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anyone in toronto want to try a new herb?
so my mom came by the other day and apparently our red toon tree (toona sinensis) is fuckin PRODUCING this year and dropped me off a BUSHEL of the leaves. Like way too much for me to reasonably eat before they start to go off. (nutella jar for scale)
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If you live in toronto and would like to try some of this (or swap me some of your own food), dm me and we can figure out a public meetup
I know this herb/veg thingy as xiang chun, but there's like a billion goddamn names for it (here's the wikipedia page)
its really tasty, its like allium lite if that makes sense? bit fragrant, little bit pungent, very light. Easiest way it belongs is in eggs, if you're one to enjoy green onions in your omelettes, egg pancakes, etc these are a really neat treat that you can't buy from shops
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cannibalf3v3r · 1 month
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Same anon from that big ass girl dad dami ramble cuz I'm insane lol but dude. Jon totally being jealous that Damian's the "better big brother" when rlly Damian's the better father. When Lizzie's with him all she does is remind him "Damian doesn't cook Mac and cheese like that", "Damian doesn't have his extra shampoo there" and the big one: "Damian let's me do this! Why can't you trust me?" It hits Jon like a truck when he realizes that Lizzie's is dami's KID. He sees the ways she sometimes says big,extravagant sentences followed by his turned up nose habit right afterwards. She's listening to old dad rock like Jon acdc,led zeppelin etc,but suddenly the house is filled with songs like song 2 by the brilliant green and 100-love-letters by tomoyo harada and Fuck that's all Damian. She sees a stray dog and from her pocket she hands out dogs treats and coos to him in a accent he knows she doesn't have but Damian does. She's imitating him when he's his most soft AND when he's his most brave. She doesn't draw on paper but picks up a pen and makes shaky, intricate designs that's better suited for henna. Damian is Talia's little twin,looks like her,acts like her. Lizzie's is Damian's little shadow,copying everything he does and always right behind him. Jon realizes that and thinks "what did I miss? Why did I miss this?". Damian comes home, picks her up,twirls her around into a hug just because they both missed each other after a long mission away. Jon sees all that he missed from both his traumatic past and now his absent present... Sorry for dumping this on you I need an outlet and I'm not coherent enough for ff 😭😭
NOOOO THIS IS SO REAL ANON. you get it. you get the angst of it all. I meant divorced dad jon as a joke but there's a lot of sadness in it too.
Jon is struggling and unfortunately it means not being the "big brother" he wanted to be. he still loves lizzie of course but they just don't share the same bond that her and damian do and it def hurts.
it's even worse if you consider it from the stand of them not being together.
it's just babysitting jon thinks and yeah maybe he has this weird romantic tension with damian but that won't matter.
but ofc it does. suddenly this babysitting has made this strange relationship of theirs much more serious. they aren't dating and yet Damian is nagging him like they are and they aren't dating but he loves that people think lizzie is their kid.
so much angst potential but also so much love. anyway I am also insane for this concept anon. keep dropping these long asks on me, i love to talk and ur opinions r so good
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if you’re a transgender person in western Washington and you want to learn how to use a gun, hit me up and I’ll hook you up.
Edit: I also have info on an upcoming class on how to use pepper spray, feel free to DM me if you’re interested in that too.
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stonerbunnyposts · 7 months
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if you moan when you eat pussy like this post for uh 👀science
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nerdycolorcupcake · 1 month
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There are so many charlastor fics on Ao3 that i want to make fanart for, so I'll just start with one of my bigger favs
"Radio reign" by cdbazemore98
Had to take a pic of my tablet bc net is down atm
Legit love this fic by how dark and twisted it is
Won't spoil much cause y'all have to read to find out why i love it
The clothing isn't accurate but i hope i portrayed the vibes somewhat close
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emilykaldwen · 8 days
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To the other anon in my inbox, I hope my answer to the first anon answers yours. <3
Look, just keep it real y'all. I'm sorry that people are upset, or feel targeted, or like they're being talked badly about. I have felt this way too! I still feel this way a lot. The internet can be a really fucking lonely place and we're all just trying to survive in it.
You do not have to be everyone's friend. You *can't* be everyone's friend.
I used to worry a lot about people not liking me on the internet, like 'what did I do??' and really I just had to come to a place of yeah: people aren't going to like me, and I'm not going to like everyone. Not everyone is going to like my fic. And that's okay. It crosses into not-okay when people just start fighting about it, and making blogs and sending anon messages.
This is a lot of energy and it doesn't feel good. I can't imagine any of this makes anyone feel good.
Find your people. Sometimes those people might change. But I think everyone just wants to create and be seen. So if you're reading a fic, make sure to reblog it, or send a message saying you enjoyed their art/fic/whatever you're looking at.
And genuinely, seriously: Block. If you're reading this right now and you're like 'omg stfu natasha', then block me. It's okay. I'm not gonna be upset and talk bad about you because I'm not going to know.
Also, again, encouraging people to get into more than just one piece of media at a time. Do not fall down into having one fandom define all of your creative energy and output.
Keep carrying the torches for your fave characters. Keep writing, keep drawing, keep making your unhinged thirst posts and your meta and everything. And you'll find your people who want to be around you.
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dog4t · 6 months
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I need a girl to call me a degenerate
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catdancinginthedark · 3 months
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A Question To PWish fans
Hey guys. Sorry for writing this in here but I have a legitimate question about the Lawful Joke AU being actively promoted in these tags. Am I the only one that questions why Scarab looks and acts as a child, while Prismo (Prism) looks as an adult and is in a romantic relationship with him? Just curious. Want to hear your opinion on this.
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slutty-puppy-cow · 1 year
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describe your boobs using only a picture of them
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lilyblisslys · 10 months
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I need office hours except instead of questions it’s like 2 hours where trans people can send me videos of them jerking off
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garden-of-poison · 3 months
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i love this sweater so much i need to get more pics in it (not a super good one but i think i still look good)
also pls bite my thighs
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@eggcellentadventures @peachykinky @puppymiqwerty @pleadingemoji
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valskittens · 4 months
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make me shut up, just shove your dick down my throat, pulling me by my hair deeper and deeper. i dont need to breathe, i need to choke on your cum. don't let me move away as i grip on your thighs, gagging, moaning and crying. lock my head in place right between your legs, fuck my throat. am i being a good boy? do i deserve to have your cum on my face? make me clean it off, i want to be a good kitten for you. i want my dumb crying face to be slapped with your hard dick. please use me.
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amommymilf · 2 years
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your big tittied cuddly gf
soft and hard kinks (no tw)
this is a wlw blog first and foremost
any sub thoughts reblogged are what i want to do as a dom <3
i’m a mommy dom and service top
i am horny quite a lot of the times but also like talking to people and making friends
no minors ~ im quite friendly with the block button
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p1ss-angel · 1 year
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can a cute girl put her dick up my ass and fill me with piss please? 🥺 and degrade me when I start leaking? 🥺🥺🥺
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artianaiolanthe · 3 months
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Something something "wants to write a post about Mal TD's villain arc but doesn't want to sound completely ableist and obtuse about the realities of Dissociative Identity Disorder"
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sapphicfaexie · 7 months
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it’s so hard finding someone to be my mommy these days
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