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theshitpostcalligrapher · 29 days

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i have once again created a tinder account in order to people watch and mildly troll people

Thoughts?

#My gotdamn face #<the selfie tag

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thinkingofmikey · 2 years

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Bought a new lip gloss, tried to get a good selfie. Crows feet, gray hairs, bags under my eyes, and excellent natural wave in the hair.

#looking your current age is strange when you still feel like a composite of all the ages you've ever been #turning 40 soon #elders of tumblr #my gotdamn face #genderqueer

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c-kiddo · 5 months

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Do you have any doodles of caduceus you would be willing to share?

I love your art so much!

thankyou :' ) yee heres 2 things from th other week i think . from just after the reunion aired n i was figuring out hairstyles and also hadnt drawn him for a while .so he looks a bit young by accident

#asks #myart #2023 #had intense dejavu while writing th IDs so. . shrug.#i havent posted these before but i think i have cad doodles in my drafts somewhere idk #my ears are so blocked up i feel not good #caduceus clay #critical role #described #i am number 1 fan of cads teeth to big for he gotdamn face #hes got such a wide mouth when he does an open mouth smile its just teeth. in a dorky creature way

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rawwithlove · 1 year

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Why ignore me when you could ✨adore me✨

#me #my face #I need a full length mirror so I can show off my cute shoes #there is no reason I need to be so gotdamn sexy to go grocery shopping #but I can’t really help it #lol #yes I know my room is messy #selfie #dirty mirror selfies are superior

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tradingjackbs · 7 months

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Attempted to do a photoshoot for the one and only cosplay I'll probably ever do and. These are the only pictures I got that matter

#there were a lot of blurrier ones that were completely incomprehensible lmao #i did also get some decent serious ones but. idk if i'll post them/might save them for halloween or something. we'll see #i dont like taking pics of myself and i dont like sharing my face on the internet. it just so happens this particular character has bangs #and also sunglasses so it works out #nicholas d wolfwood #cosplay #trigun #rosie posting #cats of tumblr #i love my girl so so much. but lord she love gettin all in my business when im tryna do shit ykwim #taking pictures or drawing or whatever tf. it dont matter. she must be in the way <3 #i went to put my clothes away and like. sure it's a relatively cheap suit but it still cost a good amount #and this goddamn cat is swiping and pouncing on my clothes as im tryna put em away like 😭😭😭😭 GIRL #anyway pretend ww has uhh curly hair. and literally no jawline. and also a normal/fat waist. and a thick ass neck jesus lordt #that's what my ww looks like <3 sowwy that's just how im built lmao #oh and the wrong nose. i have the wrong nose for every anime character 😔#bitch ass half white half pinoy got me out here lookin like a gotdamned Freak lol <3 #the absurd amount of cookies in the past week probs hasnt been helping #i live alone and shit's hard yo 😭😭#this also means i took all my goddamn photos myself and thus. the excessive cat bombing <3

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quinttyz · 6 months

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> not enough content for julien from dragon’s dogma

I am burdened with profound sadness

#quinttyz rambles #HMM.. i have been replaying a lot of games recently..like jumping from one game to the next #i hope to finish this dragon’s dogma run fr…i made a new arisen hahaha #also. i had a lot of fun creating my pawn LOL I HAD SO MUCH FACE INSPOS FOR HIM #he even looked like leon FUCKING kennedy at one point gotdamn #anyways pls…..to the julien stans out there..our numbers are going extinct #dragons dogma #dragons dogma julien #julien dragons dogma #dragons dogma dark arisen

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standing-in-v-formation · 2 months

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@frnkiebby 😭😭😭😭 TYSM 🖤🖤🖤🖤

Happy VDay and NO SCURVY 4 US

#frnkiebby #tysm ily my fellow frankwhore #Frank and his gotdamn sumo oranges sugar baby shit I’m Fucking deceased #noscurvy4me #LSDunes valentines #his stupid face makes everything better yk??#bye daddy

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poohbea · 2 years

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I-I’m screaming without the ‘s’ !! 😭😫

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nelfs · 1 year

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1 thing I absolutely despise is candid videos. if you record me without my knowledge and then show me later I will want to kill you.

#nothing destroys my mood faster than having a good time and then turning to see a phone in my gotdamn face

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reinabeestudio · 2 years

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Accidentally made an AU while drawing these two oops lol.

Idea where MK changes masters and end ups staying with Macaque as his apprentice. Not very original, but I can’t resist the villain/hero dynamic. The dialogues are in Valencian because I wanted to indulge myself a bit lol.

By the way: ‘SWK’ means ‘Sun Wukong’ and ‘LEMH’ means ‘Liu’er Mihou’, aka Six-Eared Macaque.

(translation of the dialogues, if you’re curious) ↓↓

1. Cyn: Friend or not, there will be consequences if you wreack havoc on the library. [Amic o no, hi haurà conseqüències si causes estralls a la biblioteca.]

MK: Wow, how scary! I feel so threatened (lol). [Vaja, quina por! Em sento tan amenaçat (lol).]

⊱ ────── {.⋅ ⟐ ⋅.} ───── ⊰

2. Cyn: I don't want to be your enemy... You're very important to me. [No vull ser la teua enemiga... Ets molt important per a mi.]

MK: ..... (C'mon, tell her! 'I miss you too'.) [ ..... (Anem, digues-li!! «Jo també t'enyoro».) ]

#Self Insert #lego monkie kid #Cyn (lmk oc)#lmk mk #my art #I've decided to draw the lego people however I want fuck the lego artstyle /lh #AU: evil and fucked up mk that drinks your pepsi and calls you a bitch /j #I love me some good ol' complimentary opposites babey!!! (red/blue)#no way yomiel actually draws a kiss. incredible.#yes this is very self-indulgent but sometimes you just gotta Treat yourself. AMIRITE FOLKS!! (crowd cheers and applauds)#I'm aware it'd make no sense that they speak Valencian but let me have this okay /lh #why did i use so much gotdamn blue. also why did i make Cyn's work outfit so complicated. pain and suffering <-- (self-inflicted)#I'm also aware that MK's face marking(?) in canon material isn't heart-shaped nor that color. But it's cute so it STAYS!!!

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copper-skulls · 2 years

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*comes to the whole sona thing like a decade late* hey what's up everyone

also, DID YOU KNOW: not doing your back exercises for over a week when you're sleeping in non-ideal conditions is a Bad Idea that Will result in random shooting pain if you have scoliosis (please if you work something sedentary make sure your setup isn't one sided And that you stretch regularly)

#I DECIDED to fire elemental bcs a) fun shapes b) can emulate my befucked hair.#and c) it still is humanoid without me having to draw my Gotdamn face #thinking about a beige/blue colour scheme bcs Pretty #fanfic thoughts sponsored by the sweet person that got excited about qpr grillster in TD comments and I saw it bcs I was checking my email #back issues sponsored by my own stupidity (once I spent half a day stretching it got better)#ALSO someone asked me if I still slept in my 'cocoon' this year and that's the FUNNIEST way I've heard my back brace reffered to with yet #'I... Do sleep in my... sleeping bag??' 'I mean the ridgid monster you lugged with y-' 'OH THAT ONE LMAO no i don't'#i do not know how to tag this and I will figure that out Later

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theshitpostcalligrapher · 7 months

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