Gaz: Why's Soap holding a plant?
Price: Ghost's making him carry it around to replace all the oxygen he's wasting.
Gaz: ...Is it working?
Ghost: No.
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Why does ghost look like he just got a happy meal from Price😭
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My one (1) contribution to the Phillip Graves fandom
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Spades: Hi, I heard Simon was having a mental breakdown. I brought him a present.
Soap: That's a knife.
Spades: Yeah. It's an obsidian blade and the handle has blue and black opal from Australia inlaid into it.
Soap: Why'd you bring Ghost a knife?
Spades: Simon loves knives.
***Later***
Ghost, in tears, admiring the knife as he leans into Soap: It really is a great knife. I'm gonna stab so many people with it.
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saw your reply on ao3 lmao
hhhhhholy shit, that's fucking fantastic cod has such short respawn timers too so that would be like almost instantly, they don't call him ghost for nothing
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Ghost pretending like he doesn't have any problems
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Ghost: I really like Eminem.
Soap: I prefer skittles
Ghost: no, the rapper.
Soap: WHY WOULD YOU EAT THE WRAPPER?
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