#muggle things

[teacup-gathering-itself]

Give me muggleborn students trolling eachother via howlers and voice changers but they accidentally use muggle jokes that the pureblood kids don’t understand (think Nigerian Prince scams) so it spirals out of control.

“I didn’t know your family had ties to nobility? Why didn’t you mention it?”

“Pardon?”

“You’re familiar with African nobility? Enough that they send you howlers? And you didn’t care to mention that?”

“Oh… oh yeah that’s… my bad?”

Queue every muggle raised child realizing this opportunity and making eyes that scream “do NOT fuck this up for all of us” at each other before the gossip network does its work.

Anyways I just wanna see Goncharov level of unity because they absolutely would stick to the bit if someone fell for it.

Professor Snape would die over this silently, while all the pureblood teachers are like “???? Are you well, Severus?”

[uncertainwallflower]

HOW DID I MISS THIS????!!!! 😍😂

11. ❛ if you called just to get off on my voice, i’m hanging up. ❜

With love,

Lily exposed James to the delights of the Muggle Telliephone on Wednesday and by Saturday he had the things mastered.

"Hello. Lily speaking."

His response was gravelly and somewhat hushed: "Oh good, I was worried your sister was going to pick up."

Lily laughed, twisting the cord around her finger and leaning a bony shoulder against the wall. "She's gone out with Vernon. Can I ask who's calling?"

"Voice doesn't give me away? Nor knowing that you have a sister? Goes by the name Petunia? Dating a hideous lump?"

Another laugh. "Afraid not. Pays to be sure you know, any old perv could be calling."

"Are you calling me a perv?"

"Might be."

She heard the brush of clothes as he rearranged his limbs—probably in indignation—then, in a tone that screamed upturned-chin, said: "Fair enough. Go on then, love, tell us what you're wearing."

She snorted at that. "How do you even know how to ask that?"

"Darling, you underestimate me."

A hum. "That much is apparently true."

He was chuckling too but the resonant twang of his voice denoted the underlying motive. "But really, what’re you wearing?"

"James Potter, if you called just to get off on my voice, I’m hanging up." She very nearly did, pulling the handset away from her ear and going to slam it back on the receiver knowing he'd get an earful of plastic and have to pay to call again.

But he cried, voice all crackly through the distance, "Wait, wait!" and her ear was back against the receiver, turning red then white with the pressure as he gravelled: "I can be over in five minutes. Just promise you won't be wearing anything when I get there."

She was quick to warn him off—but her heart wasn't in it—with a lousy, somewhat nasal, "Petunia will be back soon."

She could practically hear his smirk through the phone. "I can be quick."

@jilymicrofics

[coldemergency]

Harry is really bad at naming things, so when he gets three new house elves, who beg Harry to give them names, Harry calls them Snap, Crackle, and Pop. Hermione can’t stop laughing long enough to explain why it’s so funny to Ron who thinks the names are odd but overall alright.

[groupielove21]

Sirius and Remus be like

[winterwells]

Art and Fic by winterwells

Muggle-Born Chapter 24 posted on AO3!

Draco makes good use of Potter’s invisibility cloak :)

[thejeguluslibrarian]

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[glitter-gummy-bears]

Can someone write a Harry Potter fanfic where magic is revealed to muggles and the muggles just don't care? Like, as soon as they realize computers and other tech isn't compatible with magic most people lose interest, much to the bafflement and irritation of wizards.

[lost-confused-brat]

The Harry Potter series follows the journey of a young wizard named Harry Potter as he discovers his magical heritage, attends Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, and faces numerous challenges. Throughout the series, Harry learns about the dark wizard Lord Voldemort, who murdered his parents and seeks to gain power. Alongside his friends Ron Weasley and Hermione Granger, Harry unravels mysteries, battles dark forces, and ultimately confronts Voldemort in a climactic battle between good and evil. The series explores themes of friendship, love, courage, and the triumph of good over evil.

[teacup-gathering-itself]

Muggleborn video game modders making hogwarts packs with inside jokes for each other to enjoy.

Cooking Mama but it’s Severus Snape and he teaches you how to “brew fame, put a stopper to death, bottle luck” and even more nonsensical claims. He doesn’t give outright praise but you’ll see “adequate” or “acceptable” and his face will be less pinched.

Pokémon but it’s Hagrid and he RAMBLES. There’s a second pack that emphasizes his accent.

Minecraft with magic creature mobs and enderman is Quirrel.

Slenderman but it’s Voldemort and you’re in the Forbidden Forest and the rest of the Hogwarts grounds. There is also a pack with McGonagall as slenderman which is somehow infinitely more scary because they spent so much time and effort into her expressions.

FNAF but it’s the prefects/professors and Filch. They randomly change who you get each night.

There’s a Stardew Valley mod pack with all the professors and a secret second pack where they’re all Severus except one of them is actually Snape and the rest are polyjuiced as Snape. You can’t romance anybody unless you expose the fakes.

Plants vs. Zombies but it’s Sprouts greenhouses and the zombies are NEWTS students.

The SIMS packs are the craziest though. No one talks about the SIMS packs, but if you want access, just ask around and someone will get you a link.

[mayh3mmaggi3]

writing prompt

Harry Potter but for the Yule ball, Hogwarts hires four muggle dancers-one for each house- to teach the students how to dance. In return the four muggles got to stay for the entire year, and go to all of the Triwizard events. The problem? All four are theatre kids, and only one of them is actually a dancer. The other three only know the dances they were forced to learn for theatre.

Also, they don’t have a clue about the wizarding world, and just assume that they’re at some fancy boarding school. They’re all American by the way.

“What do they even teach at this school? I’m pretty sure MATH is an optional class here.”

“I don’t know, but like it’s a fancy British boarding school. They must learn something here, right?”

And because they’re theatre kids, obviously they’re going to sing every musical known to man. One of them has sang Hamilton so many times, the students are all convinced that they have some tragic backstory. The others go along with it.

The muggleborns are in on the whole thing, obviously. They declare one of the four ‘king’, split into two groups, and stage various rebellions against the king and their group.

The purebloods have no clue what’s happening.

Cedric Diggory dies:

“Wow, this school is really extra. I’m glad I don’t go here.”

Edit, I’m writing it currently. The four characters are Reece, the dumb non-binary Hufflepuff, Lillian the “token straight” Ravenclaw, Kallysta, the “finger guns” bisexual Slytherin, and Ariana, the hopeless lesbian Gryffindor.

[alisamalfoy]

Playing online games with Draco

Hello!!!

Playing online games with Draco would include:

-since you showed him the online games of muggle world it unbelievably interested him.

-If it is a real life sim game which like sims,avakin life e.t.c he would make avatars which look like both of you and marry them.(in sims).

-If it is a fighting game like pubg,free fire e.t.c or scary games like granny he would like it but when you get scared he would immediately turn off the device and hug you while saying they are not real.Such a cutie :)

-He would love the games very much that sometimes he could be like addicted to it and not hear your voice of calling him.When he doesn't give you attention,as you start ignoring him he would understand his mistake and shower your face with kisses,non stopping apalogies.You can't stand his cuteness and forgive him.He just kisses you more longer :)

my wattpad acc: AlminaMalfoyz <3

[prismolovessideblogs]

FAILING GRADES

TROLL -> F/U, 0

DREADFUL -> 1, 2, G

POOR -> 3, E

PASSING GRADES

ACCEPTABLE -> 4, 5, D, C

EXCEEDS EXPECTATIONS -> 6, 7, B, A

OUTSTANDING -> 8, 9, A*, A**

[winterwells]

Muggle-Born on AO3 chapter 14: Breakfast Revelations

Art and Fic by winterwells

Seeing that the stubborn cat was still refusing to respect Draco's boundaries, he scrunched his nose and quickly pushed the cat away while rolling onto his stomach and then covering his head in preparation for retaliation. After a few seconds and no claws to the face, Draco hesitantly looked up to see the cat simply sitting on the bed – staring. "I guess you're not so bad," said Draco with a smile. "You are kind of cute if I squint," he added while reaching out to pet the cat. But then Crookshanks' hair stood on end as the cat swiped at him with a hiss. Recoiling, Draco narrowed his eyes at the little monster, feeling betrayed.

"I let you sleep on me all fucking night," he huffed and then pushed off the bed. "You're a two-faced son of a –" Hiss. "It's like that then, huh? Sleep with me for your own selfish reasons?" Draco moved away from the bed, glaring at the cat. "And now I know I'm completely barmy because I'm arguing with a fucking cat," he muttered while rubbing his brow.

[hacopotfoy]

Concept: Everything is the same but Draco wears Harry’s oversized hoodies and they start kissing after Voldemorts death

[ourflagmeansgaypirates]

When you realise that the Muggle equivalent of a wizard photo is just in Instagram boomerang. 🤣

[littlewinnow]

Au where the malfoys move away from the manor, scorp goes to preschool (harry + albus r there too??) and they explore the muggle world???