“He’s my cat! He’s not God’s cat! Let God have his own cat! Let God have all the damn old cats He wants, and kill them all! Church is mine!” ~Pet Sematary by Stephen King
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[ cw: blood mention / accidental self harm / ]
Headcanon that once Donnie made the first prototype of his battleshell, he wore it constantly.
So much in fact that he irritates his shell and flattens his spines. So obviously he needs to take off the shell so they heal…but he finds himself so incredibly uncomfortable with the feeling of anything else, including air, on his shell and tubercles.
When his shell starts to bleed, his family finally decides enough is enough.
Obviously they can’t force it off of him, but they want him to be healthy, so they do the next best thing.
They bet him that he can’t make one that has no negative repercussions on his shell. And, well, Donatello is not one to be slighted like that.
It’s only when he painstakingly crafts the new model and (reluctantly, so reluctantly) moves into it that he realizes oh. Oh yeah this is way better.
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Going off the Ingo and Emmet had a big fight before Ingo gets ebbie debbied.
I can only imagine how Spice would feel about this. Like they try to psychologically torment Ingo who only as fragments of memories, at best, of who he was and the people in his life. Spice fails, ends up being the warden's partner, and worst of all ends up having an emotional attachment with this man. Spice won't admit it, but he's come to like the strange human.
Fast forward and Ingo get undebbied from the past. Spice and the other pokemon follow cause they care deeply for Ingo and don't want him to be on his own like he was in Hisui. A wacky adventure begins and everything really looks hopeful from here on out.
And then they find Emmet and then it all goes south. Spice (in his Zoroark form) and the rest wait out as the brothers talk, until they can hear yelling. They hear the slamming of a door open and see Ingo yelling at Emmet to just listen to him, but before he can finish Emmet pushes Ingo to the ground.
All hell breaks loose. The other pokemon react but Spice is faster. He gets in-between Emmet and Ingo putting some space between the two, and while facing Emmet, he transforms. Emmet now faces himself but this him is not smiling and his eyes are full of scorn.
Emmet's Psychological Torture 2: Electric Boogaloo. This time with intent to kill
Ougggh... good food
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nah y'all have no idea I love cageblind and the movies, and I'm just so disappointed that they are not in the same universe and timeline and barely have any contents of them, like they have so much potential as a duo 😭😭
maybe the fact that two people are getting their bond stronger and working with their flaws as the time went is so interesting to me 😭 (ngl johnshi actually sounds good in paper even before the mk1 timeline??)
I know I'm always mourning that I always ended up in the rarest of the rarepairs but omg I'm getting frustrated that these two don't barely any contents I'm yearning man 😭😭
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More Spider-Verse x Psych Incorrect Quotes
Hobie: Hey Miguel, collecting donations for the Spider-Man ball?
Miguel: We don’t have balls
Hobie:
Miguel:
Hobie: I honestly don’t have a response to that
Peter B: Guys, please. We need a better name for someone who is both a killer AND an arsonist. How about “Arssassin”?
*later*
Miguel: This could be our killer
Peter B: Furderer
Miguel: …what?
Peter B: Fire murderer. Furderer.
Gwen: You’re acting like a child
Peter B: I AM NOT ACTING
Miles: Gwen? What are you doing in Earth-1610?
Gwen: I should ask you the same question
Miles: I live here
Gwen: I should ask you a different question
Jeff: You think someone planted this on the body?
Miles *as Spider-Man*: No, I think someone put it there on purpose
Jeff: That’s what I said
Miles: But mine wasn’t a question, so it came from a place of power
Miguel: I need to get something off my chest
Lyla: Is it your shirt? Please say no
Miles: I’m a man of untold mystery, that’s why my friends call me ‘M’
Gwen: Really? I thought they called you ‘Millimeter’
Miles: Don’t ever say that name. Besides, I know it was you who started that
Miguel: It has come to my attention that a major financial institution has been destroyed in each of your last four missions
Hobie: Thank you
Miguel: That wasn’t a compliment
Miles: Great, now you’ve gotten me kicked out of a funeral. Add it to the list. Kicked out of a pet store, kicked out of Santa’s Village, kicked out of the Salvation Army
Peter B: Dishonorably discharged!
Pav: *leaning well into Hobie’s personal space and whispering* …are you doing anything Friday?
Hobie: You want me to come with you to awkward class?
Gwen: What part of “stay put” is confusing to you?
Miles: The “put” part. I wasn’t “put” in the first place, the whole expression is a complete disaster
Miles: Gwen, that group of Spider-People just said hi to you
Gwen: Uh, I don’t know those guys
Miles: They looked right at you
Gwen: They were mistaken
Miles: They said ‘Hi, Gwen.’ Then the dude on the horse gave you a half-nod!
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