Artifact Rumble– The Brothers’ War
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Some older content, this released about 2 weeks ago for my supporters, but I try not to make my newest stuff public until I’ve got new content ready to share there. This was the result of my monthly Artifact Rumble poll, a themed poll for magic items and constructs; sometimes it’s Magic: the Gathering based, but I also regularly do magic items inspired by things like DMC, GoW, Fable, Elder Scrolls, and more.
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didn't we leave off in Innistrad with Sorin still missing his grandfather bc Olivia charm-married him or something. I'm just saying the fact Sorin was offhandedly mentioned in Brother's War was funny bc how did that conversation go?
Sorin: what do you want
Jace: phyrexians are back. we could really use your-
Sorin: Phyrexians are wh-?! damn it all I can't. busy
Jace: .....busy. busy how
Sorin: bitch stole my grandfather
Jace: (remembering what the rest ofthe gatewatch told him about that) oh. that
Sorin: YES THAT. Now I'll prepare Innistrad in case of a potential influx of Phyrexians... gods damn it all can NOTHING go right in recent years?!
Jace:
Jace: so do you know where nahiri is or-
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Wait wait wait wait wait
Get the fuck back here Wizards, someone explain to my why the Fomori, a race of giant, antlered barbarians from a completely different plane are mentioned and present in Ixalan’s history
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Squee the Immortal?
This guy had the best publicist
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The Brother's War buy a box promo was originally going to be an exclusive Ashnod card, but instead it was changed to something less silly.
Ashnod's Halter Top
Legendary Artifact
Sacrifice half your shirt: add X colorless mana where X is the number of inches you cut off your shirt.
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Is there anything better than beating someone on Arena after they’ve sent a taunting “Good Game”?
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Set codes that are also words my beloved
💕ONE NEO WOE💕
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Today is 3/10. Happy Mar10 Day! Which game is your favorite? Mine is still Super Mario World.
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a subreddit but specifically tailored to game store owners complaining about their insane, misogynistic and unwashed regulars
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Urabrask is unironically based and Red Pilled
its even in the mana cost
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I really did get into mtg at the perfect time just to watch literally all my favs die huh lmao
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pov: opponent plays siege dragon
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I wrote about my dearest Cy and (approximately) how he came to be.
Read it here.
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