#mullet they/them 😎

[artdunk]

shh little frankie redesign but I gave them a weird lsp face idk lol

[sunkissed-zegras]

𝐨𝐡 𝐝𝐚𝐦𝐧, 𝐧𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫 𝐬𝐞𝐞𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐜𝐨𝐥𝐨𝐫 𝐛𝐥𝐮𝐞, 𝐣𝐮𝐬𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐤 𝐨𝐟 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐟𝐮𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐬 𝐰𝐞 𝐜𝐨𝐮𝐥𝐝 𝐝𝐨 | delicate au, jack hughes

౨ৎ ─ summary | leon gets picked by new jersey devils & a new rumor develops from photos taken at a draft afterparty. libby gets a dm from someone unexpected ;)

─ warnings | playful insults, more libby hating :(, stupid usernames lol i was running out of ideas, rumors idk if theres anything else!

─ ev's notes | im so excited hehehheheeheh, i hope y'all like this as much as i do! yall know how much i love feedback so PLS GIVE ME ANYTHING, im living off crumbs 🙁

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leontf96 | best 2 years of my life this far, don't even know how to begin to thank everyone on this team & the lifelong friends i've made 💛 thank you, michigan #goblue #96 signing out 🫡 april 8th, 2023

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lhughes_06 | not leaving me just yet 🥳

↳ leontf96 UGH the only downside of this

↳ lhughes_06 love u too 🥰

jackhughes | welcome to jersey brother 👀

↳ leontf96 thank you brother 🥹

umichhockey | NOO NOT THE #96 OUT😪

↳ leontf96 i'll always be a wolverine

↳ lhughes_06 okay cheesy🥴

markestapa | legend ✊🏼

↳ leontf96 love ya bro 😤🥹

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↳ leontf96 🤷🏻‍♀️🤷🏻‍♀️

adamfantilli | i'll miss you and ur clammy hands forever 🥲

↳ leontf96 i'll miss ur greasy mullet hair forever 😣

↳ lhughes_06 oh... 😟

↳ adamfantilli its the way we show our love luke u wouldn't get it😭

libbytf | you'll be closer to ur fav sister now!! yipee 💅🏻

↳ leontf96 YAYYAYAYAYAYYA (help me someone) 🤗

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libbytf | proud sister moment!! couldn't have been prouder of my baby brother 🩷 june 30th, 2023

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leontf96 | coolest little brother ever (me) 😎

↳ libbytf okay someone has a big ego 😑

leontf96 | love you 😣

↳ libbytf love ya 💁🏻‍♀️

njdevils | are we gonna get a turner sibling duo?

↳ libbytf i cant skate to save my life so you'll just have to deal with the hughes 😶 love ya!

lizturnerfallon | growing up way to fast 🥺

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libbytfnews | libby spotted in nashville at a NHL draft afterparty! maybe with a new man? 👀 july 2nd, 2023

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hearts4libs | omg she looks so happy!! YAYAYYAYA

libbytf96 | idc ab her new mans i just need a heartbreak album pls 💳💥💳💥

jhughesluvr | I KNOW THAT SIDE PROFILE ANYWHERE.

↳ hugheshockey86 dude its definitely jack, he liked this post?!?!?!?

lukehughesleftarm | THATS JACK FOR SURE OH MY GODDDDDDD

puckbunny33 | no fucking way

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[calkale]

Okay because i put my thoughts in the tags the first time heres some of my spn au thoughts

Also disclaimer i am changing the supernatural story so dont get mad at me for not including things or changing things you like this is my house and i write the au <3

Characters: Dean -> Mav, Cas -> Ice, Sam -> Slider, John Winchester-> Duke Mitchell, Mary Winchester -> Slider’s mom (her name is also Mary in my Slider lore so), Bobby -> Viper, Ash -> Goose, Ellen -> Carole, Jo -> Bradley (he’s like a teen in this but don’t worry theres no Jo and Dean content 🤮 thats his godson) 

-slider and mav aren’t actually related, they were both 6 (mav older by a few months) when their parents got married, duke was a widower and mary was never married 

-Getting this out of the way although i love the chevy impala i am a truck freak so mav drives his dads black 1990 toyota sr5 with an extended cab 

Backstory: -viper and duke were both navy pilots now “hunting buddies”, they took mav and slider out hunting occasionally but whenever they went on long “hunting trips” they left slider and mav at home, that’s because these hunting trips were monster hunting trips

-the same thing that happens to sam and deans mom happens to mav and sliders mom but when they’re both around the age of 10, since they’re older and not stupid they have a lot of questions that duke can’t just bullshit answers to so he tells them about monsters and what he thinks took their mom (because he doesn’t actually know at this point)

-since they no longer have a house they stay at vipers or go on the road with duke 

-once they both start high school slider wants to stop hunting and stay with viper to focus on school, his relationship with duke gets weird after that because duke wants him to keep hunting to find what killed his mom but slider wants to do well in school to make his mom proud, they come to an agreement where slider stays with viper but once a month he has to come hunting

-slider leaves for university (idk what hes studying), mav graduates but stays with duke, he starts hunting on his own 

Now time: -This au starts in 2005 like the show

-duke picks up a lead on the thing that killed mary but is super vague about it when telling viper and doesn’t tell mav anything, he says he’ll be gone for a week but a week and a half later theres no word from him, viper refuses to go after him because “he’s gonna get himself killed” and “ive been telling him to let it go for years” but mav still has to go look for him

-mav finds slider and this basically carries out exactly how it does in the show, he agrees to help for one day, when he gets back his gf is dead, agrees to ditch school 😎 to come help look for duke

story wise thats all i've got so far, i want ice to come into the story a lot sooner than cas does in the show and i dont remember when ash, ellen and jo come in but i want them to come in sooner too. hopefully ill actually work on this more but i hope you guys enjoy

Character descriptions:

Mav: -has the classic dean necklace given to him by slider

-dresses basically the same as 86 movie mav but with flannel 😎

-does wear his cowboy boots but he’s normally wearing work boots

-eyebrow scar eyebrow scar eyebrow scar!!!

Slider: -wears his mother’s wedding ring on a necklace, duke gave it to him after she died

-dresses like early season sam, carhartt jacket, hoodies, tshirts and baggy jeans

-silver eyebrow piercing 😎

Ice: -exactly the same as cas but with a dark grey trench coat

-his eyes always glow a little, not enough that its noticeable unless its in the dark

-has a grey hoodie and black jeans for when he needs to look a little less “formal” 

Goose: -has a mullet its a key part of ash’s character so 

-just think mater from cars personified mixed with goose idk

Carole: -dresses exactly like ellen 

-her classic curly meg ryan hair stays tho

bradley: -just a mini goose

Duke and Viper: -they look pretty much the same, just some dad with a mustache and flannel

-only difference is duke always wears his wedding ring

[laurolive]

Paul and Linda, a collection of PDAs: Part 2 - Hugs

For the romantics out there, we have some more of Paul and Linda, a love affair that fascinates because it seems to be everybody’s dream.

In the October 1992 issue of Vanity Fair, in an article titled “Moll of Kintyre,” Zoe Heller observes Paul’s visit during an interview with Linda.

Then he wanders over to the sofa and begins touching her - stroking her arm, massaging her neck, and, at one point, sitting down and putting his arm around her shoulder. It's as if, quite literally, he can't keep his hands off her.

Watching the two of them banter, one is struck by how genuinely interested in each other's responses they seem to be - how entertained by each other's company. On each of Paul's subsequent exits and entrances, Linda stops what she is saying in order to swap ootsie-tootsie endearments with him.

… [N]umerous friends and colleagues attest that is standard behavior. "Yeah - holding hands, lots of private jokes, giggly little conferences - that's them," Paul De Noyer, editor of the British rock journal Q Magazine, confirms. "You have to concede that it's touching."

"If the phrase means anything anymore," Brian Clarke says, "I think they are in love."

Oct. 1992 Vanity Fair article “Moll of Kintyre”

Jan. 1969 From the documentary Get Back (Part 1)

Jan. 1969 From Get Back (Part 1)

March 12, 1969 Just married

March 1969 The newlyweds at the home of Paul’s father Jim and Jim’s wife Angie in Gayton, Wirral, Cheshire.

July 20, 1969 Linda and Paul share a hug at the dinner table (albeit an one-armed hug on Paul’s part) at the occasion of the screening of the first cut of the movie that would later be titled Let It Be. Director Michael Lindsay-Hogg is seated on the other side of Linda.

August 17, 1969 Paul is spending his Sunday recording ‘Que Sera, Sera’ with Mary Hopkin at Abbey Road. He and Linda, pregnant with their daughter Mary, find time for a lovely hug and smile - 11 days later, Mary McCartney arrives into the world. (From Twitter: Beatles Books Podcast.)

1970 London

1970 photo by Henry Grossman

1970 Scotland

1970 or 1971

Late 1970 or early 1971 Working on the album Ram.

March 1971 Malibu, California. Photo shoot for cover story in April 16, 1971, issue of Life Magazine. Photo by Henry Diltz.

June 1971 Scotland a still from the video for the song “Heart of The Country”

April 1974 at Beverly Hills Hotel, where Paul and Linda stayed with their children while in L.A. to attend the Academy Awards, which took place on April 2.

How beautiful is this embrace? Nice to see a married couple being openly affectionate like it’s the most natural thing in the world (although I have wondered what role pot played in removing any inhibitions 😆 — but you can see the romance was still the foundation).

Not a fan of the mustache and soul patch on Paul. It just doesn’t suit a cute “baby face,” and it makes him look like a shady character imo. I guess I’ll just have to pretend the facial hair isn’t there whenever I look at this photo. 😎

1974

1974

1975 Beverly Hills Hotel in Los Angeles, where Paul and Linda were awarded a platinum record for the album Band on The Run. Photos by James Fortune.

Lovely, despite the 1970s hair choices 😁 (but Linda’s mullet is less pronounced in the first 3 photos, which is a plus).

That ‘s not all the hugs. They continue in Paul and Linda, a collection of PDAs: Part 2 - More Hugs.

[spaceytrashcat04]

Another TW au thing that won't leave me alone

Troom Troom!Yuu

(If you don't know what troom troom is you should definitely go check their crafts out on YouTube 🤣)

🧤 Talks like a troom troom narrator, poor and incorrect vocabulary included ✨️

🧤 Yuu only shows exaggerated emotions. They're genuine, but it takes a while for people to get that

🧤 Troom troom Yuu comes with unlimited amount of bubble wrap, hot glue, ductape, glitter, velcro, foam, and stupid life hacks

🧤 Stock sound effects play after almost every sentence. Noone can figure out where they're coming from

🧤 WHO ARE YOU TALKING TO YUU?? WHY ARE YOU ALWAYS ANNOUCING THINGS THAT HAPPEN??

🧤Makes the stupidest 'simple solutions' known to man with the worst materials and they work! But only for Yuu and oddly enough Kalim? Attempting to replicate their crafts always end in failure.

🧤 Probably the best at sneaking up on people and spying 🔎. Which confuses the hell out of everyone because once they're told they're there they realize Yuu is literally just standing 3-5ft away with a hole cut in an see-through umbrella 🌂

🧤 Yuu will not stop bringing food to class in the most convoluted, silly ways possible. Other students are baffled. They're allowed to eat food in class? But Yuu takes out a glue stick to chew on during class anyway.

🧤 Overblots are easy with Yuus collection of life hacks and crafts.

🧤Carter refuses to post the videos Yuu keeps trying to make and Trey no longer lets Yuu help him bake

🧤 Post Ch. 1 - Yuu makes Riddle elevator boot attachments with the use of hot glue. He's now about Jade height but it looks so tacky 😭, it did not solve his temperament problem like Yuu predicted it would and he can't get them off

🧤 Ch. 2 - Yuu gets information out of everyone easily -including Ruggie- with stupid crafts. (One is a giant cardboard box with a face on it) But does not figure out it's Ruggie controlling people until Midway through Leona's breakdown.

🧤 Ch. 3 - before departing to the ocean Yuu makes groucho glasses and mustaches out of hot glue, bubble wrap, and ductape. While Floyd and Jade stop and battle Ace and Deuce they swim in with no problem. Unfortunately they get distracted, end up bribeing the security gaurd with bubble wrap for photos of their adventure, and do not grab the photo.

🧤 Is always wearing either crocs or flip flops made of hot glue. 🔥 😎

🧤 There has never been an emotion breakdown Yuu can't solve with bubblewrap and crafting

🧤Noone is actually sure how much Yuu understands life itself (and things like physics and gravity) but things keep working out for them soo

🧤 Jamil loosing ✨️ his ✨️ shit ✨️ after Yuu and Kalim force him to do therapy crafts with them and nothing he's making with Yuu's instruction is working.

🧤 People begin believing Yuu is some kind of crafting God or eldrich horror that loves to toy with human emotion and occasionally walks around with color changing sequin fabric on their tongue 👅 😉

🧤 While on vacation in chapter 4, Crowley is haunted with the voice of Yuu narrating the entire thing and instructing him on how to do life hacks to solve simple vacation problems.

"Pour body lotion into a straw and seal the-" 'I don't wear lotion!' "pOuR bOdY loTiOn iN a StRaW aNd-" 'for the last time! I don't wear lotion!' "POUR BODY LOTION IN A STRAW AND SEAL THE ENDS WITH A LIGHTER'

He succumbs and comes back to campus wearing hot glue flip flops.👟 😩

🧤 Vil is horrified by all of Yuu's makeup hacks. They're all so tacky and messy. Almost murders them after they convince him to mix his highlighter and foundation together and glue glitter to the bottle in leopard print.

🧤 Imagine Vil's face when Yuu shows up to his dorm in bubble wrap clothes, a side-shaved mullet tied into a braid, and crocs

🧤 Persuasion skill so high they make Azul jealous. And then they make Azul organize his contracts with glitter pens and mascara

🧤 They do a special set of mushroom hacks for Jade! He's thrilled! Noone else is!

🧤 There's a craft where you make a hole puncher into a bunny head for Easter using a lot of fur, glue, and the teachers hole puncher-

Yuu- "Yuu sneaks 🕵‍♂️🔎 up to the desk and sets the white bunny 🐰 free 🏃‍♂️💨. This is about to get interesting 😉😌. Mr. Furs notices the fluffy head 😵‍💫. Oh my gosh 😵! What furry beastie is this 👁👅👁!? The student explains - its just a hole puncher 🕳👊! Get a sheet of paper 📝 and it will quickly gnaw a hole in it.🐇🦷😃"

Crewel head in his hands - "Just-... Get out"

Yuu - "Oh no 😞! Yuu gets sent to detention by Mr. Furs for scaring him 😨😩. I guess this craft backfired 😎😔."

Everytime Crewel throws the horrifying bunny creature away it appears back at the foot of his bed. Eventually he leaves it on his desk in the classroom to terrify students

🧤 Mallus isn't sure about these 'crafts' and 'life hacks' this child of man keeps teaching him to do but he tries all of them and is happy to be included

🧤 There's glitter everywhere around campus and in the dorms. It's uncleanable and omnipresent

🧤 Yuus cooking hacks somehow make Lillia's cooking worse

[magalidragon]

Maybe it’s the heat. Maybe it is the overwhelming anxiety and uncertainty I feel as an XX chromosome entity with a uterus in the United States. Maybe it’s just the pics of Keet and my wishy-washy feelings about the new show. Either way, here’s a drabble I wrote in 30 minutes and barely proofread. Enjoy! For @youwerenevermine ! 😎

The really hot guy with the ass that wouldn’t quit was fighting with his girlfriend. Again.

Dany sipped her beer, watching the dramatics, waiting for the next band to perform. She was looking forward to it; it was called Iron Bull and the lead singer was exceptionally cute. She obsessed over one of their songs "No One" when she was feeling extra moody and needed a pick-me-up. Seeing them at Dunstonbury was going to be a highlight of the three-day festival.

Except for the performance being put on beside her, with the really hot guy who had been in the same lawn block as her, who wore way too tight jeans and Henleys that appeared to be specifically designed for his no-doubt sculpted torso. She swore yesterday's white one was painted to his abs, each one visible under the thin fabric. It was enough to make her miss most of some of the bands yesterday, watching him dance, imagining the fabric must have also been made of some titanium strength cotton to keep from shredding with his moves.

And such adorable moves they were too. Rather poncy, she thought, the little shoulder dance thing he did, but she liked it.

She had noted that he was there with a group of people. A redheaded woman who came for short periods at a time and then left for longer periods, her wrist filled with VIP bands-- Dany thought her name was Sarah or something, perhaps Sansa?-- there was the tiny woman with a mullet-like cap of dark hair, boots with about four-inch platforms, and a very metal-like fashion aesthetic. There was the other hot guy and his hotter girlfriend, who disappeared for long periods of ftime as well. Robb and Margie, maybe?

And then there was this guy. And the other redhead.

Missandei poked her hard in the shoulder. "HEy, stalker. Got you another beer."

"Thanks, here, take it. It's too hoppy for me." Dany traded the beers, returning her attention to the couple fighting. Their voices were raising; they were Northern, but the chick's accent was way harsher. The Linguistics major in Dany told her it was definitely far North, perhaps even Beyond the Wall, while the guy's was almost certainly a bit farther south of the Wall. She nodded to the couple. "They're fighting again."

"It's like a soap opera."

"You know they haven't had any PDA, not like everyone else around here." At Dunstonbury there was a good chance you saw a bit of everything. So far, all she'd seen is them fighting and the guy was only smiling and laughing when the redhead was somewhere else. It was a three-day festival and they were almost done with day two. She narrowed her eyes. "It seems that Red there thinks Crow is a cheapskate and that he doesn't care about her as much as he should."

"Crow?"

"That's what she calls him." He kind of looked like a crow, she supposed, with his jet black curls that today were pulled into a messy man-bun. He had been wearing mostly black. Except after he'd changed earlier. Red had tossed a drink at him in anger. She pushed her fedora up a little higher on her head so she could get a better view at them while trying to not appear as though she were actually watching them. She chuckled. "I guess he didn't splurge for VIP tickets."

"She would not do well in the VIP area I don't think."

Dany agreed silently; Red was definitely not someone who seemed like they could hobnob with the high and mighty of Westeros society and celebrity, who were often in the VIP areas where they didn't have to wear muddy wellies and ripped jeans. Or if they were, they didn't have a speck of dirt on them. She shrugged. "That other redhead with them has the VIP tickets."

"Maybe he got them for her."

Dany didn't think so; the other redhead seemed disgusted by everyone in the party. It was more likely she was a sibling, judging from her interactions. She nodded again at the fighting couple. "Watch, Red is going to say something about how he doesn't care about her anymore."

Sure enough, the woman raised her voice even higher, throwing her arms out. "At least pretend to give a shit Jon! You can at least hold my hand!"

Jon, so that was the hot guy's name. Dany hadn't heard it yet. It suited him. Simple. Jon turned away from Red, trying to play off her fighting. His pale cheeks, above a scruffy beard, were pink in embarrassment no doubt. "I'm not doing this with you again, we're not even together!"

That was new information.

Red stomped her feet, tears in her voice. "This was supposed to be us trying again!"

"Can't keep trying with you Ygritte, and no, it wasn't, you invited yourself!" He waved his hand. "Go find Val, you brought her with you, you can't seem to go anywhere without your cousin, I was dating you, not both of you!"

"I only bring her because you shut me out!"

"And how do I do that Ygritte? That would require me to actually care about what you have to say which right now I do not."

Oof, burn, Dany thought, sipping her beer and swishing it around a moment to savor the taste before swallowing. She narrowed her eyes, wondering what else was going on between them, and they continued to bicker, until she heard it, confirming her inner suspicions.

"We broke up, Ygritte, you're my ex-girlfriend, I'm not doing this again."

"I wasn't really your ex girlfriend when you called me a month ago after having too many drinks with Tormund and wanted me to come over!"

"My mistake, clearly!"

He looked pained, this poor hot guy. He was trying to be nice to the woman, who Dany would have smacked already given her nasty comments she'd heard the last couple of days, her constant whining, and seemingly never to have her wallet on her so the guy-- the ex-boyfriend-- was always payin gfor her stuff, while she was also compalining that he didn't get her VIP tickets so she was in the mud and could barely see and hear the bands. If she was from Beyond the Wall, Dany was shocked she didn't seem to enjoy the mud and being with the peasants.

Except maybe she had high tastes, but the designer shoes she woere were battered beyond belief and didn't match the rest of her outfit. Dany didn't judge the mismatched clothing choices-- she was wearing a fedora with an exposed dragon-scale bra and camisole with her cutoff shorts and her knee-high wellies. She was the queen of mismatched fashion. It was probably just this woman's clear hypocrisy.

She felt bad for the guy. Plus, she wanted to talk to him. They'd shared a few smiles here and there, catching each other's eye the last day or so. They'd even chuckled at each other when they'd almost bumped into each other in the bar tent earlier. She pursed her lips and made an executive decision.

"Hold my beer."

Missandei frowned. "Where are you going? The band is about to start!"

"Watch the fireworks."

Dany sauntered off, sliding between a few people in the short distance between where she and Missandei were camped and where the hot northerner and his ex were still bickering. She caught his eye and he frowned momentarily, before she plastered a wide smile on her face and threw her arms out. "Jon! Oh my Gods! I was looking for you, can you believe how packed this place is!?"

And she flung her arms around his neck, her nails digging into the back of his head, dragging his stunned face towards her and planted an open-mouthed sloppy kiss on his-- wow, incredibly soft-- lips.

He froze for a second and then melted towards her, his hands resting on her hips, just above the low rise of her shorts, his thumbs pressed to her hipbones. They burned hot and she forgot herself a second, wanting to savor this and even extend it, but then she remembered what she was doing. She let go and patted her palm against his cheek, knocking her hip into his. "Hi!" she exclaimed, offering her hand. "I"m Dany! You must be Ygritte, Jon told me you were with him. Nice to meet you!"

Ygritte's mouth dropped, her blue eyes wide, stunned. She snapped her mouth closed and swallowed hard, turning her head slowly to Jon. "Jon," she breathed. "Who is this?"

"She's uh...she's..."

"Dany," Dany repeated. She beamed. "We met just before the festival, I finally got here, was looking for him. I've been in the VIP area the last day. My brother is one of the organizers." That’s wasn’t even a lie either.

"What!?" the redhead sputtered. She grabbed a backpack from the rumpled blanket on the ground, beating the hot guy on the shoulder with it for a second. "You stupid son of a bitch! You fucking crow! This is it, we're done!” She hit him one more time for good measure and stormed off, screaming for someone named Val to come with her.

The packed crowds aroudn them screamed in excitement, the music starting up on the stage, as the band appeared. She looked up at the guy, shrugging. "I do apologize about that, I realize the double standard, if you had done that to me it would not have been as well received."

"Uh..." he stammered, his forehead wrinkling. "I do'nt..."

"I mean I just assaulted you. I kissed you without your consent." She smiled. "Although towards the end there I think one might argue there was consent but I won’t assume. I am sorry."

He laughed, raking his fingers over his hair. He had a few bracelets around his wrists and a bandana wrapped around another one, which he undid and went to tie back his hair again. "Aye, I...well...you surprised me."

"I really am Dany, by the way."

"And I'm really Jon, how'd you know?"

"I've heard you guys."

He turned bright red, shouting above the band that began. "Sorry about that! She's my ex, she kind of invited herself and wlel...I have trouble letting go sometimes."

"I gathered," she laughed. She gestured back towards her area. "I'm going to head back. I'm glad I didn't misread the entire thing." She went to step away, but he thrust his hand out to grab her wrist, preventing her. She cocked her head, quizzical.

Jon licked his lips and gestured up towards the stage. "The band? Iron Bull? The lead is my cousin's boyfriend. Gendry Waters, you want to come back to the VIP area? I think I owe you for saving my ass with my ex."

Her heart jumped up to her throat. "Oh, you don't have to..."

"No, I...I've been watching you." His eyes widened when she burst into laughter. "No, no! Not like that, that's...Fuck! I suck at this!"

She waved her hand. "No, it's fine, I've been watching you too. Thought that's why I'd come save you, she seems like a handful."

"IT's why she's an ex!"

"I get it!" She nodded, agreeing, and bit her bottom lip. "Sounds good, let me just tell my friend." She pushed back through the crowd to Missandei and grabbed her beer back, guzzling half of it and swallowing hard. "See you later girl, I'll call you."

Missandei looked over her shoulder at Jon, who was waiting, watching them. She howled laughing, smacking Dany's ass. "You go! Call me later, let me know you're safe."

"Later." She grabbed her jacket and jumped away, dodging a mud puddle and joining Jon, who reached into his back pocket and took out a VIP wristband. She hooted, delighted. "You had this all along and she wanted one and you didn't give it to her? You're cruel Jon."

He smiled sheepishly. "It's a long story, but...well...she just was so demanding about it!"

"Don't have to explain to me."

"What's Dany short for?" he shouted, pushing through dancing people to get to the edge of the lawn.

"Daenerys!"

"Daenerys? Well I'm Jon, like you got already. Jon Snow."

"Nice to finally meet you, I've just been calling you 'The Hot Guy' in my head!"

He pinked again, but said nothing, breaking free of the main crowd and working towards the side of the lawn towards the metal gates that separated out the VIP area from the peasants. He paused under an overhang, near one of the drink tents, and smiled again. "The Hot Guy, huh?"

"Sorry, I know that diminishes you to a sex object when I know there is more to you than that."

"Are you always this direct?"

"Are you always this shy?" she shot back, still grinning. She shrugged. "I don't believe in wasting time."

Jon laughed. "Well I should apologize for saying that I've been calling you the Dragon Queen in my head."

Dany's eyebrows arched. "Oh?""

He pointed to her wrist, with three dragons tattooed just under her palm, and then to her ribcage, visible when she moved forwards and her shirt gaped at the side. There was the outline of a dragon making its way along the pale skin there. "And your silver hair, like a queen."

"I appreciate that." It took a second, but she finally processed what the actual meaning of what he said meant. She giggled, poking his chest-- whoa, it was crazy taut, he had to be ripped-- saying, "So why didn't you say anything earlier? Could have saved you some pain with your ex."

He flushed again. "I didn't know how to talk to you....if I'd known you would just walk up and kiss me, I suppose I would have just said, hello, my name is Jon, do you want to get a drink?"

Dany's violet eyes glittered, meeting what she now recognized were his gray ones-- an odd gray, not black like she'd thought-- which fixed intensely on hers. She leaned closer to him, her arm reaching up around his neck, murmuring into his ear, feeling him shvier under her. "Why don't you ask me now?"

Jon brushed his lips over her ear, whispering, "Hello, my name is Jon, do you want to get a drink with me?"

She sealed the answer with another kiss, before tugging him away, saying something about needing to evaluate his dance moves before she could be completely certain. Truth be told, she really needed to see this "shoulder dance" up close and personal.

[unjust-dust]

🙃🎵🌿🦖 for the ask game thingy 😎😎

being a bit greedy soz lolsies

I absolutely love these ask games so there's never too many! Thanks babs 🙏🏻

🙃 - What's a weird fact you know?

In the spirit of Oppenheimer being released this week, let me tell you about another project that the Americans worked on at the same time as the 'Manhattan' Project.

Project 'X-Ray' involved bats and explosives. I'm not making it up. Seriously! The whole plan was to attach as much napalm as they could to some bats, release them in Japan, and let them roost in Japanese buildings until detonated. Most buildings at the time were made of wood so the expected results were gonna be huge. They ran a series of practice runs (side note: those poor bats :(( ) and they were pretty promising. The project got dropped as soon as the Manhattan Project was a success.

🎵 - Last song you listened to?

There Is a Light That Never Goes Out - The Smiths.

It's been stuck in my head all evening 💀

🌿 - Describe your favourite outfit

Oh gosh this is a hard one to pick! I'd have to say my favourite outfit at the moment is when I get to wear jeans and a funky shirt.

My favourite shirt right now is this vintage 90s pattern type one that makes me look super queer with my mullet as well. I love it.

Here's some of the pattern for a reference ⬇️

🦖 - Favourite extinct animal?

The Dodo bird. Why? For it's comedic use in slapstick comedy and it's just fun to say, 'Dodo'.

Here's the link to the ask game if anyone else wants to be nosey!

[senorpugbean]

Halo! As you know, I recently got some new blorbos, so I would like to request for one of them!

One Kaoru Hakaze from Ensemble Stars please! You draw so pretty, so you're gonna make him pretty too (Not that he isn't already fhfhhhfghfhfg I love him).

Thank!

You ask, I deliver

Plss he is pretty I like his hair ✨✨ wolfcut mullet moment 😎✨

Sorry I took awhile to finish this 💀💀

[the-named-anon]

Here’s some drafts for “Tv guy” (gender neutral)

I’ll work on a digital version soon!

They have a sort of mullet (like it’s short to long but not shaved??)

He suddenly appeared across the street from the main trio one day, they say that he came from the city but duck guy is suspicious of him </3

Yellow guy really likes TV guy! Tv is really nice to him and listens to him talk about his day n stuff

Red guy thinks he’s pretty cool, no face gang 😎😎

(Pink guy is an alt. name for tv, since he’s actually pink. They just prefer the anonymity of the tv and he got tired of being miss-gendered. (Because pink = girl /s)

Some picrews I made of them under the cut!!

I forgot to edit the little decals on his sweater in the second one, rip (also color of the tv is subject to change)

[cartmankisser]

hey this is for the south park matchup!! if you stopped doing them then you can ignore this, its fine!

im 5'3 and go by they/she! brown eyes and bicolored mullet 😎 tattoos and piercings all over my body too!

i love art, music and bugs (especially spiders)! people call me a sweetheart and as nice as i am, i will smack a bitch when they deserve it.

i get pretty mean when im mad, and sometimes answer to it by violence.. ahem, i dont mind getting hurt, its fun :) are you really living if youre not getting hurt fr.

i love drawing and playing shit tunes on the guitar in my spare time! im not sure what else to write so, heres that! hope you have a wonderful day!

omg y'all are being so polite for the matchups it's making me so happy 😭 /gen

i'm pretty confident when i say that i think you'd be good with kenny!!

i see a lot of similarities with you two personality wise and i think he'd be best with someone who he can vibe with!

i just know he'd think you're the coolest person ever. you have the coolest aesthetic, you can play the guitar, and you'll beat the shit out of someone? yeah he definitely worships you LMAO

[recromage]

✨✨✨✨✨GET TO KNOW ME!!✨✨✨✨✨

What up fam!

I thought I’d throw out a “Get to know me” since I’m seeing them all over others’ accounts.

——————————NAMES——————————

So the accounts name is: Recromge

My name is: Rex

Feel free to call me Rex or Recromage.

(As I write this I am JUST now discovering that my account name is spelt wrong lmao gotta fix that)

———————————FAMILY——————————

Guardian: Mom, Dad

Siblings: 3 brothers 1 sister

Spot?: I’m the second youngest

My family is HUGE but these are just the ones I live with since we’re all kind tight knit, we’ll except for my eldest brother who lives with our granma🙂

———————————-AGE———————————

Birthday: July 20th

Age: 19

Mental age: 5😂

Zodiac sign: Cancer

——————————-PRIDE?——————————

Sexuality: Pansexual

Gender?: Apagender

Understand?: Apagender or Gender Apathetic is when a person doesn’t care nor identify as a specific gender and would be fine feeling/being/passing off as any gender under the spectrum and don’t really have an opinion on their own gender.

———————————LOOKS——————————

Hair color: (Current) Black and red, (original) Brown

Eye color: Dark Brown

Glasses/contacts: both (Thin rimmed blue/teal/cyan (with a hint of green) colored glasses)

Haircut: it’s kind of like a mullet (the top is black but underneath the cut is a bright red)

Mole?: I have one in between my nose and left eye

Scars: I have one on the right side of my face it’s kinda small but noticeable (kind of big kind of small, you know?)

Height: 5’3 1/2 (I’m determined to reach 6’

——————————WHAT I LIKE————————-

I like: Drawing, painting, Anime, ROM-Coms, action based shows, fantasy styled shows, those really good anime with 12 episodes, and Minecraft.

Drawing

Painting

Anime

Rom-com

Action shows

Fantasy shows

Good shows/anime

Minecraft

———————————WRITE——————————

I don’t really write stories, I try to but id probably end up writing a one-shot or headcanons because they always suck if I write something. (Especially if I try to literally make a story)

So I don’t really write very often, but I like to write!

I'd be willing to try and write for:

Haikyuu

Black butler

Bnha (Boku no Hero Academia/My Hero Academia)

Diabolic Lovers

Tokyo Revengers

Akatsuki no yona (Yona Of The Dawn)

Hunter x Hunter

Fnaf (Five Nights at Freddy’s)

One piece

Demon slayer

Shaman King

Sao (Sword art Online)

Magi

Naruto

High rise invasion

(Others if you give suggestions I’ll check it out)

———————-ASK/REQUEST/TALK——————

Ask: If you ask me something (anonymously or not) I’ll probably respond back to you almost instantly unless I didn’t see it

Request: I’ve never go a request before except on drawings but if you ask for something I’ll happily read it and (more than likely) get to it. When it will be done I have no clue (I’m slow and I procrastinate A LOT)

Talk: I doubt you would want to talk to me like other awesome people on here 😎 but if you do I’ll get to it when I see it 👀

Art: I like to draw so you might see that on my account at times when I feel proud (or I just want to dump it somewhere)

——————————END NOTE—————————

If you made it this far, CONGRATULATIONS!

Thank you for taking the time to read this and get to know me, I didn’t think I would actually do this lmao so thanks for sticking with me! I like reading what people send me so please send ‘em my way, if you private message me (honestly) I’m probably not going to respond at all, just cause..sorry.😈

Other than that I hope you have a great day, take care of yourself, and drink enough to keep yourself going.

“Even if you don’t care about yourself , there is always someone who cares about you.”-unknown

[themulletrun]

🎣🐟 Captain Jeff's Tarpon-Fishing Extravaganza: Mullets, Mayhem, and Mirth! 🌟🐢

Ahoy, fellow anglers and mischief-makers! Gather 'round, for Captain Jeff is about to unleash some tarpon fishing madness that'll leave you in stitches and itching to grab those fishing rods! 🎣🍌

Imagine this: Captain Jeff, with his wild beard and fishing wisdom, takes the stage, armed not just with big live mullet but with an infectious sense of humor! As he shares his tarpon-fishing highlights, he's also dishing out priceless tips on how to hook these silver giants. Brace yourselves for the laugh-riot that ensues! 🌊😂

📽️ The Show Begins: Picture this epic montage of tarpon action – like a Hollywood blockbuster, but with fish! Captain Jeff reels in a behemoth tarpon, and the battle of strength and wills begins! The tarpon puts up a show, leaping and flipping, as if auditioning for "Tarpon's Got Talent." Meanwhile, Captain Jeff's commentary is pure gold! "Hold on tight, folks, it's the aquatic circus!" 🎪

🍌 Mullet Mania: Now, let's talk about the magical bait of choice – big live mullet. Captain Jeff waves them like magic wands and goes, "Avada Kedavra! I summon thee, tarpon magnet!" But here's the twist – the mullet aren't just bait; they're potential sidekicks! "Meet Bob and Susie Mullet! They've got their acting skills down. See how they perfectly play 'Hide-and-Seek' with the tarpon?" 😜

🎭 The Drama Unfolds: As the tarpon-fishing saga continues, Captain Jeff reveals his secret weapon – Tarpon Shakespeare! He recites lines from "To Catch or Not to Catch," with the tarpon as the star of the show! "Thou shall not resist my bait, oh noble tarpon!" And lo and behold, the tarpon seems genuinely moved by his thespian skills! 😎🎭

🐢 Turtle Tangos: But wait, there's more! In the background, a wise old sea turtle pops up to watch the spectacle. Captain Jeff dramatically points, "Behold, the Sea Sage! The tarpon are in awe of its wisdom. They've come to seek its blessings!" And the turtles nod solemnly, playing along with the grand illusion. 🐢🤫

🏆 Tarpon Trophy Tips: Amidst the laughter and the antics, Captain Jeff imparts some serious tarpon wisdom. He shares tips and tricks that he's learned over the years – from choosing the perfect bait to mastering the art of the hook set. But here's the twist – he does it while impersonating a tarpon! "I am Tarpon Jeff. You must lure me with the tastiest mullet to win this game!" 🏆🐟

In the end, the tarpon-fishing extravaganza leaves everyone in high spirits, with laughter echoing across the waters. Captain Jeff, the master of mirth and mullet, bids farewell with a wink and a promise of more hilarity to come. So, fellow anglers, remember – fishing is not just about catching fish; it's about creating unforgettable memories and sharing a hearty laugh along the way! 🤣🌊

#TarponFishingMadness #CaptainJeffLaughs #MulletMagic #TarponTales #FishingFrenzy #LaughsAndLines

[jeanjacketlesbian]

just some regular guy

[2-d-simp]

What are your Michael Afton headcanons? Can be NSFW or SFW

Sorry if this took a little bit, I’ve been busy with school and work 😎 Thank you Party City for paying me btw big shout out to them. Hopefully you like these, I realized while writing that I didn’t have too many HCs for him, so I’ll definitely be trying to think of more in the future!

⚠️CW NSFW under the cut!⚠️ SFW—

When he was younger he didn’t want to be a bully he just wanted to fit in.

Definitely has trauma revolving masculinity cause of his father. (As a Michael kinnie, who has trauma related to femininity from my father, I say this is cannon).

Doesn’t really like mullets on other people (unless your his S/O or friend, then he absolutely loves your haircut) but has a mullet himself.

Michael totally taught Elizabeth how to cuss, so she’s definitely called someone a cunt before and Michael never heard the end of it from William.

Sometimes Michael would blare music in his room so he could cry and William wouldn’t be able to hear him.

He sleeps with his brother’s old Golden Freddy plush, and he also brought it with him the day Henry burned down the pizzeria in Pizzeria Simulator.

NSFW—

Switch, but prefers to be the bottom.

Definitely moans and whimpers (they’re loud too). Scott literally told me this was cannon guys 🙄

He does not like to be tied up it freaks him out.

Absolutely loves when his partner rides him.

He likes when his partner gives him hickeys but is definitely embarrassed about it the next day.

Definitely likes to give more than he likes to receive. 

[kiidwritings]

*✧･ﾟ:* sam x darlin' headcanons! *:･ﾟ✧*

anon asked: 'do you have any Avior/Starlight or Sam/Darlin headcanons, I'd love to hear them !' hehe thanks for submitting this anon! i have a lot of headcanons for sam and darlin' and now i get to word vomit to y’all lol. these r both separate and couple hcs because i have hc for both

note: i will be using my interpretations and personal hc for each character when describing them or mentioning their backstories and etc.

cw/tags: mentions of abusive relationships, mentions of quinn, lmk if i missed anything!

r.asmr m.list | main m.list | t.list google form | requests are closed!

ok so first let’s start with the basics

my darlin is demi girl (she/they/it) + pansexual

sam is transmasc (he/him) and is also pansexual + demisexual

t4t babee hahha 😎😎😎

they're both plus bodied and have stretch marks

sam helps darlin cut their hair

they both patch up each other wounds but it’s mainly sam doing the healing

sam will get minor cuts and scrapes from everyday things lol, but darlin is like ’let me help u ffs! (¬///¬)’

a lot of darlin’s clothes/accessories/etc r from quinn (their jacket and choker)

quinn was also the one who told darlin to cut their hair, they originally had a mullet lmaooo

when sam and darlin do officially consider themselves a thing, darlin sometimes waits for approval for some things from sam since they were used to quinn telling them what to do in the relationship

but when sam told them that they have control over their actions and that def made darlin tear up a bit

they comfort each other after nightmares; same has nightmares about his accident and his turning and darlin has nightmares about quinn

(this hc goes with my vrs of bright and fred) darlin helps take care of bright and fred w/ sam

sam's a tired vamp dilf dad, so if sam needs a breather, darlin will get the newborns into shape (because let's be honest, they be crazy sometimes lol)

bright and fred see darlin as the cool parent who lets them eat icecream at like 2am and to beat up anyone who messes w/ them, and sam is the one who urges them to do good and think reasonable

but they r both the voice of reason

darlin has def given bright some one-on-one talks that made them emotional (because bright does act up a lot)

sam owns a pickup and darlin' has a motorcycle

(they do own a little beat-up car, but they get pulled over so many times because there r sso many things wrong with it that they just don't drive it that much lmaoooo)

darlin's love language is words of affirmation and sam's is physical touch

darlin YEARNS for touch but their past with quinn has made them weary of it

(ofc they love it when sam touches them but it takes longer for them to open up)

alright I'm done bye bye :3

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please do not plagiarize, modify, edit, or repost any of my work! I do not own the character(s) or the media (Redacted ASMR) that they come from. Redacted ASMR is an audio rp YouTube series channel created by Redacted (Erik).

[theboxfort]

I just realized tricks was an option. Tricks and got about the rejects 😈

YUS WHY /POS ALSFJASLDF

Okay so, rejects headcanons under the cut because it gonna be LONGGGG. I don’t know, I haven’t finished writing this post yet at the moment I’m typing this.

There are also pics down there??? 👀👀👀

The Rejects in General

Tomatoredd is the tallest clone, followed by Realistic Matt (and Blue Matt), Torm, Thomas (Unfunny Tom clone), and Scribs

Torm is the first clone in room #64, followed by Scribs, Realistic Matt, Tomatoredd, and then Thomas

They all live together after leaving room #64 (except for RL Matt), but they are still in contact with Bing and Larry

This is getting off topic, but when Tord laughs, he’s like “LKFJADSLKFJASD”. The Tord part of Tomatoredd and Torm also laughs like that.

Plugging the monster rejects HC here alskfdjaklsdf

Tomatoredd

Tomatoredd uses he/they pronouns, and he refers to himself as both “me” and “us”

Torm calls him “Redd”, Scribs calls him “Tomato”, and Thomas calls him “Tomatoredd”

He’s probably around 6-7 feet tall. idk I consider anyone taller than 5′9 to be “super fucking tall”. He hits his head on door frames often because of this

Their hairstyle used to resemble Edd’s, but they decided to grow out a mullet for some reason

His (non-Tom) eye is gray by default, but will change color depending on who’s in control (yeyeye this one’s based on your hc alksjdflaskdfl)

Sometimes they get along with themselves, sometimes they don’t

It’s kinda funny when they are fighting for control over themselves, especially due to silly shit like ice cream

They often talk to themselves out loud without realizing it

HE DEFINITELY SLEEP TALKS THIS MAN SLEEP TALKS

The Matt part will sometimes do the “NOT THE FACE” thing when he’s scared

Physically the strongest clone of room 64, can easily carry the rest of the clones without breaking a sweat

They like to wear multicolored shirts/hoodies, like one of those color block shirts

The Tom and Tord part likes to poke fun at Torm for being short than them

Has set the kitchen on fire multiple times. How? I don’t know

They keep forgetting that they are allergic to dogs. Well, except the Matt part.

The middle child of the room #64 family

Torm

Torm uses he/him pronouns

He’s a bit shorter than an average Matt

Used to be a Tomatoredd, but a different one from Redd. Anyways, y’know the Tomatoredd sketch, the one that wasn’t from Spares? That’s him.

Wait, I think I need to explain that I hc the main 4 heights like

Tom (shortest)  < Tord < Matt < Edd (Tallest)

That’s also why his chin is kinda squared and he has Edd’s hairstyle

He’s surprisingly stable for a Tom/Tord clone

The Tom part acts more like 2006-2008 Tom (after becoming Torm), aka dumb as hell

He does all sort of stupid and risky shit for fun (and to hide his pain), he’s basically the “Nothing in life matters! 😎” meme personified

He used to be jealous of Redd for being “a better version of him”, but that feeling is mostly gone

He keeps Redd in check, because y’know? He doesn’t want Redd to end up like him

He lowkey has insomnia, and he gets nightmares about the split quite often. He’s used to it.

Aside from his red hoodie, Torm prefers wearing black/dark colored clothes

Will sometimes speak Norwegian to himself

Enjoys Coke a lot, since physically, he’s still part Edd

The oldest sibling of the bunch

Scribble Tom

Uses he/him pronouns

He’s like... smol. He’s basically a 10 year old kid.

Torm and Redd calls him “Scribs” while Thomas calls him “Scribble”

He has only 4 fingers on each hand, because I accidentally drew him that way once and it stuck alsdkfjasdf

He has sharp teeth :) BITE BITE BITE

The scribbliness only affects his original clothing

Scribs gets scribblier when he feels negative/nervous. The worse he feels, the scribblier he gets. His body physically feels fuzzy like static, but like harmless static.

He’s a lot smarter than he lets on

He saw Torm split.

Unlike other clones, he does not share any of Tom’s memories

When he’s all grown up, he’d be as tall as Tom and Thomas

He’s also Bing’s favorite clone

Literally the only clone in room 64 who actually likes Bing and Larry

Torm’s indifferent to them, Redd goes back and forth between liking and disliking them

Youngest sibling vibes

Thomas (The Tom Clone)

Chooses to go by Thomas in order to differentiate himself from his original

I like the headcanon where he’s a film buff sdfasdf

At first he thought that he’s a perfect clone, aside from not getting that one joke. Turns out that that’s not the only thing weird about him

He doesn’t laugh at any jokes, he appreciates them tho

Can’t watch comedy, because he’ll keep asking others to explain the joke

Confused with everything in general

Doesn’t wear hoodies anymore, but he still wear blue shirts

He’s somehow the most responsible one out of all of the room 64 rejects

He keeps falling for deez nuts jokes. He’s suffering :(

Torm, Redd, and Scribs have a little competition going on called the “Who can Thomas fall for a deez nuts joke the most”. Torm is leading the competition

He absolutely loathes Bing. I mean, you’d be pissed off too if you were cast out for not getting a joke. He’s chill with Larry tho

Dad vibes asasdfasdf

Realistic Matt

I’ll be honest I don’t know if I’ll ever draw him aslfajsdfas I don’t know how to draw him but I do have a few headcanons

After leaving room #64, he basically splits off from the group to live on his own. He still visits his fellow rejects occasionally

Staring at his face for too long will cause headaches

You’ll never win a staring contest against him

Was closest to Thomas, due to not being a fusion clone

Pokemon just because

Redd has a Type:Null that eventually evolves into a Silvally because look. Type:Null’s a chimera. Redd’s a fusion clone. It’s a perfect fit

Torm has a Deino, that evolved into a Zweilous. It will eventually evolve into a Hydreigon, but for now it’s a Zweilous

Scribble Tom has a Mimikyu

Thomas has an Ice type Pokemon, I just don’t know which one alkdsjflasdf

That’s all for now lskjflasdflkjasdf, anyways I started typing this at 5pm and it’s currently like almost 3 am. Holy shit.