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akajhdas i was gonna work on my fic and sketch requests today but i woke up so fucking sick oh my god dkhshkjf, rip me
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I had planned to get that soap fic out like two days ago but I’ve been feeling like absolute crap
Hoping that once meds kick in I can be somewhat functional in about 30 mins and then write something because it’s not even going to be that long of a fic anyway
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tuesdayisfordancing · 8 months
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*freak who waters down soup voice* More potion, more health!
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vamprisms · 6 months
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i feel like a lot of the 'i hate kids' crowd would be more tolerant if they understood that due to a kid's limited experience of the world that 4 hour flight might just be the longest they've ever had to sit still for or that trapped finger might literally be the most pain they've ever felt in their short life or they might not have ever seen a person with pink hair ever so of course they want to touch it or nobody's told them yet that they can't run around the museum and they only just learned cheetahs are the fastest animals so of course they want to put that to the test. how were they supposed to know etc etc.
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wormy-business · 5 months
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I saw this question posed on tiktok, but I think Tumblr would really enjoy it too.
If a fae creature offered to give one million dollars for a bone FROM YOUR BODY chosen at random, how many bones would you allow them to take?
Light clarifications; The fae is not the one choosing the bones. The bone is taken at random. Each bone, no matter the size or importance, is worth a full million dollars. You must also declare the exact number first, you can't go bone-by-bone. You either say 2 or you say 10, you can't work your way up to a higher number. The bones are removed instantaneously, and the money is given immediately as well. You will not get in government trouble for acquiring the money.
Tell me in the tags/replies how many bones you'd let the fae take. And as always, reblog for bigger sample size.
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bisclavaret · 1 year
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a day late to my 6 years on t anniversary ✨🏳️‍⚧️ a short comic about looking back
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empanada-boy420 · 3 months
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I feel like the embodiment of the concept of rotting fish
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Sarah’s 8 days of being 30:
- broke my toe
- found out that I grew a wisdom tooth which caused a jaw infection
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sergle · 6 months
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the threshold has been crossed, it is now springtime!!
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ruporas · 6 months
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dragon meat, you, and me
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bacchuschucklefuck · 6 days
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couldnt draw my thang for mid-autumn so treated myself to a calne redesign instead
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hinamie · 5 months
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I'll rip in hands and teeth and take a bite
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084392 · 6 months
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had never heard of "mlp infection aus" until this month and ngl i still dont know what they are but. it made me want to draw some of them getting taken over by their cutie marks or something......
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mfshipbracket · 2 years
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oars · 1 year
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colourmeastonished · 1 year
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Body swap movie where one of them has invisible disabilities and when the other one lands in their body they immediately collapse catatonic on the floor from the pain and fatigue and the first one is like 'oh damn guess I don't have to worry that I'm faking it anymore'
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