALKER

[littjara-compleated-sage]

Set codes that are also words my beloved

💕ONE NEO WOE💕

[affinityforanime]

Today is 3/10. Happy Mar10 Day! Which game is your favorite? Mine is still Super Mario World.

[saicha]

a subreddit but specifically tailored to game store owners complaining about their insane, misogynistic and unwashed regulars

[counter-target-spell]

Urabrask is unironically based and Red Pilled its even in the mana cost

[oops-prow-did-it-again]

I really did get into mtg at the perfect time just to watch literally all my favs die huh lmao

[lammergeier-spitfire]

[dimestoretajic]

pov: opponent plays siege dragon

[clownstho]

I wrote about my dearest Cy and (approximately) how he came to be.

Read it here.