#much like the show this was all giggles until i got to e9 tbh then i had. a sincere emotion.

[ithoughtiwasslender]

from shitpost to reality. an ldr song for stede in every episode. enjoy.

e1 “pilot” - ride

my family is here now, at sea / ive been out on that open road, you can be my full-time, daddy, white and gold

e2 “a dammed man” - hope is a dangerous thing for a woman like me to have (but i have it)

you’re dead and im not listening / smiling for miles in pink dresses and high heels on white yachts, but ive been tearing around in my fucking nightgown, 24-7 sylvia plath

e3 “a gentleman pirate” - gods & monsters

please join me in welcoming for his regional debut the brigand of barbados, the cream of the caribbean, the gentleman pirate / in the land of gods and monsters i was an angel looking to get fucked hard, like a groupie incognito posing as a real singer

e4 "discomfort in a married state" - off to the races

an open fire on a wooden vessel surrounded by bits of paper. you're a fucking lunatic, and i like it. / and we're off to the races, places ready, set, the gate is down and now we're goin' in

e5 "the best revenge is dressing well" - national anthem

you're in over your head. these are my people. i'll deal with it. / i'm your national anthem, boy, put your hands up, give me a standing ovation

e6 “the art of fuckery” - yayo

we should cross paths with a dutch merchant ship tomorrow night. i thought we could take it through a bit of fuckery / let me put on a show for you, daddy, let me put on a show

e7 “this is happening” - you can be the boss

i don't know if i agree that a ship can only have one captain / you can be the boss, daddy, you can be the boss

e8 “we gull way back” - music to watch boys to

they’re the furthest thing from my mind. that’s why i’ve got the telescope / oh i see you’re going, so i put on my music watch you leave

e9 “act of grace” - living legend

but you're blackbeard. you can’t be blackbeard without your black beard / and baby all the things you do, and the ways you move, send me straight to heaven, and baby you, you really are my living legend

e10 “whenever you go, there you are” - bel air

to stede bonnet. complicated, hard-headed. really quite irritating at times. and finally free / so i run like i'm mad to heaven's door, i don't wanna be bad, i won't cheat you no more, darling i'm waiting to greet you